Oh, that's cute. You thought, for all these months, that Jon Snow was really dead? Did you, like, not read my season five "Game of Thrones" recaps or something? You were trolled by Kit Harington and David Benioff and Dan Weiss and everyone else involved with "Game of Thrones" who toed the party line, claiming that Jon Snow was totally, fully, really dead? Sorry for your months of pain, because if Jon Snow is kaput - for good - then why is he front and center on the new promo poster for season six of "Game of Thrones"?
This is all a semantics game, and HBO knows what they're doing. Sure, Jon Snow might be "dead," but don't forget what the Ironborn Greyjoys say: "What is dead may never die." Welcome back to the land of the living, Jon Snow. May you be the third head of the dragon.
The countdown to April starts now.
