Teaser Trailer Time: The Zookeeper, starring Kevin James and Rosario Dawson

I've got nothing but loathe for ya, baby. That's how I feel about the teaser trailer for The Zookeeper, starring Kevin James as a lovable loser caretaker to a bunch of animals at a zoo. Their mission, to help him win over the girl of his dreams(Rosario Dawson). 

It looks like Night at the Museum mixed with way too much Paul Blart to make me happy. It's directed by Frank Caraci, who I will forever hold dear for directing The Wedding Singer. But this looks like some pretty weak sauce. 

The Zookeeper features the voices of Sylvester Stallone, Adam Sandler, Judd Apatow, Cher, and more. It's due to be released as one of Sony's major franchise flicks next summer, July 2011.  Check out the trailer below...if you dare.