Trailer for Bizarre Con Artist Documentary 'I Touched All Your Stuff'

Chris Kirk begins his story with "It all started with the hippos...", but this isn't a documentary about his fondness for Hungry Hungry Hippos. Rather, I Touched All Your Stuff is the too-weird-to-be-fiction story of how Kirk became obsessed with the hippos living on the estate of Colombian drug kingpin Pablo Escobar. So what does he do? He ups and moves to Colombia, where his tale takes an even stranger turn.

The new documentary by Maíra Bühler and Matias Mariani sounds like it could have been ripped from the recent film, Escobar: Paradise Lost, but it's the truth...or at least it's what Kirk is selling today, anyway. See, he's a con artist by trade, and that makes it hard to believe when he starts talking about gorgeous, mysterious women who lure him into vast drug smuggling operations.

But it's also too crazy and interesting to completely write off. I Touched All Your Stuff opens August 28th in NY and LA, hopefully going wider afterwards.