The South may never truly rise again, but at least in
The Baytown
Outlaws they can get some measure of revenge against through wanton
violence. Directed by newcomer Barry Battles, the film is a slickly shot
slice of grindhouse pulp, with ridiculously cartoonish characters,
vulgarity, cultural stereotypes up the ying-yang, and a dumb redneck
machismo that is oddly appealing for its utter lack of sensitivity. This shouldn't be quite as enjoyable as it turns out to be.

Some
are already pegging Battles as the next Tarantino, but his film draws
closer resemblance to the slickly crafted action of Guy Ritchie. A trio
of Alabama rebels known as the Oodie Brothers has just laid waste to an
entire household of people, only to discover purely by accident that
they went to the wrong address. Oops. Are there any consequences for
this massive screw up? Are the Brothers at all upset over the loss of
life? Hardly, in fact it only earns them a high-paying gig when the sexy
Celeste (Eva Longoria) catches a glimpse of their handiwork. After an
awkward introduction in which brothers Brick (Clayne Crawford) and
McQueen (Travis Fimmel) both lay dibs on who gets to sleep with her
first, she hires them to retrieve her kidnapped godson (Thomas Sangster)
from her ex, a mopey and cruel crime lord named Carlos (Billy Bob
Thornton).

As is always the case, things are never quite what
they seem and the boys find themselves in one flash bang shoot 'em up
after another, which could quickly grow tiresome if it weren't for the
clever reversal of type by placing the ignorant and callous rednecks as
the heroes. Some will find it extremely uncomfortable rooting for them
against a team of sexy lady bikers led by the awesome Zoe Bell and
Serinda Swan, and then shredding a group of African-American hitmen,
followed by psychotic Native Americans sporting bows and arrows. Sure,
these are all bad people, including the Oodie brothers, but there's an
inescapable tinge of "Southern justice" throughout. Battles is playing
in much the same racial grey area as Tarantino's
Django Unchained, so
it'll be interesting to see if there's any public outcry.
"I
sent some really awful bitches to handle the situation. Once they track
down your fellas it's not gonna be a bloodbath it is gonna get fuckin'
sexy." Not everybody can make dialogue like that work, but Billy Bob
Thornton does it. I don't know at what point he stopped being an A-list
actor but he's settled into a comfortable groove playing idiosyncratic,
low-rent bad guys. He needs to keep it up.Longoria's solid for what
amounts to a fairly thankless role where she's simply required to look
hot, and it was more than a little shocking to see Sangster, who played
Liam Neeson's son in
Love Actually, flopping around as the handicapped
godson. Nope, no subtlety in the depiction of the physically disabled,
either. The real find here is Crawford, who has experience in this sort
of film from
Smokin' Aces 2. He's surprisingly charismatic and funny, a
rough 'n tumble leading man who could easily be a star on the rise.
Daniel Cudmore, who plays the mute Lincoln Oodie, is also impressive
from a purely physical standpoint.
The Baytown Outlaws is
excessively violent and more than a little offensive, but it’s that bad
attitude which makes it a B-movie ride worth going along with.