10/25/2010

Fat women finally get a superheroine they can look up to courtesy of Uwe Boll: Blubberella

>sigh<  Y'know, I don't even want to write about this. Basically, uber-hack Uwe Boll has decided that insulting holocaust victims with his upcoming Auschwitz flick isn't quite enough, now he's looking to throw a little mud in the face of big boned women everywhere. Enter his latest superhero flick: Blubberella. Why, just look at the poster. Don't you feel like you're going to be treated with respect, ladies?

Yeah. She's an overweight lady who fights off monsters with two swords(for hands, apparently), and wears a corset that only accentuates her figure. If that doesn't make you feel all good inside, check the simple and somewhat insulting synopsis...

The first female fat superhero ...
She will kick major ass - with her major ass ...

All the BLOODRAYNE fans will love that movie!

I guess he means "both" of the Bloodrayne fans. I have no faith that this will be anything more than an excuse for Boll to make crass jokes. The guy isn't exactly known for his sensitivity.

Then again I could be wrong. He did manage to snag Lindsay Hollister(best known as Steve Carell's dance partner in Get Smart), Clint Howard(best known as Ron Howard's bro), and Michael Pare(Eddie and the Cruisers) to star.