5/19/2011

All Arnold Schwarzenegger film projects "on hold"


In case you've been living under a rock for the last couple of days, but Arnold Schwarzenegger has a love child, and now his life is in total disarray. Yep, Arnie was schtooping the help, and fourteen years ago it produced a little baby Terminator. I can hear him now, "Yahh!! That's not a tumor, it's a baby me!" Suffice it to say his wife Maria Shriver was none too pleased. Divorce lawyers have already been secured, ready to siphon off what's left of that Commando money.

While Arnie deals with his familial matters, he's decided to put all of those numerous film projects we've been reporting about on hold. For how long is anybody's guess, but I figure it'll last until he knows exactly how much he'll be kickin' in for alimony each month. Hey, Maria gave up her broadcasting career for that Austrian ass hat.

Here's the statement from his reps over at CAA...

Governor Schwarzenegger is focusing on personal matters and is not willing to commit to any production schedules or timelines. This includes Cry Macho, The Terminator franchise and other projects under consideration. We will resume discussions when Governor Schwarzenegger decides.

Cry Macho I could really care less about. If it resumes or dies doesn't matter. The same goes for Justin Lin's Terminator 5. It'll get done one way or another with or without Arnie. But what does this mean for that awful cartoon series, The Governator? Since Arnie was pretty up front in stating that the show would incorporate details of his own life and family, you think that includes his secret kiddie? Maybe the now teenaged boy could be a supervillain or something? That'd be awesome. Honestly, I think this whole affair throws the 'toon into jeopardy. At least I hope it does.