4/28/2011
New The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn images show...post-sex pancakes?
You all know me by now, right? I have very little actual interest in The Twilight Saga or how it wraps up. My hope is as always that Van Helsing or Blade or somebody else will show up and wipe the whole lot of them out. With the end very nearly in sight, I've been trying desperately to find a reason to remain interested, and so I've latched on to the fact that poor pale Bella(Kristen Stewart), and unnaturally skinny and weird vampire Edward, are finally gonna get it on. That's enough for me. Sign me up for some weird, vamp/human sexual bliss. Hopefully they breed some disgusting Splice-type creature that grows up unnaturally fast and takes over the entire town. Or am I hoping for too much? Entertainment Weekly has some new pics from the first half of Breaking Dawn, one image showing Bella and Edward...having breakfast. Looks like pancakes. Or maybe it's eggs? Who cares? I'm gonna say this after they bump uglies.
The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn pt. 1 hits theaters on November 18th!