It's safe to say that Mike "The Miz" Mizanin's favorite catchphrase "Awwwwwsome!!" won't be used to describe The Marine 3:Homefront. WWE Studios' signature franchise, best known for packing more slow-motion dives away from explosions than the action genre has ever seen, has been on a rapidly deteriorating path ever since John Cena led the first film back in 2006. With shoddy direction by Scott Wiper and a charisma-free performance by Mizanin, 'Homefront' makes the other two installments look like fine art by comparison.
The WWE has always had a close relationship with the military, and TheMarine series is just another way in which they pay tribute. It's a worthwhile
idea, but would mean a whole lot more if they spent a little time bringing in
some quality talent to make it work. After an intro that resembles a military
recruitment ad, we're introduced to Marine Sgt. Jake Carter, who returns to his
tiny hometown of Bridgeton for two weeks of rest and relaxation. There's some
mystery whether or not PTSD factors into his situation, but for some reason
Jake is a complete powder keg and loose cannon. He quickly gets under the skin
of his two sisters, Lilly (the talented Ashley Bell) and Amanda (Camille
Sullivan), and gets into a fight at the local bar. 
Floundering and unable to acclimate back into society even for five minutes,
Jake lucks out when Lilly and her boyfriend witness a murder committed by Pope
(Neal McDonough), a left-wing radical planning some sort of extremist Occupy
Wall Street terror display. Seriously. When his gang kidnaps Lilly to keep her
quiet, Jake finally has something to do, which is spring into action guns
loaded.Or at least that's what one would expect, considering that's all The Marine movies are around for. But actually that's not what happens at all. Instead, Jake finds himself kept on the sideline while a sadistic FBI agent runs the show, callously sending his men into a battlefield where they get wiped out by Pope's heavily armed goons. After roughly an hour of poorly-staged action by characters we could care less about, Mizanin finally gets a chance to put his in-ring talents on full display.
Not that anyone was expecting a lot of subtlety to the script, but it's
laughably bone-headed in a number of ways. It's especially noticeable when
situations that require a little finesse are approached, such as Jake's
inability to fit in to normal society, or Pope's incomprehensible ramblings
about economic inequality. Nor is Jake's military experience much of a factor,
as he bulls into the fighting without a hint of strategy. Not that it matters
because there's never really any threat to him, anyway. Numerous times Jake's
enemies get the jump on him with assault rifles but miss from pointblank range,
only to be quickly dispatched moments later. Scott Wiper, who directed the
underrated actioner The Condemned, has zero idea how to frame the action, but no
matter what he chooses it's always dull. When he too gets bored of his
own camerawork, Wiper trots out a jarring first-person perspective that simply
makes no logical sense.There isn't an awful lot that The Marine 3: Homefront gets right, even wasting the talents of The Last Exorcism's Ashley Bell and generally enjoyable Neal McDonough. Chances are there will be a fourth film, with some other WWE superstar in the title role, but hopefully after three straight total disasters they'll take this as an opportunity to tap out.
Rating: 2 out of 5
