Ewwwww yuck. That's my reaction to the first two photos from Scary Movie 5, as I'm starting to think the plan is to make the trashiest piece of crap ever. The first photo showed us tabloid troublemakers Charlie Sheen and Lindsay Lohan in the same bed, and now this newly released shot has big-boobed reality TV "stars" Angela "Big Ang" Raiola and Sheree Whitfield.
The Mob Wives and Real Housewives of Atlanta stand-outs will apparently "go to blows in an unforgettable fight scene." I'm going to predict that their breasts will explode in the process, killing everyone within earshot. I've never seen this Whitfield woman in my life, but Raiola and her grizzly mug have been everywhere lately. She looks like one of those skin masks hanging in the Texas Chainsaw poster. Somehow this image must tie-in to the film's intended comedy targets, including Inception, Black Swan, Paranormal Activity, and 127 Hours. Ohhhh it's so outdated already!
Scary Movie 5 is directed by Malcolm Lee and stars Ashley Tisdale, Erica Ash, Terry Crews, Charlie Sheen, Lindsay Lohan, Kevin Hart, Kate Walsh, Molly Shannon and more. Look for it to hit theaters on April 19th 2013.
