You'd think at some point I'd learn to stop celebrating quite so openly. When producer Roy Lee revealed that the chances of seeing an American remake of violent Japanese classic, Battle Royale, had been crushed by The Hunger Games, I did a little victory lap. Battle Royale is easily in my top five favorite films, and the idea of seeing a bunch of milquetoast CW dudes and dudettes offing one another in a bad PG-13 knockoff gave me nightmares. Well, now there's another reason to wake up in a cold sweat.
The LA Times reports that discussions are now underway between the CW network and those representing a Hollywood version of Battle Royale, with those talks leading to a possible TV series. No deal is in place, and according to Japanese law, approval must be granted by the original manga author, Koushun Takami. We here at Punch Drunk Critics International are attempting to buy him off as we speak. Money's under the table, sir.

Maybe this never happens, but clearly someone is pushing hard to make Battle Royale a reality. The CW already has one post-apocayptic series on the way in The Selection, which features teens fighting for survival against one another. Isn't that enough?