Let's face it, Paul W.S. Anderson's supposed adaptation of The Three Musketeers looks stupid. Ninjas, explosions, and all other sorts of crap I don't remember from the book appear to be major points and I'm just hoping we don't see Milla Jojovich pull out a pair of shotguns and start blasting zombies. In 3-D. If this brand new trailer makes me wonder about anything it's what in the name of bad haircuts was Orlando Bloom thinking by not returning for Pirates of the Caribbean: On Stranger Tides yet giving himself up for this?
The Three Musketeers stars Logan Lerman, Orlando Bloom, Milla Jojovich, Ray Stevenson, Luke Evans, Christoph Waltz, Mads Mikkelsen, Matthew Macfadyen, and Juno Temple. It's due to open on October 14th.
