Man, that "Visual Effects Work in Progress" disclaimer has never meant more than it does in this sales trailer for Dario Argento's awful looking Dracula 3D. But really, even if it had the budget and the technical wizardry of Steven friggin' Spielberg would it make a lick of difference with the entire cast looking about as interested as bored cadavers.
The film actually has a solid cast, including Asia Argento(who is sexy but looks like she'd stab me with an icepick), Thomas Kretschmann(The Pianist), and Rutger Hauer as the most disinterested Van Helsing ever. Where is Anthony Hopkins when you need him? Shit, I'll settle for Hugh Jackman.
I can't remember the last time Dario Argento had a good movie, but his cold streak doesn't look to be ending any time soon. Get thee to an editing bay, STAT! [ThePlaylist]
