I think we can all agree that Spider-Man 3 was atrocious. I, like most people, was extremely jazzed at the idea of seeing the web slinger in his classic black alien duds. Then I saw the movie and realized that apparently that was all Sam Raimi was prepared to give us. Story be damned, Spidey's in a cool suit!! I haven't watched it in awhile, and probably never will unless I'm tied up and toothpicks placed under my eyelids, but this video captures all the minute reasons why Spider-Man 3 sucks. My personal favorite is #65. No wait, it's #73! After this you'll have no doubt in your mind why it was a good idea to start over from scratch.
