star, last known to be locking up porn stars in his bathroom while shoving china white up his nose, would be ”a washed-up-but-useful CIA type” who helps chase down the villainous Bruce Willis character. There's not much support in the article for the rumor, so just keep it in the back of your mind for now. There's also a note in there about Sheen taking time between seasons of his hit TV show to shoot Major League 4, but there's been speculation about that for awhile.
This only proves my theory that if you're a celebrity it doesn't matter how much of an opportunity wasting douche nozzle you are, you'll always be given another chance.....as long as you're not racist. Mel Gibson can attest to that. The only way this story makes any diff to me is if we get to see Lt. Dale Hawkins(Navy Seals
) make his triumphant leap into the modern age. You gonna tell me there's no way he can reprise that role for The Expendables
? Make it happen, Sly!
