Hey, remember G.I. Joe: Retaliation? We should've seen the film way back in June, but somebody at Paramount suddenly remembered that Channing Tatum was like really popular, and all of those trailers and posters that specifically left him out were a really dumb idea. Not to mention it was a badly-kept secret that Tatum's presence in it was negligible, and so the decision was made to bump the release date back until next March so they could convert it for 3D, not to mention pumping up Tatum's role a bit. Probably a wise move.
But it's now time for them to start reminding us this movie exists, and so a new poster has been revealed which not only puts Tatum right in the thick of things. It also makes sure we're aware this is G.I. Joe: Retaliation now with 100% more 3D.
The plot is still pretty nebulous, but we know Dwayne Johnson and the rest of the squad will face down the threat of COBRA, who have infiltrated the world governments and have Zartan in place impersonating the President. Adrienne Palicki, Bruce Willis, Ray Park, Ray Stevenson, Lee Byung-hun, RZA, Elodie Yung, and D.J. Cotrona star in the Jon Chu-directed flick. G.I. Joe: Retaliation gets drafted into theaters on March 29th 2013.
