3/14/2012

'The Human Centipede 3' to feature 500+ person daisy chain of grossness


I still haven't seen The Human Centipede 2 (Full Sequence). Before you accuse me of being a man with a weak constitution, it has nothing to do with seeing a bunch of people connected ass to mouth in the world's most heinous daisy chain. It's because the first film didn't live up to the expectations heaped upon it by director/showman extraordinaire, Tom Six. Nor was it nearly as gross as some of my colleagues would have you believe. Once you get over that three people are linked in such a humiliating fashion, the rest is nasty but not overwhelmingly so.  

I'll catch up with the sequel eventually, but probably not before Six completes work on The Human Centipede 3 (Final Sequence). Last October he revealed the film would be shot here in America starting in the spring, with casting already underway. We know that the chief heels from the first two films, Dieter Laser and Laurence Harvey would be back, with promises of an even larger centipede.

 What we didn't know is just how twisted Six's vision for the grand finale was, but he recently tweeted that we'll be seeing far more than a dozen unfortunate souls connected next time....

 "#humancentipede3 will have a 500+ person pede. XXXXL American style!"

 How in the hell would you even film something like that? I have to admit being curious to see how Laser's nasty Dr. Josef Heiter(assuming he's the lead sicko again) could even amass that number of victims. It's not like he could just put out an ad on Craigslist.