9/10/2010

See? Told you Chris Klein sucked!!

Anybody who's listened to our show each week(Sunday nights at 7pm eastern!) or read this page for more than a month has probably heard us going on about how legendarily awful Chris Klein was in Street Fighter: The Legend of Chun-Li. It's a performance that I've described as being the one time I've seen an actor deliver every single line of dialogue in the most incorrect way possible. Trying to figure out exactly who he's channeling is a challenge. I maintain that he's playing the role of a some cop he might've seen in a Cynthia Rothrock movie or something. Whatever the case, it's truly heinous. So bad that I've recommended it to all of my friends and colleagues. It's a must-see.

Apparently we aren't alone in realizing just how awful he was, because somebody saw fit to string together every single line Klein had in the film for your viewing and listening pleasure. As you can see, not only does he deliver the lines poorly, but he has this strange, cocky sneer on his face. That combined with the peach fuzz on his face and Miami Vice haircut and it makes for one epic performance.  Thanks to the guys at Slashfilm for pointing this one out. Check it out for yourself, then go buy Street Fighter: The Legend of Chun-Li to add to your collection.

Everything Chris Klein Says in "The Legend of Chun Li" from Jeff Rubin on Vimeo.