Guns, chicks, and suave suits have been going together beautifully in the movies for years, but in this new poster for McG's This Means War, they couldn't be more bland. Even when those suits are occupied by the admittedly gorgeous(hey, I'm secure in my own sexuality) Chris Pine and Tom Hardy, they aren't going to sell anybody on a comedy that looks like it has all the brains of a doorknob. And maybe my eyes are playing tricks on me, but Reese Witherspoon doesn't look so hot. She's got a latter year Meg Ryan thing goin' on that's scary. Somebody call her agent and/or stylist immediately.
This Means War features the two studly gentlemen as CIA agents and best friends who discover they've been dating the same woman. Rather than dump the broad as real guys would do(bros before hoes!), they decide to take our tax dollars and employ the military's considerable arsenal to wipe each other out. Hey, it's a McG movie. Were you expecting Inception? Better lower your standards to Charlie's Angels levels.
This Means War opens on February 17th, exactly where it belongs. In case you haven't seen the trailer, you can check it out below. Let's play a game and test your IQ before and after watching it...
