"This world ain't saving itself!" "Welcome to Hell!" Ah, whoever penned such wonderful dialogue has earned a piece of my heart. But let's be real; no one is going to see G.I. Joe: Retaliation next year because of what the actors say to each other. They're going to see Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson invigorate yet another franchise, and Friday Night Lights star Adrianne Palicki look smoking hot (I mean, always, she does this), and see if Bruce Willis can deliver the goods. I, personally, will be bitter that Joseph Gordon-Levitt isn't in this one, but we can't always get what we want.
And so the new international trailer for G.I. Joe: Retaliation delivers all these things, but I have one question: Where's Channing Tatum? The film's release date was supposedly moved back to include more Chan, but I don't see any more of 2012's favorite hottie - just that scene in the beginning where everything gets blown up and, theoretically, he dies, too. Stop trifling, people. Give us more Tatum!
Well, whether you're jonesing for more Chan or not, click through for the new international trailer for G.I. Joe: Retaliation. You'll get some more fight scenes and a better idea of what the dastardly Cobra is up to this time around (some kind of device that can destroy all countries from space, or something), but still, just "coming soon" as a release date. Don't cry too hard. Reserve those tears for when Tatum dies onscreen, like I plan to.
