Cue the millionth "my heart will go on" joke: Leonardo DiCaprio has told a German publication that he's going to be taking a little break from acting.
WHY.
NO.
GOD.
WHY.
IS THIS WHAT DEPRESSION IS LIKE?
Anyway, so I'm traumatized by this news, since Leo is No. 2 on my Men I Would Leave My Life For list. (Yes, Ryan Gosling is No. 1.) But Leo says he's fatigued from doing three films in two years - this winter's Django Unchained and the upcoming The Great Gatsby and The Wolf of Wall Street - so I'm guessing a lot more yacht time is in his future. And picking a new girlfriend from a Victoria's Secret catalog. Because, sadly, that's what he does.
Whatever. Our love is unbreakable. I'm waiting for you, bro.
