1st Look at Lindsay Lohan in Machete

I've been eagerly anticipating Robert Rodriguez's Machete since it was first announced. The grindhouse/exploitation action flick has released no shortage of hilarious looking trailers promoting it, focusing mainly on Danny Trejo's "ex-Federale" with a gift for wielding a blade. We've seen bits and pieces of the impressive supporting cast: Robert Deniro(!!!), Steven Seagal(!!!), Don Johnson, Michelle Rodriguez, Cheech Marin, Rose McGowan, and Jessica Alba. But I ain't seen squat on Lindsay Lohan.

That is until now. We've got our first look at her as April Benz, a "socialite with a penchant for guns". I guess that makes her a badass Paris Hilton or something. Maybe she'll smoke a chihuahua or two. Whether or not they kept all info on her on the hush because of her legal problems I can't say, but I dig the pic. If she were my headmistress, I'd be begging her to spank me with a ruler.  I'm actually wondering how that outfit didn't catch on fire the instant she put it on.

Machete hits theaters on Labor Day, September 3rd! Thanks to Filmtotaal for the image!