If you thought Kevin Smith reached new depths of weirdness with Tusk, which saw Justin Long turned into a walrus, then just wait until you check out Yoga Hosers. The second chapter in his "True North" trilogy takes place in Canada and on the surface seems like an all-girl version of his breakout film, Clerks. That is until Nazi bratwurst start killing people, something Dante and Randall never had to deal with at the Quick Stop.
The other big draw here besides Smith will be its stars, celebrity daughters Harley Quinn Smith and Lily-Rose Depp, cast as 15-year-old convenience store clerks and yoga enthusiasts, both named Colleen. When the evil sausage start attacking they're forced to team up with returning detective Guy Lapointe (Johnny Depp, back again) to defend the store.
Similar to Tusk, this one isn't going to be for anybody but Smith's most die-hard fans (which I used to be), and even some of them may find it unwatchable. It will be very interesting to see what the reaction to Yoga Hosers is when it arrives on July 29th.
