You know our news media is terrible when Ron Burgundy emerges as the voice
of reason, but that's exactly what he does in
Anchorman 2: The Legend
Continues, when he's not busy being the clueless and offensive retro
newscaster we all know and love. The cheap suits and porn mustaches are back in
this long-awaited, clamored-for sequel, which cranks the silly factor up to 11
but lacks the fresh, improvisational spirit of its predecessor. There are too
many funny, extremely talented folks for the film to be a total miss, but it
doesn't quite hold up with the sturdiness of Burgundy's "salon quality
hair".

In the grand scheme of Ferrell comedies, the original
Anchorman was
something of a modest hit, middle of the pack in terms of box office, but its
cultural impact has been a dominating thing, and the film remains one of the
most quotable movies of all-time. When someone tells you to "Stay
classy", you know it's a Burgundy. Like it or not,
Anchorman has
secured its place in the comedy annals, whereas the sequel works better as
biting social commentary, something Ferrell is becoming quite adept at of late
after last year's underrated
The Campaign, and his take-down of
corporate criminals in
The Other Guys.

But those who didn't sign up for a lesson why journalism is totally
ass-backwards nowadays can take heart that Burgundy and his team of moronic
anchors are just as...well, moronic as ever. Now that he's managed to wrap his
pea-brain around women newsreaders and settled down with progressive wife
Victoria Corningstone (Christina Applegate), the two have moved on to the
bright lights of New York City as a husband and wife news team. However,
Burgundy's vanity resurfaces when legendary news anchor Mark Hacken (Harrison
Ford, chomping like he never left the
42set) steps down and promotes Victoria to the prime time spot. Burgundy gets
straight-up canned; sent packing and left wallowing in a drunken, self-pitying
misery that destroys his marriage. After a disastrous suicide attempt and even
more disastrous stint working at Sea World, Burgundy gets a new lease on life
when he's offered a slot on what sounds like an absurd idea: a 24-hour news
network.

Burgundy rounds up his idiot musketeers in the Channel 4 News Team,
and some of the heartiest laughs come as we see how they've all moved on.
Racist sportscaster Champ Kind (David Koechner) owns a chicken joint; suave
womanizer Brian Fantana (Paul Rudd) is surrounded by pussy as a pet
photographer; and braindead weather man Brick Tamland (Steve Carell) has died.
Only not really. The gang hits New York expecting things to be as they always
were, only to find out they've been unceremoniously dumped onto the 2AM
graveyard shift, which makes his feud with prime time superstar anchor Jack
Lime (James Marsden) a pretty bad idea.

And if you thought the guys had trouble dealing with women in the
workplace before, racial diversity proves an even tougher obstacle. The
sexist jokes of before are the mildly racist jokes of now as Burgundy deals
with a sexy, brassy new African-American boss (Meagan Good), and his impromptu
shouts of "Black!!" should seem very familiar to a gag from the first
film. Actually,
Anchorman 2's biggest failure is trying so hard to
replicate old gags. Everything from the jazz flute to Fantana's wall of erotica
is replicated here less effectively. They're still funny, but they aren't the
big, hearty laughs of before, and what's more there isn't much of a narrative
flow to the film. That wasn't such a big deal before when Burgundy's
string of non-sequitors were more than enough to carry the day, but Ferrell and
writer/director Adam McKay are trying to make a point this time, which proves
to be a double-edged sword.

Come to find out we have Burgundy to blame for pretty much every ridiculous
stunt "ratings-grabbing" idea the cable news outlets have been
indulging in. Asking the question that must be plastered on Fox News conference
rooms everywhere:
“Why do we have to tell people what they need to know? Why
can’t we just tell them what they want to hear?”, Burgundy's broadcast is
little more than a 3-hour puff piece of live car chases, cute pets, home runs,
and hurricane forecasts. The ratings soar, but real journalism takes a swift
kick in the patootie. It's new, refreshing ground that the screenplay is
tackling, and the insight it provides make for some of the film's most
rewarding moments. However, I like my Burgundy more boorish and unrepentant,
and without giving too much away he goes through an evolution that doesn't
quite fit with the character.

While there are a lot of re-heated gags, going into this as cold as possible
still proves worthwhile. A running joke involving a shark proves especially
inspired, and they get some good mileage out of Brick Tamland's ridiculous
courtship of Kristen Wiig's brain-addled secretary. Brick is actually more of a
factor this time than either Champ or Fantana, although none of them really get
a moment to shine. It's such a pleasure to see the talented Megan Good
get a spot in a big film like this, and she clearly puts everything she has
into the role even though all she gets to do is react to Ferrell's antics.
Cameos are pretty thin until a massive and flat out bonkers sequence towards
the finale that trumps the news anchor battle royal from the first film. It's
so good that you can't help wishing the entire movie had that same level of
energy and chaos. So even though
Anchorman 2 will be worth the wait for
most people, it too often felt like a rerun rather than breaking news.