Thursday, October 30, 2008

Columbia Pictures Signs Mendes to Direct "Preacher"


Soon after it was revealed that Columbia Pictures had finally inked a deal to bring Garth Ennis and Steve Dillon's uber-violent comic book series, "Preacher" to the silver screen, it was also revealed that the man helming the film would be "American Beauty's" Sam Mendes.

For those that don't know, Preacher was a long running series about Jesse Custer, preacher who finds himself posessed by a demon. No ordinary demon, this is a being with the potential power to overthrow God himself, and thus Jesse is now the most powerful person on Earth. The series chronicles Jesse's cross country trip to literally find God, who has gotten a bit lazy. The series is extremely violent, and it absolutely bangs the life out of every religious tenet you might hold dear.

It's fucking brilliant, if you ask me.

My problem is that this was initially meant to be a TV series to be aired on HBO. That would've been the perfect platform. Just think about how good and true to the comic the Spawn series was on HBO. This could've been better. A single film can't do this series justice.

Garth Ennis has been on a roll of late. Another one of his comics, The Boys, about a super powered gang who "police" the superhero community has also been optioned into a feature film due to start filming at some point. Ennis's initial storyarc in the recent Punisher comic book series also formed the basis for the storyline of the 2004 film starring Thomas Jane and John Travolta.

SLJ to play Sho 'nuff in The Last Dragon remake




Samuel L. Jackson is officially in EVERY movie that comes out, and Hollywood is officially remaking everything ever made. The Hollywood Reporter is telling us that Mr. Jackson himself is signed on to play Sho'nuff the Shogun of Harlem from 1985's The Last Dragon. Honestly I want to hate this idea, but the original was the same kind of campy entertaining fun that Jackson brings to every performance and after seeing him play The Octopus in The Spirit I dont think this will be too over the top. There seems to be a resurgence in the 80's style martial arts movie, what with The Karate Kid getting redone, I just hope whatever comes of this is as entertaining as the source material as the martial arts movie is my #1 seed for guilty pleasure genres.

And just for your viewing pleasure here is the trailer for the original film.

Zach and Miri Make a Porno: Early Review




The latest film from Kevin Smith has been the source of much anticipation here at Punch Drunk Critics International. As disciples of all things View Askew, Kevin Smith can pretty much do no wrong in my eyes, and I'm sure John feels the same. In fact, I'm sure John will be on here to do his own review before too long. But for me, Smith is at the top of his game when he sticks do what he knows best, and that is comedy. What makes Kevin Smith stand out is that he is one of the best wordsmiths in the business right now. He is a master of dialogue, right up there with Tarantino in my opinion. But it's the combination of raunchy sight gags with his ability to create three dimensional characters who talk like normal people that makes him unique. Zack and Miri, if set to the usual standards Smith has set with his previous work might rank right up there with some of his best.

The story revolves around two old friends: Seth Rogen plays the slovenly Zack. It's the typical role for Rogen, the out of shape loveable loser. Elizabeth Banks plays his "hetero lifemate" this time around as Miri, who is much like the female version of Zach only she's decidely NOT out of shape. The two have shared a run down hovel of an apartment for years. Friends since 1st grade, it's hard to believe that the two have anything more in common than their mutual irresponsibility. Still, Rogen and Banks jibe together quite well, and the feeling that these two have been friends for a very long time does ring true. Faced with mounting debts, they find their electricity and water shut off, leaving the two desperate for cash. After Miri's plan to woo her ex-boyfriend(played by Superman himself, Brandon Routh) and have him pay her bills goes disasterously awry, Zack convinces Miri that the best way to earn some quick cash is to make a porno. Makes sense. Who wouldn't pay to watch Dale Denton bang Laura Bush?

Zack's friend and co-worker, Delaney, played by the oft-hilarious Craig Robinson, agrees to produce the film. View Askew alums Jeff Anderson(Deacon) and Jason Mewes(Lester) sign up as the cameraman and a...talented...actor eager to "work" with Miri on the film. Former porn star Traci Lords and current porn star(and personal favorite of mine) Katie Morgan lend additional experience to the amateurs' film. In typical Kevin Smith fashion, the original idea for the film is a riff off of Star Wars, titled Star Whores. Let's just say that you won't look at R2-D2 quite the same way again, although this version would make for an interesting action figure. After production is put on permanent hiatus thanks to some deception that I won't reveal here, Zack comes up with a new plan: To shoot another film at the Starbucks rip-off where he currently works. A script is drawn up, and sex scenes are divvied up.

This leads to the inevitable question: Will Zack and Miri, two friends who are more like siblings, actually have sex with eachother? Could they even if they wanted to? Would it be too weird? Would sex ruin the friendship, or would it be like that episode of Seinfeld where sex saves the friendship?

Kevin Smith's movies aren't that much different than the crop of Apatow films we've seen over the past couple of years. They are raunchy sex comedies with an emotional core, and that stretches back all the way to Smith's first film, Clerks. So it's a natural fit to see the usual Apatow clan transplanted into the View Askew Universe. I would say that Rogen might not be quite as adept at reciting Smith's dialogue as say Smith himself, but he does decent job playing a role he should be all too familiar with by now. Elizabeth Banks fits more seamlessly into this world than Rosario Dawson did in Clerks 2. Banks is a more natural comedian and holds her own quite well amongst all these heavyweights.

Those who walk into this expecting the usual Kevin Smith quirks and tics will not be disappointed. There's plenty of cock and balls jokes to be found. This is just me, but I've noticed the subtle difference in Kevin Smith's writing ever since he got married. As in Clerks 2 where the central theme was the fear of making the wrong choice in marriage, Zach and Miri spends an inordinate amount of time with the idea of being bored in marriage. Delaney, a married man with an angry shrew of a wife, practically leaps at the opportunity to see some new breasts. Clearly a brow-beaten husband, he remarks to hilarious effect at how awful being married truly is. Not that I'm saying Kevin Smith is in an awful marriage. Far from it. I think one's marriage would have to be totally secure to even be able to make some of these cracks and still have your wife show up for a guest appearance. I just think there's been a subtle maturity and depthness added to Smith's repetoire in between the dick and fart jokes...and occasional feces humor. Yes, feces humor. Consider yourself warned.

I'd be remiss if I didn't mention perhaps the two funniest guest appearances of the year so far, one by a VERY unlikely source. Brandon Routh, yes Superman himself, shows up as Bobby Long, Miri's ex-boyfriend from high school. Let's put it this way, he's far superior here in 10 minutes of screentime than he was in 150 minutes in Superman Returns. Justin Long, who is starting to grow on me lately, plays a porn star to a particular segment of society that I won't spoil here. It's his voice that makes it so hilarious, as he sounds like a combination of Isaac Hayes and Harvey Fierstein but looks like, well, the guy in those annoying Mac commercials.

I continue to be impressed and entertained by Kevin Smith, as his style seems to be maturing right alongside my own tastes. I think what he's done here is introduce us to a small world of characters that I definitely want to see again. Who knows what Zach and Miri decide to do next? Whatever it is, I'll pay to see it.

8/10

Wednesday, October 29, 2008

Favreau, Downey, and Cheadle Signed for Avengers Movie




According to a press release from Marvel Studios, John Favreau has been signed on to exec produce the upcoming Avengers movie, set to hit theaters in 2011. Robert Downey, Jr. is also set to reprise his role as Iron Man in the film in addition to playing the part in the Iron Man sequel. Don Cheadle is set to play War Machine in the Avengers movie, after Terence Howard's contract was not honored/renewed, whatever. More details on the story can be found by clicking HERE

Tuesday, October 28, 2008

Punch Drunk Podcast: Episode #4

The Dynamic Duo cranked out two episodes in relatively short order! On this week's episode:

1. The impossible occurs and both John and Trav saw all three reviewed films! Will wonders never cease? Just in time for Halloween, it's Saw 5!
2. Bush Bashing is therapeutic and cathartic as the guys review Oliver Stone's, "W"!
3. Ed Norton. Colin Farrell. The director must've had a real headache on his hands! But how did our hosts fare in their review of Pride and Glory?
4. Hulk vs. The Avengers movie a done deal?
5. Trav reviews Jonathan Demme's new film, "Rachel Getting Married" starring Anne Hathaway.

Happy Halloween Week from the Punch Drunk Critics

Yes yes ladies and gentleman it is finally upon us, that fanciful week where everyone can act like a kid again and pretend to be whoever they want. Halloween for me is the true mark of the begining of the holiday season, and easily the most fun of the three. So everyone that reads this I hope you let go of your adult inhibitions and have some fun! Watch some scary movies, dress up and head out to a party, or just decorate your own house to scare the neighborhood kids!! To help you get in the mood here is Bobby 'Boris' Pickett & the Cryptkickers with Monster Mash.

Rachel Getting Married


Movies about wedding preparations that are fraught with one disaster after another are nothing new. They tend to be comedies; they usually feature an ex-boyfriend who shows up out of the blue or a new better guy shows up to make the future husband less appealing; and they tend to never actually feel like any wedding that could ever take place in any civilized nation. So it's to this movie's credit, and in particular legendary director Jonathan Demme, that he has created one of the most engrossing and realistic portrayals of a family mere hours before the eldest daughter goes through her nuptials. Not that everything goes off without a hitch. What kinda movie would this be if there weren't problems? Major problems.

Crisis comes in the form of younger sister, Kym, played brilliantly by Anne Hathaway. Kym is the typical wild child of the family. A former model, Kym has found herself in and out of rehab for the better part of ten years. Now she's released to attend the wedding of her sister Rachel, and with her come years of pent up anger and tons of emotional baggage waiting to be dropped at everyone's doorstep. It's no coincidence that one of Kym's first acts is to knock over a bunch of chairs, causing a loud ruckus that disturbs the entire room, because that's exactly what she represents. She is the 800 pound gorilla, except the gorilla refuses to stay quiet, chain smokes, and is just a teeeeeeny bit selfish. Oh, and the gorilla is a bit of a drama queen. Kym can't enter a room without making everything about herself. A pivotal dinner scene in which guests are all singing the praises of the couple-to-be ends with Kym turning it into a stage for her to talk about her 12 Step Program.

Not that Kym is totally at fault. The entire family has enough issues to form a complete subscription. The sister, Rachel, played by Rosemarie Dewitt and practically steals the show, nurses a grudge like a baby nurses a bottle of warm milk. With a sister as time consuming to her parents as Kym must've been, Rachel has obvious problems with having that same sister stealing the attention away from her big moment. Rachel, a studying psychologist, is analytical where Kym is impetuous. The father is overprotective of Kym, which angers Rachel, yet Kym wants him to leave her alone. Their stepmother doesn't appear to do much other than watch from the sidelines, perhaps afraid to step into such deep rooted family squabbles. The girls' mother, played by Debra Winger, embraces Rachel but keeps Kym at arms length for an unknown reason. I won't spoil that reason here, but let's just say it comes to a head at a critical juncture of the film.

Demme mixes just enough tension here to keep the film exciting without devolving into cliche territory. He also has found a way to coax every bit of believability out of his cast, who are almost all extraordinary here. Tunda Adebimpe, who some might know from a little gem of a film called "Jump Tomorrow" fits in perfectly as Rachel's future husband. Somehow, former Yo MTV Raps host Fab 5 Freddy shows up here in an unheralded role as a guest. But it was Rosemarie Dewitt and Anne Hathaway who steal the show. Hathaway plays Kym as a firecracker, set to go off at anytime. She's practically a whirlwind of emotions, equally self-involved, verbally abusive, and yet obviously loving of her family all at the same time. Dewitt's performance is less showy, but she has a tougher balancing act. Show too much anger and Rachel comes off as someone we don't even want to see be happy, which would destroy the entire film. Instead, she gets it just right. I hadn't heard of Rosemarie Dewitt before, but knew I recognized her face. She was in the very VERY short lived series Standoff on Fox alongside Ron Livingston.

Completely filmed by hand held camera, this feels like a genuine slice-of-life look at a singular event in these people's lives. This is one of those films where the digital look fits perfectly with the nature of the story. It feels very organic, not just a technique to show how cool the director can be. It makes sense. The same goes with the score of the film, which is noticeable in almost every scene at the house but isn't distracting. In fact, the only time in which the music does become a problem Demme seems to realize it also, and the music is abruptly halted.

I don't want to seem as if this movie is perfect. There are a couple of slower scenes, but every scene feels necessary and would hurt the film if removed. I also take some issue with Debra Winger's portrayal, as the mom never quite feels as real as the rest of the characters. She has a scene later on in the film that is completely unbelievable.

Perfect date film, and another notch in the legendary career of Jonathan Demme. I fully expect a lot of accolades to come down in the form of Best Actress nominations for Anne Hathaway and possibly Rosemarie Dewitt in the Supporting category. Hopefully people will give this film a much deeper look when Oscar season comes around.

7/10

Monday, October 27, 2008

Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince International trailer!





This new trailer for the sixth Harry Potter movie has popped up online today. I am not ashamed to admit that I'm a fan of the series and really can't wait for this one. I really think the Potter movies, at least for me, are new Holiday classics, by that I mean movies that just feel right to watch on a cold winter day with the family all around. That being said this new one looks a bit less feel good and a bit more kick ass, though as shown by the last bit in the trailer it looks like it holds onto its lighthearted charm as well. It's really too bad they moved the release date back to next year, but I guess we can hold ourselves over with the other five movies until this one is released next summer.

W.



Anyone who's listened to our podcast or knows me personally knows the venom I hold towards our current President, whom I affectionately refer to as the Preztard. I think he's been a complete and utter disaster in every possible way, and as such I take a special pleasure when those far more gifted comically and intellectually than me take their shots at him. I expected Oliver Stone's new film, "W" to be just that. Instead what I got was a fair, sympathetic portrayal of a man who is less buffoon than he is an egotist. And dammit if it wasn't a better film because of it.

Let's be fair, it would've been easy to make a film that served only to lend credence to those of us (approximately 80% of the country) who think the Prez has failed. It's much more difficult to create a solid piece of historical fiction that paints the subject in a way totally unknown to the vast majority of Americans. Josh Brolin plays Bush as a deeply conflicted man, simultaneously boastful and sheepish within the span of mere moments. Bush is shown mainly in his developmental years, beginning during his fratboy days in college, then post graduation his most awkward time as he moves from job to job with the support of H.W. Bush. Perhaps "support" is the wrong word, as the relationship between the elder Bush and his son is strained at best. W often swings between craving his father's respect to borderline hatred as he tries to prove his father's judgement inferior to his own. It's the dichotomy between these two that is both the driving force of this film but also of W's entire life. H.W.'s disappointment in constantly being forced to bail out his son from one crisis or another is prevalent in virtually every scene the two of them share.

Conversely, W is a man who constantly need his ego fed by the people who surround him. His friends early on mainly consisted of like minded individuals who aren't nearly as "successful" as he, and thus look up to him in some way. Never mind that at that stage of his life he hadn't actually accomplished anything. He was respected because of his lineage and wealth. The Bushes are like royalty in Texas, and W was treated as a prince. In a few years, those friends are replaced by a group of like-minded political advisers, led by Turd Blossom himself, Karl Rove. At this point, Bush is out of his depth. Rove becomes friends with the charismatic W and molds his campaign, giving Bush just enough power to feel as if he's in control. This would become a recurring theme, as Dick Cheney exerts the same influence over W. Bush comes across as a guy who didn't realize he was being duped. In a sense, that makes Bush look even more clownish because of the ease in which he was manipulated. This is our President, not just some guy off the street, right? But all along Bush is presented as a simple guy, with simple ideals, and a very simple mindset. It's hard to fault a guy for being used by experts, and at least in the context of this film it's easy to feel for the lug.

If anything, it's the people around Bush who come off as black hearted criminals. "Infamous"'s Toby Jones is spot on perfect as Bush's loyal sidekick, Karl Rove. Just like the real Turd Blossom he casts an eerie shadow over every scene he's in. Even when just sitting quietly in a crowded conference room you feel like he's calculating his next evil deed. He reminds me of the Cigarette Smoking Man of X-files fame. Richard Dreyfuss practically disappears into his role as Vice-President Dick Cheney. Cheney, the real mastermind behind Bush's presidency can barely contain his desire to be the man in charge himself. He holds no such compunctions about voicing his dislike for General Colin Powell, played effortlessly by Jeffrey wright, the loan voice of dissent in an administration slowly being taken over by warhawks. The scenes pitting Cheney against Powell are arguably the most compelling in the entire film, as the two former friends now turned bitter rivals spar verbally over ideology. Powell is probably given far too much credit considering his support almost directly led to the quagmire this country's currently involved in, but if there's anybody on Bush's staff who deserves to be forgiven it should be him.

Stone doesn't completely shy away from the more oafish antics Bush has committed during his administration, but he does present them in a different light. Bush's tendency to talk with his mouth full is ratcheted up to the nth degree here, as he always seems to be speaking while struggling with a peanut butter sandwich or a jaw full of hamburger. His infamous "Shame on you" quote is placed out of a speech and transplanted to a luncheon while surrounded by his entire Cabinet. It doesn't take away from the power of those moments one bit. In fact, I think it emphasizes them even more. The fact that Bush could talk to a foreign dignitary with his mouth full of food or so badly mutilate a common turn of phrase in an official Address means that he's probably twice as clumsy when in more relaxed settings.

The film is presented mainly through flashback in a disjointed manner that ultimately doesn't serve the main thrust of the story. On a few occasions it works out perfectly, showing Bush as a young man never quite understanding the gravity of his actions and cutting to the now President Bush and seeing that he STILL doesn't quite get it. Those few times it works perfectly. Other times it serves no purpose. But it doesn't really hurt the film in any way. Earlier I referred to this as a piece of historical fiction, and that's exactly what it is. Someone off the street who had never heard of George W. Bush could watch this film and get a reasonable impression of the man. Not enough to make a firm judgement on him, but enough to form the basis of one. For those who take a certain interest in the life of Bush, there are plenty of nods to less publicized facets of his life(his drug use, "military service", etc.) to appease them.

You'll be hard pressed to find a more adept group of acting talent during this or any other year. The last year has been a real eye-opener for me as to the acting talent of Josh Brolin, who seems to have really hit his stride lately. He's come a long way from the days when he was known simply as the older brother in The Goonies. His portrayal of Bush is nothing short of extraordinary. He doesn't sound or look like Bush, but he almost disappears into the role. After a few minutes I forgot I was watching a man playing the President. Richard Dreyfuss, Toby Jones, and Jeffrey Wright are great, also, as mentioned earlier. The same goes for James Cromwell's Bush, Sr. There's been a lot of talk about Thandie Newton's portrayal of Condoleeza Rice as stiff, wooden, almost Stepford-like. To them my question is simple: Have you ever SEEN Condoleeza Rice? She is stiff. She is wooden. She is Stepford-like.

So was I disappointed in that I didn't get the bash Bush fest I expected coming in? No, not at all. That can get tiring after awhile. What I got was much better. A straight forward take on a very straight man, even if he's headed straight towards a disaster. Oliver Stone decided to challenge us to think a bit differently about George W. Bush, and I was happy to take him up on his offer. Perhaps next he can try to wring a little sympathy out of the dry sponge that is Dick Cheney. Now THAT would be a real challenge.

7/10

Saturday, October 25, 2008

Punch Drunk Podcast: Episode #3

Episode 3 of The Punch Drunk Podcast has finally made it's way to American shores! On this week's episode:

1. A busy show as the guys take a hard look at yet another video game to be turned into a feature film, Mark Wahlberg's "Max Payne!"

2. 80's nostaliga for sex comedies is the hot topic as the guys review "Sex Drive!"

3. John is the only one qualified to review "Quarantine"; Trav sits on the sidelines and dreams of Sophia Bush.

4. The guys reveal long hidden details on the original missing "Third Episode" of the Punch Drunk Podcast, thought lost in the Great Chicago Fire of 1871 but found complete with short review of "Nick and Norah's Infinite Playlist"

5. The DVDs that Matter to Us

6. News on Terence Howard booted off of Iron Man 2, and why Don Cheadle could never wear the War Machine armor.

Friday, October 24, 2008

Friday the 13th Teaser Trailer

Man...must be trailer day here at Punch Drunk Critics. This teaser premiered at the Scream awards on SPIKE earlier this week. There is one money shot in it, but nothing that really made me saw wow. It definatley has that Platinum Dunes feel to it, like The Texas Chainsaw Massacre remake only with a blue light filter instead of brown. Really though I am excited for this one, I'm really interested to see how fast moving Jason is going to be. I hope it translates as well as the running zombies from the Dawn of the Dead remake.

New Notorious trailer

I've come across the new full length trailer for next years release Notorious. I'm very interested to see what you guys think about this, personally I'll be there on opening weekend but this second trailer has curbed by anticipation a bit. The guy playing Biggie looks like he'll be great but some of the other aspects just come off with a little extra cheese. It's hard to judge a performance from clips in a trailer but I have a feeling that Diddy's character will be just a bit over the top, when your source character is allready that much larger than life you have to play that performance as close to the line as possible or you risk doing a caricature. Still...I really wanna see this, chime in with your thoughts.

Scream Awards Watchmen Footage

This is gonna turn into the unofficial Watchmen movie page if we keep this up, but I had to post the new footage they showed the other night at the Scream Awards on SpikeTV. Enjoy.

Thursday, October 23, 2008

New Watchmen Poster


Wow...must be poster day here at Punch Drunk Critics. Just came across this new Watchmen theatrical poster and had to share it. This thing looks awesome, there aren't really many movie posters that look like art but this is close. Taken from one of the coolest frames in the graphic novel, anyway...have a look.

How did I not know about this?



So here is the one sheet for a new Clint Eastwood starring flick Gran Torino. I have not heard word one about this, most places I've looked are saying it's Dirty Harry 6... I dont know about that, doesn't really look like Harry Callahan but let us know if you know different. Seriously though...let's stop bringing back old action actors PLEASE. I thought Rambo and Rocky were good, Ahhhnold was almost laughable in T3 but pulled it off, but really look at this poster, am I the only one that thinks you could replace the rifle with a cane and put a quote above him saying "YOU DAMN KIDS STAY OFF MY LAWN!" and it wouldn't seem out of place?

UPDATE: Got some plot information from the good fellas over at /film this looks quite a bit more plausible than Dirty Harry 6, and quite honestly sounds like something I wouldn't mind seeing.

In the film, Eastwood plays a disgruntled racist Korean War vet named Walt Kowalski, who sets out to reform his neighbor, a young Hmong immigrant teenage neighbor (played by newcomer Bee Vang), who, as part of a gang initiation, tried to steal Kowalski’s prized possession: his 1972 Gran Torino.Walt ends up confronting prejudices that have isolated him. The poster shows Eastwood with his M-1 rifle in hand, standing in front of his Gran Torino.

Monday, October 20, 2008

Blindness


Two of my favorite movies of the last five years are City of God and The Constant Gardener. Both films were by Brazilian director Fernando Meirelles, who excels at presenting an unflinching look at the dark realities of being born poor with little to no future, as well as the boot crushing oppression being foisted upon these people by manipulative governments. Fernando's latest film, Blindness, somewhat falls into that same vein but it's more of a parable than the two previous films. It tells the story of a world in which the entire population has been stricken with a form of blindness. That is all except one person, played by the uber talented Julianne Moore.

The blindness strikes innocently and quietly at first: a single man driving along a busy city street. Then it spreads to the optometrist who treats him...the man who helped the driver get where he was going...and so forth. When her husband, the doctor who treated the first victim, goes blind himself and is to be herded along with dozens of others into a quarantine, Moore fakes blindness herself in order to be with her husband. She soon finds herself playing nursemaid to dozens of helpless others. What can only be described as a Lord of the Flies mentality begins to take shape inside the quarantine. More and more people are herded in, creating cramped conditions. Food is scarce as they are dependent on an evaporating government to feed them. They fend for themselves in squalid conditions, with feces and urine staining the walls, no clean clothes, and no form of entertainment. It's a combination set to explode at any time, and all Moore can do is watch it happen while the others remain blissfully unaware of just how horrible the situation is around them.

If you've noticed that I haven't named Moore's character in the film yet, it's for a simple reason: Nobody has names in this film. Her character is known simply as Doctor's Wife. Mark Ruffalo plays the Doctor. Danny Glover has perhaps the most labored performance of the film as simply Man with Black Eye Patch. It's Glover's character who tortorously narrates the early days of the epidemic's spread. It's a wasted scene that completely fails to get across the scope of what's truly occurring worldwide. We get a much better glimpse of that later on without the bad voice-over. Alice Braga, who was so terrible in David Mamet's Redbelt earlier this year, was somewhat improved this time around playing a prostitute who takes the disaster as a chance to remake herself. The only standout here other than the always reliable Moore is Gael Garcia Bernal, who plays a man who takes it upon himself to be the ruler of the camp. I'll admit to not liking the introduction of his character initially, but it was clear later on that without him this film might've devolved into a disaster because literally nothing was happening for about 45 minutes other than Moore cleaning up Mark Ruffalo's crap. Bernal takes advantage of the situation with brute force, and is the instigator of one of the most disturbing sex scenes I have ever witnessed on film.

It's the unflinching nature of this film that makes it almost required viewing, in my opinion. Meirelles has never been one to shy away from material that some might find unsettling, and this film is no different. You can almost smell the shit and piss on the walls. Julianne Moore and the others almost appear to waste away for real, to the point where it's almost impossible to not get caught up in their story. Again, the acts committed by Bernal in this film will probably drive some people out of the theater. I noticed some bristling from some of the other people in the theater with me. It doesn't matter that you can't see much, the sounds leave more than enough to your imagination.

It's unfortunate that all of the film doesn't hold up to the intensity of some of the stuff in the quarantine unit. For the most part this film plods along at a glacial pace with little to nothing going on. The film is shot in a washed out tone, giving everything a blueish glint similar in a way to Minority Report. Frankly, it made me sleepy. The final act of the film feels phony and unearned. I know these people have been through a lot, but the familial aspect they try to play up didn't feel quite right.

I'm somewhat torn on whether or not to recommend this. It's a solid film, well acted with a very unique premise. It's got some amazing camera work, and it generally looks very good. It's genuinely disturbing and uncomfortable to watch, which is something I love. But it's also extremely slow, with long stretches of time where nothing seems to be going on. That might be too much for some people. If you're into a very cerebral "thriller" of sorts, a film that will make you think then this is for you. Otherwise, wait for the DVD, and at least then you won't be going into it blind, so to speak.

6/10

Thursday, October 16, 2008

Quarantine





To run down the plot Quarantine follows a field reporter with a local LA news station, who is shadowing a fire department squad for the night. All seems quiet when they finally get a call to what they think is going to be a basic medical emergency. They arrive at the apartment complex where the call originated and find an elderly woman in a zombie like state who attacks one of the already on scene police officers. When the group attempts to leave the building to get help for the downed officer they find that they have been locked in by the police and CDC. From here they enter a battle to survive with whatever it is that is infecting the residences of the apartment building.

Think The Blair Witch Project meets Outbreak meets Dawn of the Dead and you have Quarantine in a nutshell. In a cast of mostly no name actors the performances delivered were surprisingly effective given the material that they had to work with. This is by no means a ground breaking or altogether amazing movie, but I have to admit that I was on the edge of my seat for a majority of the movie. The tension is built using some of the old parlor tricks like people jumping out from nowhere, however the bulk of the creepiness came from two main things; the lack of action through a good part of the movie and the absence of any score. No, usually if I say a lack of action it’s going to be a bad thing, however for this movie it worked. Every time something starts to happen and you think its zero hour for everyone involved the terror begins to recede, the tension you feel waiting for something to happen does not. The lack of a score is, I think, one of the most underused tricks in the horror movie genre. Sure creepy music can intensify any feelings of dread, and shock scores like the famous Psycho theme will get you right to the point of being horrified but they really serve to keep you OUT of the movie and in your seat. Quarantine does an amazing job of having no musical cues at all which really keeps you in the movie, experiencing what the characters are experiencing. The flick is shot in the handheld style made famous by the previously mentioned The Blair Witch Project through the point of view of the news stations cameraman. Most of the time I find this style not only distracting but nauseating and just downright annoying, however Quarantine managed to do this in a way that only served the suspense and terror created by the story, I do have to admit that even though I didn’t mind it this time there still were some scenes where I though the shaking was a bit over done and it became a bit uncomfortable to watch. On the bad side for this one, like I said earlier you’re not seeing anything new. This really serves as a watch and forget it type movie that would be best viewed this time of year when everyone is looking for a good scare. Also, the actual story of how the whole “infection” began is glossed over very quickly and unless your paying really close attention to everything in the scene and everything that’s said you may just miss it totally, then again this may be another way to make you feel like your really there because really that’s all the characters in the flick get for an explanation.

Quarantine is a definite theater movie for this time of the year. If you plan on seeing a movie this weekend and you want to be on the edge of your seat for 90 or so minutes I would definitely recommend this film. However, if you don’t get out to see it this weekend I would just wait for the DVD as there are a bunch of more Halloween flavored flicks coming out over the next two weeks.

7/10 for a good scare
5/10 for a good movie

Tuesday, October 14, 2008

Appaloosa


Ed Harris is bringing the Western back. Or atleast he's trying to. In Appaloosa, his second crack at directing and starring in a film since 2000's Pollock, Harris has made a concerted effort to recapture the glory of the old style western. The most recent attempts at this genre such as The Proposition, Seraphim Falls, and even as far back as Unforgiven have mostly been in the revisionist category, using that time period to poke a sharp stick at the ideals of the time. Not so with Appaloosa, which is all machismo, all the time, and for the most part it works.

Harris plays Virgil Cole, a travelling lawman alongside his best friend and deputy, Everett Hitch, played perfectly by Viggo Mortensen. Cole and Hitch have just accepted a new job as protectors of the city of Appaloosa, an eyeblink of a town with roughly more tumbleweeds than actual citizens. They just found out that the previous sheriff, an old friend, had been gunned down by a local band of thugs led by Randall Bragg(Jeremy Irons). Obviously, revenge must be sought, otherwise what kinda film would this be?

Cole and Hitch have been friends and partners for so long, they've formed a unique bond that is simulatenously fulfilling and symbiotic. Without Cole, Hitch has no direction. Without Hitch, Cole wouldn't have anybody to pull his feet from the fire, also nobody to help him finish those big four syllable words he has such trouble with. Their gunplay as a tandem is beyond reproach. Matters of love are another thing entirely. When an "attractive" lady, Allie French(Renee Zellwegger) shows up in town and immediately takes an interest in Cole, the two must decide if there's room enough in the saloon for three.

Cole is a straight forward lawman with a honor code as long as the barrel of his gun. Cole isn't overly bright. He knows his law; he knows loyalty; and that's about it. He's disturbingly naive in matters of love, almost a virgin in that sense. Hitch is a smoother ladies man. As played by Mortensen he absolutely drips with coolness. Viggo completely steals away every scene of this film. It's Hitch who is by far the most interesting character here. He's intelligent, clearly as able with a gun as Cole, yet he's content to play 2nd fiddle to his best friend. I'm much more interested in seeing a continuation of his story after this film....that is if he survives it. The aptly named Bragg is your typical boastful villain of these types of films. Good with a gun, but even better with his eloquent words. Bragg proves to be a more devious and formidable opponent than Cole and Hitch have ever encountered.

I like Harris's minimalist approach to the shooting of the film. This is standard meat 'n potatoes stuff, very similar in approach to an Eastwood film. There are some good turns here, particularly by Viggo Mortensen but also by Lance Henrikksen who always seems to pop up out of nowhere and steal scenes in every movie he's in. I recall his brilliant turn in the remake of The Quick and the Dead. I could've done with a bit less of Zellwegger, though. She's never been a favorite of mine, and here she continues on her way to looking more like a puffer fish than an actual human female. She's terrible in this, and it makes me wonder how much better her part could've been if Diane Lane had stayed on the project. The story itself lags a bit in the middle as we get a little too much time devoted to Cole and French's budding relationship. That stuff doesn't work for the most part, and none of the fault lies with Harris as an actor. Also, the end comes straight out of nowhere. It's not a bad ending by any means, but I guess the fanboy in me always expects long drawn out clashes between good and evil to culminate into something epic. The ending here is cold, swift, and appropriate if not a bit disappointing.

Chances are the western will never regain it's title as the most popular film genre, no doubt giving way to the talking chihuahua genre, but as long as quality films like this come out every couple of years it'll never truly fade away.

6/10

Thursday, October 9, 2008

Religulous


Bill Maher shouldn't be where he is today. It's hard for me to fathom that the guy who I found so irritating as a stand up comic and lame supporting character in bad 80's comedies is now the same man I make a point to watch every single week on HBO. His standup, when focused on more generic topics, is still grating, but when he turns his attentions to politics and religion it's like he's speaking directly to me. Like me, Maher was raised in a religious household but eventually turned away from it for various reasons. Like me, he's not so much an atheist as an agnostic. He wants answers to some very important questions, and in his new documentary Religulous he attempts to get some.

One of the major criticisms levied against Bill Maher is that he pokes too much fun at people just for having faith. I never found this to be true, but I was worried that Religulous might validate some of those arguments. Afterall this is a comedy directed by Larry Charles of Borat fame, a film which had some of the same complaints made about it. However, I needn't have worried.

Maher doesn't go out of his way to criticize people who feel differently than he does. This point is illustrated in the very first interaction he has with a group of men meeting at a "truckstop church". Yes, a church for truckers. As soon as Maher begins speaking, one man complains and walks out without so much as hearing what Maher has to say. If he had stayed, like everyone else had, he would've seen that all Maher did was ask them questions and allow them to answer. It was a respectful airing of opinions, and it was fascinating. Maher shows that he genuinely wants to learn. It'd be easy for him to spend the entirety of the film telling the same jokes we've all heard before about some of the more fantastical elements of the Bible, but that's not what this is about.

That doesn't mean humor can't be found, as Maher takes every opportunity to slide in a comment or two about the many hypocrisies there are to be found. The fact that the Vatican is basically a glamorous palace which Jesus would have abhorred is deconstructed to death by Maher and....a Vatican priest. It's hilarious stuff. Maher also doesn't miss a beat when taking people to task who clearly don't know what they're talking about. These are the ones who deserve to be chastised, and they get the full treatment whether they realize it or not. A televangelist who claims to be the descendent of Jesus Christ, but also says he'd work just as hard for Satan doesn't seem to know he's the butt of a joke. A rapper who thinks it's okay for others to be targets for murder but not himself also comes off looking rather foolish. Maher pulls no punches with these people.

I do think they could've done with less of the cut scenes in order to provoke laughs from the crowd. The aforementioned televangeist, a Hispanic man, is paired with cutscenes of Al Pacino's Scarface. It's not really necessary in most circumstances. The fools are laughable enough already without help. I also could've done without the subtitles pointing out when some of these people are obviously telling lies. I'd have rather seen Maher confront them directly rather than basically refuting their statements behind their backs. It doesn't happen often, but enough to be slightly annoying. Also, the very brief segments on Scientology and Mormonism might as well have been left out. Maybe Maher's saving them for another film. He could've filled that time with more from his mother and sister, who are both interesting enough to spend much more time with. It's obvious which side of the family he gets his wit from.

Whether or not you like Bill Maher or agree with his opinions, I recommend checking this film out because it is very informative. It is fair, and it's also extremely funny in places. No need to worry about being talked down to or lambasted for 90 minutes. Everyone who sees this will leave with their dignity and their faith fully intact.

7/10

Tuesday, October 7, 2008

A tuesday morning laugh for you!

These mix up trailers are usually a dime a dozen, but every once in a while you'll get one that stands out. This Toy Story/The Dark Knight mash up does such a great job matching fitting scenes, and the choice of voice to cast matching is hillarious!

Check it out....


Monday, October 6, 2008

Miracle at St. Anna


Spike Lee is one of the best directors of our or any generation. His socially conscious yet fully realized films have produced some of the most iconic images of the past twenty years. Yet I've always found certain aspects of his work to be less than fulfilling. I've taken most of my pleasure in the films that weren't clearly tailored to mainstream audiences. My favorite films of his are School Daze, Do the Right Thing, and 25th Hour. Lee's last two films, Inside Man and Miracle at St. Anna, are clearly grabs at a larger audience, and to some degree I found them both wanting.

Miracle is the story of a group of soldiers from an all-black infantry division in WWII. The film is framed around the story of Hector Negron, a cashier at a post office. Hector, on just another average day, out of nowhere kills one of his customers in cold blood. The two clearly recognized eachother. The police check Hector's house and find the head of a centuries old statue hidden in his closet. Taking us back to the war, we see Hector as his division is being ripped to shreds not only by a German contingent firing down on them, but also by their commander who disbelieves the positioning given by the black soldiers. He rains down additional fire right down upon them, killing all except four, Hector included. The four soldiers, led by Staff Sergeant Stamps make their way to a tiny Tuscan village, where some treat them as guests. Others treat them less hospitably.


I like what Spike Lee was going for here. It appears that he was attempting to make a more conventional war story that puts African-Americans in the rarely seen position of hero. This point is highlighted by the first words out of Hector Negron's mouth as he's watching John Wayne's "The Longest Day", "We were there too!" My problem is that Spike seems to have let his message get in the way of the story. There's simply too much going on here to create an effective narrative. In the process, there's no room for creating well rounded characters and we are left with stock characterizations of past war movies.

Amongst the surplus of storylines are bits that could have made effective films by themselves. The token powerhouse of the squad, Sam Train, saves and befriends an Italian boy. Train initially is the one carrying the statue head, and I guess at the secret is exactly when and how Negron ends up with it years later. But no, we also have the feuding between Sgt. Stamps and token team lothario, Bishop Cummings. Stamps seems to feel that Cummings is presenting a bad example of African-Americans. Cummings doesn't really seem to care for whatever reason. We also got the mystery of The Butterfly, a Partisan who has been wreaking havok on the German army. And finally, we've got the mystery of St. Anna. Why were the people massacred there?

With so much going on it's no wonder the film clocks in at a healthy 2 hours and 40 minutes. Strangely enough, even with so much time I never felt like anything was really being accomplished. The squadmates always seem to be paired up together just long enough to have a brief discussion on the subject of the moment in a completely artificial way just so that their relative differences can be brought to light. None of it feels natural. One of Spike Lee's greatest assets is his ability to put real life on screen; to coax real emotion out of his actors. None of that is on display here.

What's worse is that the central plot element of the film is totally thrown by the wayside. We never really get any clue WHY they were carrying around this centuries old statue. I thought that was the point? It had to have been more than just why Hector has it because that question answers itself fairly early on. And it seems as if the final ten minutes of this film were tacked on by somebody clearly less skilled than Lee himself. Maybe an intern or something. The reporter scenes with Joseph Gordon-Leavitt are an afterthought. The resolution is so hokey and hackneyed that I'm convinced some empty suit demanded this shoehorned happy ending. The mental gymnastics required to accept it would earn you a gold medal.

Lost in my venom towards this film are a couple of genuinely good performances by Derek Luke and Michael Easley. Luke continues to show his dependability in playing the strong, quite, charismatic leader-type. Easley, in a much more showey role, plays the womanizer just right. He's the type you love to hate but root for anyway.

My hope is that this film will spark a return to the controversial, confrontative Spike Lee films of old. I appreciate the attempt to put a little of his usual stamp onto more traditional genres, but that is clearly not his stock 'n trade.

5/10

Friday, October 3, 2008

Punch Drunk Podcast: Episode #2

Episode #2 of the Punch Drunk Podcast will hereafter be known as the Ethan Embry Memorial Episode....

On this week's show:

1. A review of Shia Lebouf and Michelle Monaghan in Eagle Eye..

2. Frank discussion on the career trajectory of the former star of Can't Hardly Wait, Ethan Embry...

3. New DVD releases, featuring more Ethan Embry chatter with the release of Can't Hardly Wait on Blu-Ray. Oh, Forgetting Sarah Marshall and Iron Man came out also.

4. The latest news on Ghostbusters 3 and a prequel to I Am Legend...

5. Trav is outed as a closet Bill O'Reilly fan. Not!!!!

6. So much babbling that the guys completely forgot the Love This/Eff That segment. It'll be back next week.

Punch Drunk Podcast

Review: Sex Drive


Review: Sex Drive
Ian is a 17 year old socially awkward virgin who spends his time going to school, working at a donut kiosk in the mall, and chatting online with the unbelievably hot ‘Ms. Tasty’. Ian’s days of everlasting virginity seem to be at an end when Ms. Tasty invites him to come to Knoxville and meet up. With his best friend Lance and Felicia, the girl his attentions should be on, Ian sets out on a road trip to manhood with plenty of potholes along the way.

Sure, the plot sounds like about 10,000 other teen sex road trip comedies out there but sometimes it’s not about what you do, but how you do it. Sex Drive is a glowing beer covered example that if you make up for in laughs what you lack in originality you can still have an extremely enjoyable and entertaining movie. The first ten minutes alone are worth the price of admission and perfectly setup Ian’s somewhat pathetic existence. I don’t know who thought of a talking donut suit with a sombrero but whoever you are, you sir are a genius. James Marsden plays Ian’s older somewhat abusive alpha male brother who is one part Chuck Norris and two parts Midwestern homophobic, football player stereotype. Marsden really shows that he has some comedic chops even if they are of the low brow slapstick variety. Also making a hilarious appearance is Seth Green as the helpful but hyper sarcastic Amish guy Ezekiel… as a matter of fact the entire Amish angle really adds to the hilarity of the movie. The only real problem I had with this movie was the best friend character Lance. He is made out to be this Lord of the Ladies lothario, but looks like the result of Jonah Hill and Rosie O’Donnell having a kid. Maybe they were trying to say something about having confidence or maybe the writer’s made the choice just to be ironic, but I couldn’t buy him or his storyline. The character was funny, but I really think they should have just made him the fat geeky friend of the geek instead of this bloated ladies man it’s not like they were trying to break new ground in the teen sex comedy genre so why not just stick to the tried and true formula?

I will not be surprised when this movie comes out and takes off thanks to word of mouth praise similar to the way American Pie did back in ’99. I highly recommend this flick to any fans of the genre, or just anybody who enjoys low brow, slapstick comedy get out and see this movie. Don’t be surprised when October 31st rolls around and there are a bunch of sombrero clad donuts at whatever party you decide to attend. Viva La Mexican Asshole!!!

8/10

Nick and Norah's Infinite Playlist


Review: Nick and Norah’s Infintie Playlist

To rundown the plot, Nick is a heartbroken teenager who was recently dumped by the way too hot for him Triss. In several failed attempts to win her back Nick has made Triss mix tapes which have caught the eyes (or ears I guess) of Norah, a pseudo-friend of Triss’s. When we first see Nick he is holed up in his room leaving messages for Triss and is only coaxed out to do a gig with his band by the news that his favorite band, Fluffy, is doing a secret show somewhere in New York City. The movie then follows the group through the night as a series of coincidences put Nick and Norah together in NYC looking for Norah’s drunken friend and the secret show as well as answers to the questions posed by their newfound feelings for each other.

Michael Cera is an unlikely movie star, that’s what this movie has taught me. That is if you define a movie star as an actor that makes any movie he’s in watchable, despite the material. Nick and Norah is by no means a bad movie but Cera’s delivery has a way of making even mediocre lines laugh out loud funny. As a whole the movie is pretty predictable and follows the date movie template very closely with a side of hyper trendiness. Still, the cast makes the material enjoyable; Kat Dennings has a weird attractiveness about her that really grows on you. Caroline, Norah’s inebriated friend, is the comedic hidden gem of the film and Nick’s band mates, who are all gay, provide laughs in every scene they are in. Norah’s inebriated pal Caroline is a real hidden gem in this and brings with her not only the c The only real problems I had with this movie are issues that you see in most every romantic comedy but this one just felt like it was going to go for more realism and failed. Problem #1 is the ex girlfriend, the girl that plays Triss is about 80x’s too hot for Micheal Cera’s emo bass player even with the “I’m in a band” thing working on his side. Second is how quickly these intense strong feelings develop to the point where both parties are ready to forget whatever was bad in their lives before they met their new love. I get it, there’s only 90 minutes to tell the story and you want to have a happy ending, cool, fine. Can we at least make it believable?

All in all if you’re headed out for a first date this weekend or just want some time to enjoy a sweet story with your significant other check out Nick and Norah’s Infinite Playlist. It’s an enjoyable albeit run of the mill story made just a little better by the great performances of the cast.

6/10

Thursday, October 2, 2008

Towelhead


I learned three things while watching Towelhead the other day:

1. Alan Ball is one fucked up dude. Between this, Six Feet Under, and American Beauty I scarcely can think of a creator with a more twisted outlook on suburban life in America.

2. Aaron Eckhart is quickly becoming one of my favorite actors. He's even good in crapfests like The Core and The Black Dahlia.

3. I saw more blood in this film than I'm likely to see in Max Payne. And that's just sad.

Towelhead tells the story of Jasira, a half-Lebanese girl living in America with her strict father. Jasira's mother is self absorbed and emotionally unstable. When her boyfriend touches Jasira inappropriately, she blames Jasira and ships her off to live with her father. Jasira's father, Rifat, is a completely different kind of crazy. He's strict in his rules when it comes to Jasira, but lax when they apply to himself. He openly slaps and hits Jasira for minor infractions. He defends her to others, then chastises her in private for the same thing.

Jasira is facing a severe identity crisis. Her mother practically disowns her, and her father claims to be looking out for her best interests as he berates her every action. Because of this, along with a sudden realization of how tough life can be in America for an Arab, causes her to latch onto any men who take any interest in her. She catches the eye of Army reservist, Travis Ruoso, who takes advantage of Jasira's obvious desire to please the men in her life. Meanwhile, Jasira also starts dating an African-American boy from school, whom her father instantly forces her to stop seeing because "people will talk". The influence of these awful people in her life leave Jasira woefully unprepared for the trials any adolescent girl is destined to face. She doesn't know how to handle being called names at school. She doesn't know how to handle the onset of her period, and her father is certainly no help in that area. He's much more concerned about the cost of tampons than his daughter's well being. And as stated before, she doesn't know how to handle the attentions of the opposite sex. Jasira is a strikingly attractive girl who looks far older than her age.

I gotta admit I was struck by some of the reviews I've seen bashing this film mercilessly. The prevailing opinion is that it's a film that feels phoney. A film that is more concerned with hammering home a message than telling a good story. I criticized Lakeview Terrace last week for the same thing. I didn't get that impression here. The film has plenty to say about Americans and the way we perceive those that are different than us, particularly those of Middle Eastern descent. But I didn't feel I was clobbered by someone trying to make a point. Travis Ruoso, who obviously has some bigotry in his heart, isn't presented to us as a completely unsympathetic character. In fact, in some odd way I think he learns to appreciate other races when he falls in love(or is it lust?) with Jasira. There are some interesting developments between Ruoso and his son who is clearly following in daddy's racist footsteps. Alan Ball mines some of the same material he presented in American Beauty with Ruoso's pathetic, loveless marriage. Ruoso, much like Lester Burnham in Beauty, seeks what happiness he can find elsewhere regardless of the potential consequences.

Still, the best part of this film is the performance by Summer Bishil, who plays Jasira. She infuses Jasira with the uncertainty of your average teenage girl. She's fierce when she can be, but terribly submissive at other times. Her looks of utter confusion caused by the actions of her father as he makes one ridiculous claim after another are priceless and ring true. She's brilliant here, especially when paired up with Eckhart, who also does great work here in an utterly thankless role. Not so much the supporting cast, however. Toni Collette phones it in as a concerned neighbor who wedges herself into Ruoso and Jasira's relationship. Peter MacDissi, who plays Rifat,isn't bad but perhaps a tad too harsh for the material. I think the role is supposed to be funnier at times than he's capable of bringing to the table. It always comes off as mean spirited, particularly the scene in the grocery store.

One last thing about the blood: There's plenty of it. Particularly in the beginning. I'm not talking Jenny McCarthy in Dirty Love amounts of blood, but enough to quease the stomach. If copious amounts of menstrual blood ain't your thang(and really, who's thang is it?) then you might not be a fan of the first half of this film. My tummy did a couple back flips, I won't lie. Still, if you're into Alan Ball, then this is one film you don't want to miss. You'll be doing yourself a favor to see Summer Bishil's performance as well. She's one to keep your eye on.