If you're truly a loyal member of Punch Drunk Critics International, then you probably just finished watching the first 5 minutes of Source Code, which features Jake Gyllenhaal as a soldier who....ummm...well...hmmm....I can't figure out how to explain it. Maybe Pee-Wee Herman can help?
Dude. That's so much better than I could've done. In much less time, too. Who knew Pee-Wee Herman could be so concise? Here's hoping everybody gets a chance to check out his Broadway show, The Pee-Wee Herman Show, airing on HBO on March 19th! Since Pee Wee was so good at explaining Source Code, I wonder if Jake Gyllenhaal can break down Pee Wee's show?
Apparently not. Funny stuff, guys!