5/08/2015

Terrible 'The Three Stooges' Reboot is Getting an Action Sequel....Seriously


Nobody was really excited about The Farrelly Brothers' remake of The Three Stooges when it was announced, they weren't excited about it when it came out and earned $54M, and nobody has been clamoring to see more. But they're going to get it anyway, so swallow it and shut up.

20th Century Fox is giving us a sequel to The Three Stooges and it will bring back the prior stooges Sean Hayes, Will Sasso, and Chris Diamantopoulos as Larry, Curly, and hey Moe. They'll be joined by a major action star who will probably get hit in the face with pies, poked in the eyes, and lament the course his career has taken. 

Cameron Fay (Brother in Laws)is writing the screenplay but no director is attached yet, and if we're lucky one never will. If you need a reason why this is being inflicted upon you, check out this statement from the press release:

"THE THREE STOOGES is an incredibly powerful brand, I am looking forward to give to the independent distributors the opportunity to participate in this commercial phenomenon," said O'Shea from The Exchange.