It's the 1980's all over again, and it couldn't be friggin' sweeter. We've seen the crappy looking bootleg promos; we've seen the behind the scenes stuff; we've seen the photos of buffed up action heroes flying away from explosions; now we got the real deal. The real theatrical trailer for The Expendables is finally here, and it's everything you'd expect. Cheesy dialogue, lots of guns and flexed biceps, and I defy you to wrangle up a plot out of this thing. As far as I can tell it's just an excuse for us to see Jet Li fight Dolph Lungren, or for Steve Austin to clothesline somebody out of their boots. And y'know what? That's more than enough for me. Check out the trailer for what we believe will be the best action movie evah!
