Lindsay Lohan has done a pretty good job balancing her successful career running over random strangers with her hobby as an actress. After a hesitant step back into potential respectability with Liz & Dick, Lohan also agreed to join the utter crapfest that will be Scary Movie 5. To her credit, she tried to get the Hell out of there by acting like a total flake, but it was too late and now we're getting a look at the results with this first image of her and fellow tabloid fodder, Charlie Sheen.
Nobody was exactly asking for another Scary Movie, and I think even The Weinstein Company forgot about it at one point. But the fact remains they've made over $800M over the last twelve years, ensuring we'll be getting these stale pop culture spoofs for years as long as we keep acting as enablers. Anyway, this one stars Ashley Tisdale, Kate Walsh, Terry Crews, Erica Ash, Molly Shannon, Heather Locklear, and....eh, who cares?
Scary Movie 5 is directed by Malcolm Lee and will "hysterically" haunt your theater on April 19th 2013.
