Monday, July 6, 2009

Public Enemies


For 13 months in 1933-34, John Dillinger was the name on everybody's lips. Simultaneously the most dangerous man in America and the most popular, Dillinger and his gang ran roughshod throughout the country taking anything and everything they wanted. Throughout that time, Dillinger the man still remained something of a mystery. Only the legend and the persona were brought to the forefront, and that's exactly what Michael Mann decides to run with here. And the film's all the better for it.

Johnny Depp stars as the enigmatic Dillinger. All quiet charm and muted energy. Depp is perfect for capturing Dillinger's charisma, and it's easy to see why people would follow him. I've not been a big fan of Depp's recent work, but I applaud him for doing something rarely seen when it comes to gangster flicks and that's to create an entirely new character. He's not talking like he's straight out of Dick Tracy or sneering at the camera. In that way Depp's Dillinger is a refreshing change. I wish I could say the same for Billy Crudup's J. Edgar Hoover, sounding more like he should be standing in the middle ring at a circus. It's annoying, to say the least but atleast he's wearing pants this movie. Oscar nominee Marion Cotillard, an actress I've really been diggin' lately, doesn't have much to do playing Billy Freschette, the supposed love of Dillinger's life. Supposed, because in truth Dillinger had tons of girlfriends and never focused on any one except for the brief time he was married, and that was before he became the icon he later became.

For the second time I find myself disappointed in a Christian Bale performance. Again, it feels like his part is too sparse and not particularly deep. Perhaps it's not his fault and it's a script issue, but I found his Melvin Purvis completely devoid of the motivation that must've driven him. He seems sorta aloof and understated, not in a cool way. The performance isn't bad, but I think I expect Bale to be a bigger part of the show. As it stands I was more interested in the hard nosed tough as nails Texas Rangers who really seemed to be running the operation. They kicked much ass.

At no point does Mann take the time to glorify any aspect of Dillinger's life. It's straight forward and to the point. Dillinger says early on "I rob banks". And that's it. That's all he's about. The actual robberies are less than exciting and seem almost to be an afterthought. One can imagine most of Dillinger's heists probably went smoothly and according to plan given his reputation. The shootouts, however, are where Mann really let's it all hang out. The melodic sound of tommy gun fire is probably what you'll remember most, and it's certainly the most prevalent sound emanating from this picture. The firefights are intense, brief bursts of violence that never feel gratuitous. Mann plays loose with some of the details regarding these fights(particularly one near the end involving Babyface Nelson), but it's not distracting.

I wish they had spent just a little bit more time on the public reaction to Dillinger's crime spree. As it stands we only get a couple of minutes of people cheering him in the streets, and a little bit of press coverage making him look like a hero. We never really get a taste of the circumstances that would make people root for a killer. Normally I wouldn't care, but that problem extends to his relationship with Billy as well. In real life she was just another girlfriend, but the film tries to expand their relationship to something it simply wasn't, and it doesn't quite work. There's no real reason given as to why she would follow a man like Dillinger. Perhaps this is all part of the idea that nobody really knew him, and so neither should we. I can run with that to a certain degree, but when trying to establish a believable love story on screen it doesn't really work.

On the other hand I do think they did a good job pushing the idea that the FBI was a bunch of buffoons, and perhaps Melvin Purvis wasn't the man Hoover tried to paint him to be. In fact a very good case can be made that perhaps Dillinger wasn't truly Public Enemy #1, but that Purvis and his crew was. Their tactics were equally brutal to the men they were after, up to and including torture of suspects. They were always a step behind despite their supposed technology. Purvis is painted out to be a man living off a single action, being the man who took down Pretty Boy Floyd(which he didn't actually do singlehandedly), and elevated to a job he probably wasn't qualified for. That proved to be just as dangerous as any bank job Dillinger ever pulled.

Every scene looks authentic, right down to the double breasted suits and cooper colors. Mann's camera swoops in and out of each battle in stunning clarity. It's almost like we're in the gang side by side with Dillinger. We're always right there along for the ride, swept up in this exciting and unpreditable time. That is the film's biggest credit, making me feel as if I was there.

Public Enemies isn't perfect, but who cares? It's not historically dead on accurate, but so what? It never feels like a documentary or a simple retelling of easily researched facts. There were enough dramatic flourishes to keep me on my toes. So the question is never really answered: Who is John Dillinger? And that's just fine with me. The legend will just have to suffice.

7/10

Top Shelf at the Box Office: 7/6/09

If this were a horse race it'd be a photo finish and I'd be clutching onto my claim ticket. Rarely do we get an actual tie in terms of final box office receipts, especially when it comes to the top spot, but that's exactly what we've got this week in the matchup between Transformers 2 and Ice Age: Dawn of the Dinosaurs. Ofcourse, it probably won't end up being a tie in the end. These are all estimates, and eventually a real winner will step forth. But for now, the dinos and 'bots are at a stalemate. Maybe they oughta make a movie where the Transformers battle dinosaurs? Or what if the Transformers could turn into dinosaurs? They could call 'em Dinobots! Oh yeah, they already have that concept but Michael Bay doesn't seem to know it. Or care.

1. Ice Age: Dawn of the Dinosaurs- $42.5M/$67.5M

I don't know much about Ice Age, to be honest. I saw the first one, and it was tolerable but not enough to make me come back for seconds or thirds. But apparently people around the world love it, because Ice Age was clearly the #1 movie across the globe this week. On top of it's mammoth(no pun intended) 5 day domestic haul, it also was the #1 film globally pulling in $148M. Still, the domestic take is less than the previous Ice Age film brought in on it's first week, which was $75.6M.

1. Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen- $42.5M/$293M

Dropping 61% doesn't mean squat when you've pretty much already bested the total of the previous hit film's entire run; already captured the top spot for yearly box office; and after two weeks are already in the Top 30 highest grossers of all-time. But that's just financial crap. Dropping 61% does mean that perhaps the lackluster word of mouth has started to have an impact. Transformers had the #1 IMAX debut ever last weekend, but as far as 2nd weeks go it was third behind Star Trek and The Dark Knight. With Harry Potter on the horizon, it's gonna start getting real crowded near the top of these charts, and it's a wonder how long the robots in disguise can hold on to a share of the top spot. The answer: Not Long.

3. Public Enemies- $26.2M/$41M

Compared to most gangster flicks of this type, Public Enemies' debut stands as one of the best. And considering the intense competition it had to face, $41M seems like a surefire success. However, taking the long view of this I can't help but see this as a bit of a disappointment. This film would've done better debuting in the fall season, where it would have many weeks of uninterrupted success. But with Bruno and Harry Potter right around the corner, the chances of this very adult-themed drama gaining any sortof a foothold are slim. A shame too, because it's quite the enjoyable ride.

4. The Proposal- $12.8M/$94.2M

I can't believe this movie is going to break $100M. By the look of it, it should've gone the way of the dodo by now, but here it is and suffering the smallest decline of the week at only 31%.

5. The Hangover- $10.4M/$204M

$200M is no small feat for a non-Apatow comedy. Actually, an Apatow film has never reached that landmark, so maybe I should stop the comparisons until one actually does. Seriously, though, it does feel like there have been no hit comedies other than an Apatow for the last few years, so The Hangover's phenomenal success feels new. It's actually surpassed the total of Wedding Crashers and There's Something About Mary, two vastly inferior films in my opinion.

6. Up- $6.58M/$265M

The Ed Asner-led Up is now Pixar's 2nd highest grossing film, surpassing The Incredibles. Boooooooooooo. The Incredibles still rules.

7. My Sister's Keeper- $5.25M/$26M

8. The Taking of Pelham 123- $2.5M/$58.5M

Who woulda thought the day would come when Denzel Washington and John Travolta would get their heads handed to 'em by Sandra Bullock and Ryan Reynolds. The mind reels!

9. Year One- $2.1M/$38.1M

It might be worse than Bedazzled, but atleast now it can say it's made more money than Bedazzled. Only by a few hundred thousand, but still. It's somethin'.

9. Night at the Museum: Battle of the Smithsonian- $2.1M/$168M

Hopefully now it'll go away so that I don't have to type out that long ass title anymore.

Gerard Butler to Return in '300' Sequel?


So...I know what you're thinking: "Didn't Leonidas die like everybody else at the end of 300"? Uh, yeah. But apparently not even death can keep the legendary leader of the Spartan army from cashing in on a sequel, as producer Mark Canton had this to say on the idea of Gerard Butler reprising the role:


"Never assume anything; never assume anything,” he repeated when I asked if the original cast were gone for good. “It’ll be what it’ll be. But if we really do it, in this case, we have a visionary creator and a visionary filmmaker.”


300 is one of those movies I have the most difficulty talking about. Everyone I know loves it. Literally everyone. Me? I fell asleep during the damn thing. Which was sad because I enjoyed the graphic novel, and have read many books on the battle of Thermopylae and the Spartans. I found the fight scenes cool at first, but they quickly got repetitive. And don't even get me started on the boring chatter in between, which felt like it was thrown in because they simply couldn't have 100 minutes of straight fighting(although that would've been a better movie). I've seen 300 a couple of times since, and while I still don't think it's particularly good I can appreciate the action a little more.

Friday, July 3, 2009

The To-Do List!

It's the 4th of July weekend, a time when most people are out watching the same ol' fireworks they've seen for the past 20 years. It also happens to be my sister's birthday, which is convenient because I have no possible way to forget it the way I do everybody else's. I have a friggin' calandar reminder in my phone for my own birthday, otherwise it's just another day of movies and video games. As is typically the case on this weekend, one big "blockbuster" comes out paired with a high end kiddie flick that I will ignore. Although in this case I actually think Ice Age 3(it is 3, right?) will make more of a splash than Public Enemies. Call it a hunch, but I don't see the box office potential in a film about a bunch of 1930's gangsters.

On a quick side note: That guy who does the movie reviews on the Today Show is fucking terrible. Not only his old white man afro(which looks like it was gathered from the sweepings off a barbershop floor) and Dudley Boy glasses, but his voice invokes images of a deranged Mr. Rogers. Anyway...



I'll be leaving in about an hour to check out Michael Mann's latest, Public Enemies, starring everybody's favorite weirdo Johnny Depp. I'm actually not all that hyped for this. I've never been much of a Depp fan, and I find his choices in roles more interesting than the performances themselves. When left to play fairly conventional characters he's less than inspiring. But I can't deny the wealth of talent in this thing including the fantastic Christian Bale and Marion Cotillard. The presence of Stephen Dorff scares me, as it's a rare thing when he's part of a good film that doesn't involve vampires, but hopefully this will be different. This is playing pretty much everywhere, although it's shocking how few screens it's getting in comparison to Transformers.



Apparently, the Resistance won! We've been fighting for months, trying to smuggle illegal independent film into the corrupt Multiplex framework with little to no success. Even works by one of the most acclaimed creators of all-time, Woody Allen, failed to break through for fear of indie cinema gaining a foothold in the public consciousness. With the help of a mole that we helped plant inside the Multiplex Hierarchy, Allen's latest film, Whatever Works, about a neurotic middle aged(Larry David) who marries an equally absent-minded woman(Evan Rachel Wood) 40 years his junior can finally be absorbed by the teeming masses.

What else?



I gotta take a sec to urge everyone to check out The Stoning of Soraya M., a powerful film about an Iranian woman unjustly convicted of adultery and sentenced to death by stoning. Starring Shoreh Aghdashloo(24, House of Sand and Fog), it is an unflinching tale that puts a fine point on the lack of rights for Iranian women and the helplessness of their lives. Since I saw it yesterday it shouldn't be on my list but I might actually see it again it was so good. It's not a fun movie, obviously, but it's a movie with a message. It's currently playing at Landmark E Street Cinema and AMC Shirlington.



I'm a little intrigued by the trailer for Unmistaken Child, a documentary about a Tibetan monk sent on a lifequest by the Dalai Lama to find the reincarnation of his dead master. Apparently they followed this guy for nearly 5 years, and only a few weeks ago completed editing on the film. For that reason alone I'm interested, and if I find a couple spare hours will squeeze this in. As usual a film like this only playing at Landmark E Street.

I'm hoping to catch a screening of Bruno this week, although I admit to not being the biggest supporter of Sasha Baron Cohen's Borat. I don't buy for a second that any of his stunts are legit, which kinda puts a damper on the whole thing. Frankly I've never found guy caricatures all that funny. It looks and feels sorta outdated, but we shall see.

Thursday, July 2, 2009

Jessica Biel to Join Cast of 'Thor' Film?


Nuke The Fridge is reporting that unfairly hot Jessica Biel is in talks to either seduce or kill the Asgardian God of Thunder in the upcoming Thor film. Nobody seems to have any idea who she'll be playing, but the likeliest suspects are the evil Enchantress or as Sif. The Enchantress has a thing for the Thunder God but her advances are always spurned. Sif is an Asgardian warrior-woman that Thor falls in love with. Biel would join Star Trek's Chris Hemsworth in the superhero film slated for release on May 20, 2011.

Kick-Ass Footage to Premier at San Diego Con; New Photo

It was with a heavy heart that I realized that I wasn't going to be able to hit up the San Diego Convention this year. I guess Baltimore will have to do. One of the reasons I wanted to go to SD was that I knew there would be a buttload of material on the upcoming Matthew Vaughn helmed Kick-Ass. For those that don't know, Kick-Ass is the extremely violent indie comic from superstar writer, Mark Millar, about a regular kid who takes on the superhero persona of Kick-Ass and starts cleaning up the city streets. He has no powers or nothin', and he ain't exactly Charles Atlas, so the results tend to not go as planned. Along the way he runs into a number of other costumed heroes inspired by his actions, including a sword wielding little girl and her psychotic father.

The comic has been a smash hit, and the shots we've been getting from on set look awesome, especially the re-creation of Kick-Ass's suit. Well, now it's been revealed that the first actual footage of the movie will be premiering during the Kick-Ass panel at SD Con on July 23rd. Dammit! Looks like I'll have to follow this on G4, no doubt hosted by that annoying Kevin Pereira.

Anyway, Matthew Vaughn was nice enough to release another photo, this time showing Hit Girl ready to bust a cap in someone's arse. Check it out.



No release date has been set. Kick-Ass stars Nicolas Cage, Christopher Mintz-Plasse, Mark Strong, Chloe Moretz, and the triumphant return of Yancy Butler.

The Queue: Powder Blue


I'm going to quote my lovely online buddy Shae with her opinion of what I could expect from Powder Blue: "Even Biel's breasts won't help it." No kidding. It takes a truly putrid film where two of the most perfect headlights in Hollywood don't even merit my full attention, but by the time it was time for her to flash 'em I had long since lost interest.

Powder Blue is one of those annoying indie films still stuck on rehashing the old Crash/Amores Perros model of interlocking loosely connected stories with one central theme. The theme this time around is loneliness and despair. Apparently they felt the need to make the viewer despair, also. Misery loves company, I guess. It features a handful of marginal talents sleepwalking their way through poorly defined roles with that indie film twist. Jessica Biel plays a lonely, love starved stripper. And if that wasn't indie enough for you, her son happens to be in a coma. Forest Whittaker is a suicidal ex-priest. He forms an unusual relationship with both a lonely waitress played by a rapidly aging Lisa Kudrow, and a transvestite prostitute. Ray Liotta is a mafia hitman who just got out of jail after 25 years. He just happens to be dying of cancer. Fun stuff, huh? Well try this on for size: The other main character is a friggin' mortician. Who's in debt. For Pete's sake, a dog even gets run over in this dreary thing.

Written and directed by Timothy Lin Bui, who previously teamed up with Whittaker on the overly dramatic and bland Green Dragon, Powder Blue aspires to be deeper than it actually is. Even though I despise Crash now, I can appreciate the earnestness with which it covers it's main theme. I got the idea as I was watching Biel attempt to seduce a bloated and haggard looking Liotta that this film has no idea where it wants to go. None of the relationships that are formed go anywhere interesting. Characters appear and then are forgotten for long stretches of time, only to suddenly re-emerge and we are expected to care. Even though there are only a handful of characters to deal with, it seems as if the writer had trouble managing. He would've been better served focusing solely on Biel's character and her multitude of issues. It might not have made for a much better film, but atleast it would've been more focused.

Turns out Shae was right. Biel's breasts couldn't save it, but I will admit that I rewound a couple of those scenes back once or twice. That's gotta count for something I guess.

3/10

Next on The Queue: 2007's Mongol

Wednesday, July 1, 2009

Ninja Turtles go Back to their Roots!


If I had to rank my all-time favorite 80's cartoons/toys, it'd go something like this:

1. Transformers
2. Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
3. M.A.S.K.

We've already seen the Transformers, and M.A.S.K. ain't happenin'. The Turtles had their shot already. The first film is one of my faves, featuring a bunch of dudes in big turtle costumes(one voice by Corey Feldman!!) but it was still tons of fun and full of action. It stuck to the origin pretty faithfully, as far as I was concerned. The next two Turtles films were awful, featuring Vanilla Ice and a trip back through time. The last film was a computer animated departure, but I felt still captured the feel of the original. Plus we finally got Raphael vs. Leonardo, which was pretty vicious.

So when the news dropped that they were looking to reboot the Turtles franchise, I was excited. However, I didn't know what it would entail. Would it be animated? Would it be dudes in suits again? Well, turns out it's a little bit of both. Producer Scott Mednick says that the Turtles will use the same technology featured in the amazing looking Where the Wild Things Are film. This involves a process known as face-replacement technology, which combines Jim Henson's Creature Shop and animated facial features for more emotive expression. Anyone who's seen the trailer for Where the Wild Things Are knows how awesome it looks. Well, apply that look to the Ninja Turtles and imagine the possibilities!

As for his ideas on how the story should go, Mednick had this to say...

"We are intent on re-telling the origin, as it was in Batman, as it was in Superman, frankly as it was in Spider-Man, to tell the origin story. We have an entire new generation of fans who really don't know the full back story,"

"You also have a much more sophisticated audience. Even the younger kids are more sophisticated by the information they receive. Thinks have become a little darker and a little edgier, just in general," Mednick told us. "Certainly as filmmakers the technology has come so far. It really gives us an opportunity to revisit the material and come at it, hopefully, in a new dramatic way, from a film making standpoint, and honor the old, and bring in the new."

He's certainly saying all the right things. I think it's long past time that the Turtles are brought back into the limelight with a dark, violent take reminiscent of the original graphic novel.

Behold ROBO GEISHA!! The Greatest Trailer Ever!!

I'm not going to spoil this by talking too much. Robo Geisha is from the director of Machine Girl, which is about a smokin' hot Japanese schoolgirl with a machine gun for an arm. Yeah. That's right. It's over-the-top balls out awesome! Robo Geisha looks exactly the same, only freakier. Just check it out and see for yourself. It's wild.

John Favreau & Vince Vaughn Reunite for a little 'Couples Retreat'!

There was a time when the idea of Vince Vaughn and John Favreau teaming up on screen was enough to get me super hyped. But that was 1996 some time after Swingers. Then Made was a complete flop. And then there was The Break Up, and y'know the luster kinda faded. But Couples Retreat actually has me pretty amped up. I dig Favreau as a writer more than a director, and this time around he's passing the reigns over to Peter Bilingsley. Yes, that Peter Billingsley. A Christmas Story Peter Billingsley. Red Rider BB Gun Peter Billingsley. He's actually become quite the successful producer but this is his first crack at a big time directing gig. Just check out the talent he's gathered up for this thing.

Vaughn
Favreau
Kristen Bell
Kristin Davis
Malin Ackerman
Jean Reno
Faizon Love
Jason Bateman
Ken Jeong

Pretty vicious, right? The trailer looks pretty good, and while not hysterically funny I see tons of potential in it. Check it out and let me know what you all think.

Couples Retreat is set to be released on October 9th, 2009.

Tuesday, June 30, 2009

The Queue: Killshot


What would it take for a film starring Mickey Rourke, Thomas Jane, Diane Lane, Joseph Gordon-Leavitt, and Rosario Dawson to go straight to DVD? Surely something as simple as a mediocre script couldn't keep such star power out of theatres, right? How about poor production value? Would that do it? No. It needs the unholy trifecta, doesn't it? Ok, so let's throw in a pinch of phoned in acting. Not even John Madden, once highly acclaimed director of Shakespeare in Love, could save this turkey from tanking.

Mickey Rourke tackles the role of aging Native American hitman, Blackbird. On a job, he is spotted by real estate agent Carmen Colson, played by the beautiful Diane Lane. Obviously, Blackbird can't allow her to live, so along with his psychotic partner, Richie, they set out to make sure Carmen and her husband Wayne(Thomas Jane) can't identify them. Carmen and Wayne enter the Witness Protection Program, but that doesn't stop the threats and attacks from these two deranged psychos.

Killshot is based off the Elmore Leonard crime novel, but the script by Hossein Amini lacks Leonard's knack for creating realistic and gritty dialogue. Some of the scenes between Blackbird and Richie are just painful. Richie's character is so over the top annoying that I wanted him dead on the spot before he ruined the entire film Unfortunately my wish was not granted. Mickey Rourke appears to be sleepwalking through every scene as if seeming to not care is an acceptable way of portraying "cool". No, it just looks like you don't care. On the flipside, I rather enjoyed the moments between Carmen and Wayne, who are in the midst of a divorce but forced to stay together throughout this ordeal. It's a nice twist on a fairly typical situation, and some of the rough dialogue between them can be attributed to the marital tensions.

Unfortunately not much else works. Characters flit in and out of this thing without rhyme or reason. Rosario Dawson is here apparently to pick up a paycheck. Carmen's mom is dropped in as a totally nonsensical plot device, as she does something so stupid I'm hoping there's a deleted scene of her getting a lobotomy to justify it. The final showdown is quick and isn't satisfying in the least, and feels like it was thrown together haphazard. There's just not much this film gets right.

But atleast it's mercifully short.

4/10

Next up in The Queue: 2009's Powder Blue

Monday, June 29, 2009

Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen


There are times when Michael Bay knows exactly how to hit the right buttons. At times, Transformers sends me back to a time when I was a kid playing with my Soundwave action figure, having him duke it out with Ultra Magnus on my front porch. The times when, even then, I wondered what a live action Transformers film would look like; how cool it could be; how they could just bring the phenomenal Transformers: The Movie into the real world and it'd be awesome. But then, Bay flips to the other side of the coin, and does all the same things wrong that would've annoyed me as a child and still annoy me to this day. There's no middle ground. You're either exhilerated by a few amazing action sequences, or bored to tears by a mind boggling plot and stilted conversation about shards and matrixes. >yawn<

It's two years after Megatron's defeat, and now the Autobots have fully incorporated themselves into the country's military as a part of NEST, a special human/Autobot strike force designed to take out Decepticon threats. But the government now is starting to get a little weary of the fighting, and the logical assumption is made that the Autobots are what's drawing the Decepticons to earth. Without a human voice to support them, the good guys quickly become persona non grata, and turn to Sam Witwicky(Shia Labouf) to help them. Unfortunately Sam is on his way to college, a segment of the film best left undiscussed, as it quickly devolves into lame sitcom humor involving his well meaning but goofy parents. Sam and his too hot for him girlfriend Mikaela(Megan Fox) prepare for a life of phone sex and web cam chats.

Little do they know that the Decepticons are actually in search of something in particular. An ancient Decepticon known as The Fallen has returned, and seeks the location of a Sun Harvester, a device used to create energon by destroying stars. The only known location of the machine is hidden in Sam's mind, since he's now one with the All Spark. There's also something involving the Matrix of Leadership, but honestly it's all too convoluted for a Transformers movie. It feels like they took these cool elements of the cartoon continuity, threw them into a blender and hit puree. None of it makes a lot of sense. Anyway, The Fallen, Megatron, and the rest of the Decepticons head off to capture Sam, soak up his knowledge and use it to find the Harvester.

There's a definite initiative in this film to bring the Autobots more into the real world, which was something I thought was seriously lacking in the previous. The Transformers are now a part of the world at large, which is somewhat more in line with the cartoon and comics. I like the way the government begins to look at all of the aliens with suspicion, which felt like a natural course considering they've brought nothing but war and death since arriving. It's something I hope they capitalize on for the next film because it genuinely works for awhile, up until the promising subplot is used as comedy fodder later on. Then again virtually every promising aspect of the story is thrown away at some point, but that's because The Fallen is a lame ass character to center a film around. He's suddenly the true leader of the Decepticons, but Megatron fails to mention him last time around? Whatever. Not to mention that he doesn't seem to be any different than any other Transformer other than that he looks vaguely Egyptian, but at least he ain't rockin' a gold tooth or a walking stick(more on that later).

Whatever. Nobody cares about the plot anyway. This thing is about giant robots pounding metal fists into eachother's grills, right? Compared to the previous film, this Transformers is a bit easier on the eyes during the fights sequences. There's a sense that they actually tried to choreograph each battle, rather than just hurling masses of metal at eachother and having them roll around the screen for awhile. Some of the battles are almost operatic in nature, as Optimus dances among four Decepticons in a pitched battle that ultimately ends in his defeat. There's something about watching Optimus Prime fall in battle that is always gut wrenching, and this from a guy with a Decepticon tattoo on his arm. Then again I got that same feeling everytime I saw my beloved Soundwave used as a glorified DirecTV satellite up in space. Whatta waste. But I digress....the point being that the battles are more open, more thrilling than before. The explosions are bigger, the guns are more ratta-tat-tatty, and there are more than two Decepticons this time and not just a bunch of bland drones.

The Autobots again are the recipients of all the robotic personality, as we get a host of new boyscouts for Hasbro to make toys out of. We get a version of the only female Autobot, Arcee, now a trio of lovely fem-bots. We're also introduced to Jetfire, an ancient Decepticon who has been stuck in a museum as an old biplane for decades. Explain this to me: Why would an old robot who's been in a museum for years transform into an old man with a walking stick? Does he eat energon oatmeal and wear Cybertronian Depends™, too? It's just stupid beyond belief, but atleast he's not offensive.

There's been a ton of talk about two particular characters, Mudflap and Skids. People have been complaining that the two represent a poor stereotype of African-Americans being as that they have gold teeth, speak in a amped up version of hip hop slang, and basically act ignorant for 90% of the film. It doesn't help that they openly claim to "not do much readin'" or something like that. Personally, I found that to be more annoying than offensive. I remember the original autobot Jazz back in the 80's was CLEARLY a black dude. So was Blaster. They would break dance, talk in jive, and I never really cared. Still don't. I see these two as an extension of that, and I honestly believe nobody would give a damn if they weren't so prominent. They dominate every scene they're in because they are so friggin' annoying. Remember how you'd groan if Jar Jar Binks did so much as walk on screen for two seconds? That's how these two are. Aggravating. But racist? I think that's a bit much.

There's no reason in the world that a Transformers film should be 2 1/2 hours long. Period. None. That alone tells you that there is way too much filler here, and that is the biggest problem this movie suffers. When they aren't fighting, it's a slow plodding bore, compounded by it's snooze inducing length. If you're seeing Tyrese Gibson or one of Sam's unfortunate parents, you're probably snoozing. Or wondering how many toes you'll crush on your way to the bathroom. The military might as well be the words "Mr. Irrelevant" stamped on their foreheads. They serve no purpose other than to provide Bay a chance to blow up an aircraft carrier.

If Transformers continues without Bay at the helm I honestly believe it will be a worse film for it. Sure, his films require only the bare minimum of acting which is why I didn't even comment on it in this entire review(except for Glenn Morshower who is DA MAN!), but Bay does bring the vision and scale that a film like this demands. I only wish the script(which ain't his fault) was up to par. Sadly, it just lags and drags too much for what is essentially a film about giant robots. The last thing in the world it should EVER be is dull at any point. Maybe they'll hit the nail on the head the next time around.

6/10

Top Shelf at the Box Office!

As if there was ever any doubt, this week belonged to Michael Bay. Transformers 2 helped amp up the box office total over 9% more than at this time last year when Wall-E and Wanted were the big draws. Ugh. Wanted. Horrible images of Common looking out of place standing around real actors. Make it stop!

1. Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen- $112M/$201M

I said last week that if you spit you're likely to hit a theatre showing Transformers, and I wasn't far off. Playing at over 10,000 screens(!!) this thing took off like a shot and very nearly bested The Dark Knight's record opening of $203M. By comparison, the previous film in the series took nearly two weeks to cross $200M, so...yeah, I'd say this was a bit more successful. It's a little disgusting that this is already about a week away from surpassing Up as the top grosser of the year. What's more, it fired in the highest grossing IMAX opening ever at $14.4M, ensuring that this thing will be lighting up Jumbo-Trons probably til the end of summer. Amazing first week, and I'm gonna go out on a limb and say that this was the most successful 80's toy tie-in of all time. That is until the Silverhawks film comes out!

2. The Proposal- $18.5M/$69M

Dropping nearly 45% from last week, the Sandra Bullock comedy that looks like a relic from the 90's probably benefitted as a bit of counter-programming to the robotic rampage of Transformers. I would imagine that the audience for this film is the same as went to see My Sister's Keeper, which debuts a bit further down the list. As it goes, $69M in 10 days is pretty darn good.

3. The Hangover- $17.2M/$183M

Tied with Star Trek for the smallest drop of the week, the Vegas comedy only slipped around 35%. The reason for the phenomenal success of this film? Everybody likes to watch babies get hit in the head by car doors. I paid to see it twice, actually.

4. Up- $13M/$250M

Up will take the title for shortest reign as champion ever, as it finally surpassed Star Trek as the highest grossing film of the year. It'll probably lose that title this weekeng. Not even Ed Asner stands a chance against Optimus Prime, although it's a fight I'd love to see. He can certainly take Shia Lebeouf.

5. My Sister's Keeper- $12M

Not everybody wanted to watch things explode and gratuitious shots of Megan Fox's arse. I cried during some of the duller moments of Transformers, but apparently a lot of people wanted to cry for another reason entirely. The film about a girl dying of cancer, who's sister was bred to be her genetic donor, pulled in a substantial amount even though it was only showing at around 2,000 sites.

6. Year One- $5.8M/$32.3M

It's actually faring worse than Land of the Lost now. They should've held this movie til October or something. Or better yet, held it indefinitely. It dropped 70% friggin percent since last week, meaning nobody spread good word about it.

7. The Taking of Pelham 123- $5.4M/$53.4M

I'm struck by how irrelevant this movie became so quickly. I'm sure it'll do great on DVD, but yet again another "adult oriented" film goes belly up in record time. Big name stars just don't mean anything anymore.

8. Star Trek- $3.61M/$246M

Just lost it's title to Up as top grosser of the year, but it doesn't matter. The franchise re-imagining has been a remarkable success and bodes well for sequels down the line. As long as Tyler Perry's nowhere to be found, that is. Unless he's found underneath a crashed Romulan warship or something. That'd be cool.

9. Night at the Museum: Battle of the Smithsonian- $3.5M/$163M

10. Away We Go- $1.68M/$4.06M

The Maya Rudolph/John Krasinski dramedy finally went wide release this week, opening at 495 sites pulling in a healthy $3,390 average. Unless there's a massive turnaround, this won't come close to matching the total box office of director Sam Mendes' most recent film, Revolutionary Road. Obviously this film doesn't have film's acting pedigree or exposure.

Sunday, June 28, 2009

'Gamer' International Trailer!


The Running Man is one of those perfect little action films of the 80's, about a not so distant future in which TV is king, and the top show of all-time is a game where convicts are forced to do battle with murderous "stalkers" to win their freedom. Arnold Schwarzenegger starred as a resistance fighter forced to take part, who vows to destroy the corrupt system that controls the game.

Well, take that idea to the next level and you've got Gamer. Set in the future, Gamer takes place in a world where mind control technology has allowed players to take control of death row inmates and pit them against each other in wide scale death matches. If an inmate survives 30 matches, they win their freedom. Gerard Butler stars as the top "slayer" on the verge of securing his release, but his true goal is find and destroy the game's creator, played by Dexter's Michael C. Hall.

Gamer is written and directed by Mark Neveldine, and if his name sounds familiar it's because he was the man behind two of the three Crank films, so expect tons of over-the-top violence. Always a good thing. Judging by the cast alone this one is worth waiting for. Besides Butler and Hall the film also features Alison Lohman, Milo Ventimiglia, Aaron Yoo, Ludacris, Terry Crews, Kyra Sedgwick, Zoe Bell, and John Leguizamo.

Gamer goes live on September 4, 2009. Check out the trailer and let me know what you think.

Saturday, June 27, 2009

Spielberg, Smith Continue with Oldboy Remake


I've been not so secretly praying(and I'm not a religious man) that somehow this proposed remake of the Korean classic, Oldboy, would fall flat on it's face. So much for that idea. Spielberg and Will Smith are pushing ahead with their plans to Americanize the Korean classic, about a man held captive for 15 years for no apparent reason who is finally released and goes off on a bloody quest for vengeance, despite tons of legal entanglements.

The problems involve Futabasha, creators of the original Oldboy manga, alledging that Show East never had the authority to sell the rights or negotiate remakes. What makes matters even worse is that Show East has apparently gone belly up, and none of it's top executive can be found. They've all flown the coop. To make matters more confusing, Cineclick Asia actually negotiated the deal with Universal to remake Oldboy. Universal quickly sold the rights to Mandate, and then finally Dreamworks swooped in and acquired the rights from Mandate in one of their first moves since breaking away from Paramount Pictures. Confused yet?

None of that stuff matters unless a court rules that Show East was in violation in even negotiating to begin with. A Futabasha spokesman says that legal proceedings officially began last week, but with Show East nowhere to be found who knows how that will end up. Dreamworks is continuing on as if the movie will be a go. No word on a release date.

Oldboy is actually the 2nd of 3 installments of Park Chan-Wook's "Vengeance Trilogy". The first being Sympathy for Mr. Vengeance, then the final part Sympathy for Lady Vengeance. All three films are excellent, and I recommend checking them out before they get remade into bland action filler.

Friday, June 26, 2009

Cowboy Bebop Movie to be Similar to Anime, Says Craig



Cowboy Bebop, originally uploaded by Lara à©´ Lopes.

Writer Peter Craig, who has been chosen to write the "Cowboy Bebop" movie starring Keanu Reeves, says that it will be true to the anime. I don't know about you, but it's very hard to interpret anime into a real-action movie, especially in Hollywood. Another thing that has me skeptical is that Craig is not even an anime fan or ever written Sci-Fi.

"Even though I'd never written Sci-Fi, Emma Watts and Erwin Stoff really believed that I might relate well to Spike, Faye, and Jet -- as well as many of the minor characters from the episodes. When I heard I might have a chance for the job, I was thrilled. Fox sent me every episode of "Cowboy Bebop," including a few that had never aired in the U.S. I think I watched all of them consecutively one night until the sun came up - and by the end, I was obsessed with the show. I loved how it mixed genres, how it blended noir, Jazz, Yakuza movies, Westerns, and so much else into a vision of the future that worked. And so I entered that process of going after the job, giving my "take" on the movie, competing with other writers. Ultimately, I got the job because Erwin Stoff and Emma Watts had liked my work in the past -- and they saw that I was passionate about it."


Let's hope that they prove me wrong.

To read the interview with AnimeVice, click here: http://www.animevice.com/news/writer-peter-craig-speaks-on-cowboy-bebop-flick/1552/?page=2&sort=first

The To-Do List!

So if you're one of those people like me who already saw Transformers, then you've just opened up 3 hours of your week that can now be occupied with other more important things. Or if you're me you just fill that gap with another movie, plus another hour looking for fresh ways to waste money. The fact that precious little came out this week for fear of the Michael Bay steamroller doesn't mean there isn't plenty of counter programming to choose from.

Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen



Judging by the fact that Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen is the highest grossing Wednesday opener ever, chances are you've already seen this and have formulated your opinion. But in case you've been living in subspace for the last few years, this much anticipated sequel pits the heroic Autobots against The Fallen, one of the original Primes and ultimate leader of the Decepticons. Michael Bay returns as director so expect more explosions, more 'bots, more low angle rotating shots, and gratuitous panning down of the camera when Megan Fox is on screen. If you spit, you're likely to hit a theatre that this thing is playing at.

My Sister's Keeper



Shoot me now! If the trailer alone is enough to make it all dusty in the theatre, then just how many heartstrings will the movie itself pull? I'm not exactly into seeing this because it's a no win scenario for me. If I let it get to me, then I'm a big fat punk who lets weepy tearjerkers get to him. But if I don't feel anything(most likely), then I'm an unemotional android. I've somewhat committed to going to see this with the Meetup gang sometime soon, but I think I might be coming down with a slight case of Bubonic Plague. Then again, I would pay to see that scene with Cameron Diaz looking all Curly-esque at the cancer walk.

The Stoning of Soraya M.



I have a thing for Shohreh Aghdashloo. As an actress, I mean. I think she's an absolutely brilliant, powerful presence on screen and I love her in everything. Even when she was on 24 she was one of the few bright spots of that lousy season. The Stoning of Soraya M. details the true story of a woman sentenced to death by stoning. No, not like 200 years ago. Like now. Modern times. Barbaric, right? The film depicts some of the crueler aspects of Iranian "justice", so is it any surprise that the film is banned there? This is currently playing at Landmark E Street and AMC Shirlington.

What else?

I'm seeing Francis Ford Coppola's Tetro this afternoon after apparently the fates decided to plot against me on Wednesday. Everything from awkwardly timed appointments to 2 hour NON-RUSH HOUR traffic stood in my way. The only thing that can stop me this time is a poorly timed phone call from my boss. Probably just jinxed myself.




One film that is out in limited but not yet in DC is Kathryn Bigelow's controversial Iraq war film, The Hurt Locker. This one has caused a stir ever since it debuted in Toronto last year, and I for one can hardly wait. It's about a bomb disposal unit during it's final days of deployment that gets sucked into a brutal urban warfare. Looks and sounds amazing. I might hold a Meetup for this one once a release date for DC is nailed down.

Daybreakers Theatrical Trailer

We just posted the theatrical poster for this upcoming vampire flick a couple of days ago, and now here's the newly released trailer. Looks pretty damn good. The film stars Ethan Hawke, Sam Neil, and Willem Dafoe as a group of vampires trying to save their race from extinction. Check it out:

Thursday, June 25, 2009

Transformers breaks opening day record! Still might suck...


Anyone who's been on a movie site probably has read a negative review about the newest installment of the Transformers franchise. To be honest, I can't comment since I haven't seen it yet though I will tonight. I'm sure it's not good...most action movies aren't good, they're fun, isn't that the point? Forgive, I just get a little bothered by all the internet trolls who take up virtual pitchfork and torch against every major movie that comes out which doesn't hit Dark Knight or Star Trek like expectations. People, it's a movie about gigantic freaking robots and explosions with a little sex appeal thrown in for good measure take it for what it is. Alot of people will disagree with me on this but whatever, apparently you still went to see it regardless of all the negative feedback. Transformers 2: Revenge of the Fallen has allready grossed 60.6 million and now holds the record for largest Wednesday opening beating out Harry Potter and the order of the Phoenix. This simply validates my point that we all bitch about the things we like the most even if we won't admit it, and eye candy will always win out at the box office. Yeah the dialouge probably sucks, the story may be weak, and I have no doubt that it completely strays from the cartoon, but you know what? Optimus F'in Prime is fighting other gigantic robots with a freaking sword that shoots out of his arm...enough said. I'm in. Nolan OUT!

Screenwriter says Avengers Movie Might Suck


It's okay to be cautious and all and keeping expectations low is sometimes a good thing, but...I actually kinda like it when the writer thinks his movie will be good. Maybe that's just me. Call me crazy. Zak Penn, who's scripting the upcoming Avengers film seems to be a glass half empty kinda dude. He says in an interview MTV

"It's hard to make a good movie. We all have the best intentions, and it still might suck ... I'm taking a meeting next week with the 'Thor' and 'Captain America' people, and we are all going to get together, and I will see what is going to happen. I'll see where they are leaving the characters; it's pretty complicated."

Well I'm all excited now! How about you?

Tyrese Gibson? As Captain America? Que?


There's been a lot of talk about ol' Steve Rogers lately. Ofcourse those who follow the comic know he's been dead for about two years which caught a lot of people by surprise. But with news of the upcoming First Avenger: Captain America being in development along with news of Cap's return from the dead, the most iconic of all the Avengers is big time in the news. Remember those rumors about Will Smith starring in the upcoming Cap film as the first black Captain America(assumed to be Isiah Bradley)? Well, listen up to what Baby Boy himself has to say on the subject...

"The energy from Comic-Con really did something to me," Gibson said. "Instead of me sitting back and waiting on 'Luke Cage' to finally happen -- which I'm still looking forward to doing once they get the script together -- and instead of me waiting on 'Captain America,' which they were talking about me for, I'm going to create my own. And that's what I did."

Say what? Whatchu talkin' 'bout, Willis? They were talking to you about it? As what? The Falcon? No wait, even that's too good. As the Falcon's bone-headed brother? I'm at a loss here. Surely they weren't talking to him about playing Cap, right? Nah. Couldn't be. Nah. Uh uh. Atleast Tyrese has occupied himself with his own superhero project, but still.....nah.