11/10/2010

Trailer Time: Bloodrayne 3: The Third Reich, directed by Uwe Boll

I'll say one thing for Uwe Boll, he doesn't give up on his video game adaptations no matter how shitty they are. Bloodrayne, based on the popular Majesco video game, was first released back in 2006 and starred ex-Terminator Kristanna Loken in the title role. The most interesting thing about it, other than the drubbing it received at the box office, was that it managed to secure a comedically off brand cast including Meatloaf, Michael Madsen, Michelle Rodriguez, Billy Zane, and Ben Kingsley. Did these people all lose a bet or something? Madsen referred to it as "horrifying and preposterous".

The 2007 sequel, which went straight to DVD, jettisoned Loken and replaced her with equally hot model Natassia Malthe.

Now a trailer for the third(and hopefully final) film in the series has been released, and it looks as crappy as the last two, minus the fun of joking at out of place celebrities.  This one takes place during WWII, but since I don't remember anything about the last two Bloodrayne flicks, that's as much a I'm going to say about it. There's a synopsis, if you're interested! Expect this one to be straight-to-DVD as well.