The Brady Bunch. Rob Zombie. It's a match made in horror movie Hell. Christopher Knight, formerly the voice crackin' middle Brady boy Peter on the classic sitcom, has joined Zombie's upcoming film, The Lords of Salem. He steps in and is instantly the biggest name in a cast that features mostly genre vets. I think it's just something to keep his mind off the recent split from his smokin' ex, Adrienne Curry. Eh, she was always too good for him anyway. And screwin' a Brady must lose it's novelty pretty quick. Florence Henderson was always the real freak, anyway.
The Lords of Salem stars Sherri Moon Zombie as the head of a local team of radio DJs who inadvertently call forth an ancient coven of witches into the modern world. Meg Foster, Billy Drago, Maria Conchita Alonso, Bruce Dern, Lisa Marie, Ken Foree, and more co-star in the film currently filming and due out next year.
