While you can hardly say that the title Piranha 3DD is especially clever, it does appear to be accurate. The sequel to 2010's fishy horror hit has bigger boobs, plumper asses, and copious amounts of blood for all the people who loved it in the first time around. Directed by John Gulager, who appears to have channeled the madcap gore of his Feast trilogy, the swarm of deadly piranha have taken their appetite for destruction upstream to the opening of the Big Wet water park.
Although the film still doesn't have a firm release date here in the States, the first trailer has swam it's way onto our shores and...well, it's probably exactly what you'd expect. Heaving chests, David Hasselhoff acting like an entitled jackass, and Christopher Lloyd screeching yet again about how the piranha continue to flourish or something. In between that stuff we do get plenty of soaking wet babes and the hungry fishies popping up in the strangest of places, like in bath tubs and in some chick's stomach, ready to burst forth like a refugee from Alien. The trailers for Piranha didn't look very good either, and it turned out to be a lot of fun and smarter than many give it credit for, so maybe the same will happen here? Any movie that has Ving Rhames returning as a police offer with machine gun legs can't be all bad, right?
