Lord, I'll be happy when I don't have to write out that long ass title anymore. Look, we have a certain respect for you Twi-hards here at Punch Drunk Critics International. We all have our little things we illogically obsess over, so we get your fervor everytime one of these Twilight flicks comes out. And now, as the franchise nears its end, I sincerely hope the final film isn't as boring as these new images make it out to be. Holy cats this is some dull crap.
Directed by Bill Condon(still blows my mind), the final installment has Bella(Kristen Stewart) revelling in becoming a vampire, running around forests with bloodshoot eyes and a taste for Bambi legs. Edward(Robert Pattinson) does what he does best, which is staring off into the distance looking mildly constipated, while Jacob(Taylor Lautner) just needs to look pretty. Keep up those crunches, dude.
Breaking Dawn part 2 puts this franchise mercifully out of our misery on November 16th.
