If I could do with my body half the things the performers in Cirque du Soleil: Worlds Away do with theirs, I would be very happy indeed. But my one patented acrobatic move is “walk through the grocery store picking up snacks,” and I’m not sure that would cut it with these acrobats and aerialists and gymnasts. Does that flexibility and creativity mean they’re great actors, though, and Cirque du Soleil: Worlds Away a great movie? Meh … not so much.

Once
you get that harsh truth out of the way, though, Cirque du Soleil: Worlds Away
really is pleasant enough to watch. Thanks to the Fusion 3D technology of James
Cameron—the kind he used in Avatar, remember?—the colors are rich and lush, and
there’s an added depth to many scenes and backgrounds. Overall, the 3D—instead
of meaning that performers pop out of the screen in hokey, contrived ways—is
more dazzling than it is ridiculous.

The
film benefits most from a surreal, dreamy quality; the performers’ contortions
and movements, ranging from ballet to yoga, juxtaposed with the bright color
palette and emotive soundtrack, really do make you feel like you’re in another place
and time. If Cirque du Soleil: Worlds Away is anything, it’s undeniably immersive.
Some of the best scenes include the Wheel of Death, humongous wheels that
careen back and forth with performers balanced along them, and an underwater
scene set to the Beatles’ “Octopus Garden.” So much visual stimuli! So much!
Nevertheless,
there is another detriment to Cirque du Soleil: Worlds Away—its total lack of
danger. If you were to see any of these shows live, there’s always the sense
that something could go wrong, be done differently, or improvised on the spot.
With the film, however, there’s a finiteness to everything; the thrill is gone.
So while Cirque du Soleil: Worlds Away feels like another universe, it’s not
one in which anything can happen—you’re following a set path, and you can’t
alter that structure at all, and soon enough you’ll realize you just paid $15
to watch a really long advertisement. A pretty, pretty advertisement, for
sure—but do you really want to pay to watch something that will try to sell you
another thing? Hmm.