"Machete kills. That's what he does". You're right, Charlie Sheen, and good on you for working the title in there, too. Here's what the new red band trailer for Robert Rodriguez's Machete Kills has to offer: decapitations; intestinal spillage; boob daggers; crotch guns; Lady Gaga; Mel Gibson and his army of super-soldiers; sexy women in various states of undress; and a cat fight between Amber Heard and Michelle Rodriguez. If all that sounds like too much awesome to bear, then this one is for you.
It almost seems like a waste to revisit the plot because clearly it's secondary to the flurry of carnage and obscenity that the Machete franchise trades in, much to our great enjoyment! Just know that Machete gets to kill a ton of random dudes then take out more famous dudes like Demian Bichir, Antonio Banderas, and Cuba Gooding Jr. Then he'll toss Gibson into a helicopter rotor or something while making out with Jessica Alba, Vanessa Hudgens, or Zoe Saldana.
Check out the trailer below, plus a new clip of Amber Heard showing off her favorite weapons. Machete Kills opens October 11th.
