Seriously, I know the 80's are big again right now especially old properties from our childhood. But Stretch Armstrong!!? Really? I can understand GI Joe and Transformers, even Thundercats. Stretch Armstrong on the other hand was a ridiculously sorry toy with no replay value, and if you stretched the bastard too much(the entire point of the toy!!) he got all limp and you had to throw his bitch ass away or burn him up the way we did.
Rumors about a Stretch Armstrong film have been flyin' around for months, but Universal and Hasbro finally confirmed their commitment to the project. Brian Grazer is producing for some reason, and Steve Odekirk is to pen the script. Stretch is scheduled to snap back into theatres on April 15, 2001.
I wonder if they'll include his dog, Fetch Armstrong.
