Hey, you got four extra hours to kill? Maybe you didn't feel like plunking down a good chunk of your life enduring the 85th Academy Awards last night. Or maybe you just decided it was far more entertaining to read all of the live tweets of the event during The Walking Dead commercial breaks? Whatever your reason for not watching the show, it can all be rectified now as the entire broadcast is available to watch online.
Ok, so host Seth MacFarlane kicks things off with a juvenile musical number about boobs, and William Shatner overstays his welcome by about ten minutes, but it does get better. Just know that occasionally it'll feel like you've stumbled into a time warp and landed at a moment when Chicago and Dreamgirls were still hot. Take in all of the acceptance speeches, some of which were actually quite cute, or relive awkward moments like Jennifer Lawrence tripping on her way to the stage.
Enjoy the show. And jot down some notes on how they can get the runtime in half next year.
