What the hell are those shades Nic Cage is wearing? He looks like an imitation Jimmy the Greek. Perhaps a better question is why is Nicole Kidman in this movie? She lose a bet? Incriminating pictures? And what happened to Joel Schumacher? He used to be something once. I mean the Bat-Nipples thing hurt him something fierce, and it has to be disheartening that the hype up in this trailer partially reads "From the director of Phone Booth
". Seriously? That's what you're hanging your hat on these days, Joel?The film I'm blathering about is Trespass, which is basically a crappy looking home invasion flick that smells like someone really wanted to bite off Funny Games
but lacked the skill to do so. Other than Cage and Kidman, you've got Ben Mendelsohn(Animal Kingdom
), Cam Gigandet and his eyebrows, the awesome Jordana Spiro(Must Love Dogs
), Dash Mihok, and Nico Tortorella(Scream 4
). Check out the trailer below, and then have some cheesy fun with it on October 14th.