Friday, January 30, 2009

Bloodsport 2? Van DAMME YOU!!!!


My favorite movie as a kid was Bloodsport and JCVD was my hero, I'm not ashamed to admit that. However if Mr.VD (hehe VD) decides to go ahead with his plans for a Bloodsport 2 then he will forever have tainted himself in my thoughts and mind. People talk of George Lucas raping their childhood for the Star Wars special editions..well check this quote from Jean Claude and I'll show you the true raper of past cinematic glory. The following is a quote from TotalFilm;
“You know, like, we’re gonna do Bloodsport 2,” he told us in a recent interview. “Which was my first movie. And I want to do it now in a very mature way, where the guy from Bloodsport is a complete bum, maybe abusing his son.”

“They told me, ‘No, no, no! You cannot make a movie in America where a father is abusing his son physically! It’s wrong.” “And you cannot be a guy on drugs doing karate and shit like that.’ I said, ’Why? Why? Tell me why.’ “It’s against the rules of success. But I believe the other rules of success. To show something real.”


Mature way? Child Abuse? DRUGS?!?!?! That is NOT Frank Dux. How bout this you Van Douche, make the movie but stick to the formula. Just because you had some minor success in the indie world doesn't mean you can bring that emotional, deep, meaningful SHIT to my action world...leave that where it belongs and kick some ass...if you even CAN anymore



More Transformer Toy Pics




Just for you Trav here's the vehicle version of Soundwave...I think it's a jet. Also a slightly tweaked and updated Bumblebee.


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New Transformers Pics



Ok, so they're the toys, not actual movie pics...sue me. But here Empire gives us our first look at soundwave, and AICN.com outed this pic of the transformer twins from the Transformers game site. The twins seem a bit cartoonish but whatever I'm sure they'll look alot cooler on screen, Soundwave looks pretty cool though.





'Fanboys' Theatrical Trailer!!!



Here's another trailer for the upcoming Fanboys. With all the drama surrounding this flick it looks like it may come out unharmed...the trailer looks hillarious and I can NOT wait to see this. For any geek like me who loves Star Wars and just general pop culture geekiness it should be a blast. Release date is February 6th, but according to the ole' wiki it looks like only in particular citie
Fanboys will only be released on February 06, 2009 in the following cities in the US:

Austin, TX (1 screen)
Chicago, IL (3 screens)
Houston, TX (3 screens)
Los Angeles, CA (10 screens)
New York, NY (10 screens)
Philadelphia, PA (5 screens)
San Francisco, CA (6 screens)
Seattle, WA (3 screens)[15]


I pray that this info is not correct as this would work as a wide release, there are many more of us geeks out there than what they give us credit for.

The To-Do List: 1/30/09




This is what happens when I don't see any movies for five whole days. Five whole days! I'm going through withdrawals. There are no less than 6 films out right now that I want to check out, but realistically I'll probably see 4 of them. And what's more, a friend just asked if I wanted to check out the 5-hour long Steven Soderbergh epic, Che, tomorrow at E Street Cinema. Uhhh, yeah! I do! But that effectively wipes out an entire day, and I'll consume so much popcorn during that period I'll be pissing out movie butter for a week.

The big release this week is Liam Neeson's Taken, in which he plays some sort of superspy type guy who's daughter is kidnapped, and now he has 96 hours to get her back. Looks good, and it's written by my boy Luc Besson, so you know I'm going to be first in line to check it out. It's good to see him doing more mainstream stuff lately. Not that I dislike the Angel-A's or District B-13(which I absolutely love and can't wait for the sequel. Will post a trailer soon), but he gained a lot of credibility stateside with The Professional, La Femme Nikita, and The Big Blue. It'd be nice to see him do something on that level again.

The critically acclaimed Wendy and Lucy starring Michelle Williams makes it's debut at E Street Cinema this week, and it's a movie I'd really like to check out. It looks slow, and apparently not a lot happens, but I hear Michelle's performance is simply amazing.

This week Entertainment Weekly ran a story wondering why Brendan Fraser doesn't get more respect. It's because he makes movies that look extremely pointless, like Inkheart does. But part of me still wants to check it out. If I dont it won't kill me, though. I didn't see Journey to the Center of the Earth and I'm still just as alive as ever.

The Uninvited looks interesting, if only to see how Elizabeth Banks pulls off playing an evil, conniving, she-devil of a stepmother.

New in Town is out, and I hope it somehow finds it's way back in. I will fight seeing this film like my life depended on it. Not only does it look like a cheap Sweet Home Alabama knockoff(think about how ass that sounds), but someone has seen fit to make Rene Zellwegger the desireable chick in yet another romantic comedy. Are these people blind? Or do they simple not realize that she looks like a puffer fish that's been dipped in marinara and rinsed off with egg nog? This is not good.

Revolutionary Road is on the verge of becoming one of the forgotten. Kate and Leo deserve better.

GI Joe Character Cards!



Fresh from the UK toy fair we have the official character cards for some of the major GI Joe players in the new flick GIJoe: The Rise of Cobra. I really REALLLYYYY want to like this movie and do hope for the best but after checking out the look of some of the characters over at this site, I can't help but to be reminded of the Jean Claude Van-Damme fronted Street Fighter particularly "The Doctor"

EDIT: Here's another cool all in one picture courtesy of /Film.

John Stevenson HAS THE POWER....to direct the He-Man movie




I had almost all of the He-Man toys growing up. Well, except for Snake Mountain with the ectoplasm goo that you dump down on any of your captive figures. I would've chosen Ram Man as my victim if I had it. Always pick on the fat kid. Anyway, the first Masters of the Universe movie was one I enjoyed as a kid even though it didn't truly capture how I would've wanted a He-Man film to be. It was too dark, whereas the cartoon was so colorful and nothing ever really felt like a real threat. Now that I'm older, I want this version of He-Man to be darker, more gritty, and with a wider assortment of characters than the original had.

John Stevenson has officially been named as the helmer of the film. His credits are slim, he's only co-directed Kung Fu Panda so far, but he's been around the industry for a long time primarily doing art direction and things of that sort. I imagine those talents will come in handy for a film like this. And besides, if he fails we can just have Trapjaw pay him a little visit.

Thursday, January 29, 2009

Who's House? Say what? Run's Hooooouuuse!!



Run DMC is set to be the Kings of the Box Office as well. With Notorious, the biopic surrounding the life of Biggie Smalls highly regarded as a critical and commercial success, it's screenwriter Cheo Cocker is looking to do the same for rap's "kings of rock". The film will be an adaptation of Bill Adler's book, Tougher Than Leather: The Rise of Run-DMC — The Authorized Biography.

Run DMC is widely considered to be the greatest rap group of all-time. It's first true crossover stars, they produced such hits a "Walk this Way" alongside Aerosmith, "My Adidas", and "Down with the King".

I'm a guy who grew up on 80's rap music, and I've always had a great respect for Run DMC. I was never their biggest fan, always leaning more towards Whodini and UTFO(I know!) I think where I learned to love them the most is in the many appearances they made in movies and TV, or in the music videos for other rappers. They always felt like rap's biggest ambassadors. They were the flagbearers. I'm cautiously optimistic about this film. I just hope it can do these Hall of Famers the proper justice.

The trailer for 'Dismal' looks mighty tasty, indeed!



I've been on a horror kick lately, thanks to the fun I had with My Bloody Valentine. This time of year is usually the dumping ground for low budget horror flicks looking to cash in on the relative lack of competition. I've got a good feeling about the look of this trailer for the film, Dismal, about a science class out on a field trip that gets attacked by a bunch of "swamp cannibals". Yes, swamp cannibals. Looks pretty gorey, with plenty of T&A to boot. And that's all I really ask for out of my slasher flicks. Blood, guts, and tits.

Fox2000 Picks up Narnia Franchise, Makes Same Mistake as Disney



"Voyage of the Dawn Treader", the third part of the Narnia franchise has found a new home at Fox2000 Studios after it was unceremoniously dumped by Disney a couple months ago. Disney parted ways with Walden Media after Prince Caspian lived up to the high expectations set by the success of The Lion, the Witch, and the Wardrobe.

Fox is looking at a Christmas 2010 release for Dawn Treader. Now, this is the same mistake Disney made. Prince Caspian was a darker, somewhat more adult film, so shoehorning it into a Christmas release date didn't make a lot of sense. It was fine for the more religiously themed first film. Not ony that, but the competition around Christmas time is heavy, and with a franchise that is just trying to regain it's footing a later release is probably warranted. March or April is probably the best time to schedule a film like this. In my opinion, Fox is making a huge mistake. If this film fails to find an audience, consider the Narnia franchise dead and buried.

Wednesday, January 28, 2009

A-Team Movie Refuses to Stay Dead, Bring Back Small Wonder Instead




I don't for the life of me understand who these people are begging for an A-Team movie, but whoever they are they must be happy because the project just won't go away. Now the Hollywood Reporter is..well, reporting that Joe Carnahan is set to direct the big screen version of the beloved 80's action series. Carnahan is probably best known for his 2002 film Narc, and his 2007 film Smokn' Aces.

Why won't it go away? The original series was fun if you were below the age of 10 or had the mental accumen of a doorknob. Look at what happened to the Dukes of Hazzard movie. Loved it as a kid, loathed it as an adult, and when I try to look at old episodes now on TNN or whatever that network is it makes me very sad indeed that I might have cried once or twice because I wasn't able to watch it. The A-Team is a concept that could work on it's own, but trying to emulate the core characters is a recipe for disaster.

I'm not at all enthused about Carnahan taking this on, either. Certainly he's ten steps ahead of the vastly overrated John Singleton. Singleton has been living off Boyz in the Hood ever since, with people all too willing to forgive him the series of stinkers he's produced ever since. Carnahan's Narc was a great film, but the only other directorial effort I've seen from him was the abysmal Smokin' Aces. He also wrote last year's Pride and Glory, which was unimpressive to say the least. Having Tony Scott producing the film means nothing to me. If he ain't behind the director's chair then who cares?

I got an idea. Since we seem to be on this 80's nostalgia kick lately, why not bring to the big screen a beloved(mostly) series that's just dying for a modern take: Small Wonder. Who could forget Vicky(V.I.C.I.), the lovable little robot girl built to pass as a family's real daughter, and her quirky attempts to fit in with society? Throw in Abigail Breslin in the starring role, Greg Kinnear and Toni Collette as the parents and you've got the breakout hit of the year, guaranteed $20 million opening weekend. Ofcourse they'd have to soup Vicky up a little bit, give her some cool new powers beyond the ability to parascope her neck like Inspector Gadget(I hated when she did that, it looked kinda gross) and they might want to throw in some sort of government conspiracy but that can all be worked out later.

Let's hope THAT is a plan that comes together. Later for that A-Team shit.

Update: The girl who played V.I.C.I., Tiffany Brissette, was just on the Mike and Juliet show like a week ago. And she's gotten to be pretty hot for a robot chick.

The Queue: Havoc 2





Larry Clark laughs in the face of movies like this. I can admit that I dug the first Havoc featuring Anne Hathaway and Bijou Phillips mainly for the chance to see Anne's headlights in all their glory. But the film had other merits as well, showing what happens when bored, spoiled rich kids get a real dose of the gangsta lifestyle they so readily imitate. It at least had something to say. Havoc 2: Normal Adolescent Behavior on the other hand, is a trite shallow mess. What's worse, the hotness quotient has been seriously dialed back.

Amber Tamblyn takes the lead role this time. She's no Hathaway, let's put it that way. But she's certainly worth looking at. This Havoc mini-franchise seems to be establishing itself as a venue for goodie-two-shoes bubblegum clean actresses to dirty themselves up a bit. Tamblyn, formerly of Joan of Arcadia, tosses herself into the role of Wendy. Wendy and her friends make up a club. They only hang with each other, nobody else. They also openly sleep with each other. The three boy, three girl club have get togethers on the weekends where they watch TV, play games, and eventually pair off to have sex. But they don't do drugs or drink or cheat on each other. It's totally clean, and relatively safe since it's kept within the group. But when Wendy falls for the new boy in her neighborhood, she's forced to choose between the safety of her club and the harsh realities of an actual relationship.

It's a nice idea, and one ripe for exploration. There's a clear line in the sand drawn between the club's members and the "outsiders". The outsider parties look like frat house gang bang orgies, with random hook-ups, hard drugs and alcohol. Reminds me of my high school years. Only minus the hard drugs.

Speaking of drugs, I could've used some to help me get through this steaming bore. I hate movies like this that try so hard to be "real" that every body's performance comes off as overly mannered and gestured. Tamblyn and co-star Kelli Garner(one of my faves) try too hard to make the viewer believe they are lifelong best friends. It comes off as forced and phony. This movie hinges on the relationship between Wendy and Sean, being as it threatens her way of life, so it has to be something special. We never really see why it should matter to either of them. And what's worse, when a conflict resolution is finally needed, they throw easily toss out the idea that this club maybe wasn't so loyal for all these years afterall. Pretty convenient. This thing was just a mess, and for the life of me I don't know what it was trying to say. Is it saying that true, perfect love isn't possible? Or that it's not possible without discarding everybody else close to you? I don't know. Don't care.

But I do know that this film made me think of Larry Clark. Larry Clark is the guy who made some great films about teens similar to this: Kids, Bully, Another Day in Paradise. He also made arguably two of the worst movies of all time in Teenage Caveman and Ken Park, but I digress. If he had made this movie, I can guarantee it would've been better. It would've been more real, without all the pretend importance heaped upon it like this film has. Maybe if they make a Havoc 3 they'll let him direct it. Because not even the site of Amber Tamblyn and Kelli Garner in minimal clothing can save this piece of crap.

4/10

Next on the queue: 1972's The Getaway. Steve McQueen, baby!!

Tuesday, January 27, 2009

Duff, Zegers to Ruin Bonnie and Clyde Film



Reuters is reporting that Hilary Duff and some guy named Kevin Zegers have signed on to play the most famous criminal antiheroes of all-time, Bonnie and Clyde. Mostly unknown director, Tonya Holly, insists this isn't a remake of the Warren Beatty/Faye Dunaway classic.

It better not be. I cringe at the idea of a teeny-bopper Bonnie and Clyde film, replete with furtive glances across the lunchroom table. Ok, that probably won't happen but the casting alone makes it a possibility. Duff has been mostly unimpressive in literally every film I've seen her in, most recently stinking up an already bad War, Inc. This Zegers guy I remember vaguely from Transamerica, but nothing really stands out. This project smells like an unwanted, unnecessary remake. I don't want to see these two no-talents acting out "never before seen" moments from B & C's lives. The death scene should be interesting and fulfilling, though.

Mickey Rourke to do Wrestlemania?


So Mickey Rourke probably the biggest comeback kid of the year with Robert Downey Jr. has been quoted as saying;
"The boys from the WWE called me and asked me to do it…I said, ‘I want to.’ I’m talking with [Wrestler] Rowdy Roddy Piper about it."


regarding Wrestlemania. Here's my question, does this cheapen his comeback or make it better. I'm leaning towards the former but what do I know. It just seems to me that if he shows up to Wrestlemania as Randy 'Ram' Robinson that it will make his character's story less powerful or maybe I'm making a mountain from a mole hill. I'd be interested in hearing what you think though.

New GIJoe teaser posters

Today we have some "new" GIJoe: The Rise of Cobra teaser posters for you, really more of the same. I'm really disappointed in the marketing so far. Here's hoping that after the super bowl commercial we get a slew of great stuff...but I'm not counting on it.

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I will give it this though, Snake Eyes looks completely bad ass and Sienna Miller as Baroness is a cupful of hotness.

Waltz with Bashir




The human brain is a fascinating thing. Capable of retaining millions of bits of information, but also of blocking out anything too awful to remembered. Kinda like how I've blocked out the first episode of this season's Lost. It just didn't happen and the season must really start this week. It was just too awful to have really existed. The animated documentary Waltz with Bashir deals with Ari Folman, who's experiences during his time serving in the army during the Lebanon War were so horrific that his brain simply shunted them from his memory.

In 1982, Ari met with an old army friend, who recounted a nightmare he's been having for years related to his time during the war. The dream is of 26 rabid, seethings pit bulls racing through a busy street, terrifying the people. They are clearly hunting someone. They eventually stop and gather in front of the man's house, waiting paitently to kill him as he watches from a few floors up. The sequence is quick, visceral, and would cause me to wake up in a cold sweat if presented in this fashion. Ari discovers through this conversation that he has no memory of the same period. Later that night, Ari has a vivid vision of the night of the Sabra and Shatila Massacre. Ari then sets out to find people who served with him, and hopefully piece together the holes in his memory, and maybe discover what his role was during this awful time in history.

Bashir uses an animated technique not quite like rotoscoping, but more like flash animation combined with classic cartoons. The look is unlike any other film I've seen. This is not a happy film, with grim images of war's lethal consequences, particularly the parts dealing with the massacre in which thousands of people were wantonly executed on the city streets. Normally, animation for this type of film serves to keep the viewer sortof at arm's length from the brutal reality of the situation. The style allows the filmmaker to exaggerate some of the key moments, but instead of pushing me away it only served to make me imagine just how the reality must've been. The film gets it's name from a fantastic sequence in which one of Ari's squadmates literally dances in the street avoiding gunfire while simulataneously trying to hit a hidden sniper. I could't help but wonder what that must've looked like to the people watching him.

Waltz with Bashir is a must-see film. It's not perfect. It lags a little bit at times, and some of the conversations last perhaps a minute or two too long. However it's impossible to not get swept up in this man's search to figuratively find himself and his place in his country's history. They wisely decide not to focous on the reasons the war was taking place. To do so would've pushed Ari's story to the background, and it's more than amazing enough to hold up on it's own.

7/10

Underworld: Rise of the Lycans




I was worried about Underworld: Rise of the Lycans. And for good reason. No Kate Beckinsale, except for a brief bookending appearance(which was really just a clip from the first film). No Kevin Grevioux script. He still appears as Raze, the massive black werewolf dude(that's his official title) who by all rights should be able to whoop everyone's ass. And the addition of Rhona Mitra, who while hot to death, is not someone I would center a film around. Fortunately, this one has far more going for it than I expected. Not the least of which is the return of Michael Sheen(The Queen, Frost/Nixon) as Lucian, the first and most formidable werewolf of them all. Also, a slightly more focused plot and an added emphasis on Bill Nighy's Viktor help make this an enjoyable ride.

The plot is simple, which is as it should be for a movie of this sort. Lucian, a willing servant of the vampires, was being used to create more werewolves to serve as slaves and warriors. But unbeknownst to all, he was also in the midst of a forbidden love affair with Viktor's daughter, Sonja. Meanwhile, the vampire stronghold is constantly under attack by wild werewolves from the outside. These wolves are unable to transform and unable to be controlled. When Sonja and Lucian's affair is discovered, he finds out what the price of betraying his own kind all these years truly is, and must fight to ensure the safety of the woman he loves.

Michael Sheen has really come into his own as an actor, and for a second I was surprised to see that he was even in this. I thought that with the successes of Frost/Nixon and The Queen perhaps he had gotten too big for a film like this. The third part of an at best marginal franchise has the potential to derail a career, but Sheen brings it all to the role and really makes Lucian a compelling but flawed character. It's to the story's benefit that they put the focus more on he and Viktor, as it puts most of the acting responsibility in Sheen and Nighy's capable hands. Nighy, for one, chews up every single scene he's in. Nighy is a chameleon, seamlessly able to play a gussied up playboy in Love Actually, to a spineless Nazi in Valkyrie, but in none of his previous films does he take over the way he does here. Viktor is both terrifying in his sudden rage, but also pathetic in that he doesn't realize how much of a captive he really is in his own house. He literally has enemies everywhere he turns, from his family to his slaves to the wolves knocking down his doors. It's clear that Nighy was having a ton of fun with the role, and relished every cheesy line he had a chance to deliver. The same can't be said for Mitra, who looks bored most of the time, and it's not just the blase attitude most vampires exude. Or maybe it's that she can't quite measure up the level of the two men she shares the most screen time with. She's not as charismatic as Sheen or as energetic as Nighy.

I wish a bit more time could've been spent on the origin of Raze, Lucian's right hand man played by Kevin Grevioux, the writer of the first two Underworld movies. Raze is fiercely loyal to Lucian, but his reasons are left pretty much unclear. Ironically, this is Raze's largest role in any of the three movies. I also think they could've spent more time developing this secret relationship with Sonja and Lucian, since it truly is the heart of the entire story. But it gets left aside in favor of an increased emphasis on action, which isn't necessarily a bad thing. Werewolves and vampires duking it out is and always will be very very cool. The final battle is largely satisfying and sets up the next two installments of the series nicely while leaving plenty of questions left unanswered. It's all you can hope for out of an origin story. This is still probably my least favorite of the three films, but I hold the first two in very high regard, and while this is definitely a step down it is still a fun, exciting monster-mash up. Here's hoping Beckinsale comes back for the inevitable fourth installment. As long as the quality stays up to this level, I'll be all for it.

7/10

Monday, January 26, 2009

Marvel Studios Lowballing Continues



This is pretty much an update from the story on Samuel L. Jackson possibly not returning as Nick Fury due to Marvel's pathetic lowball offer. Well now it appears as if they are doing the same thing to Mickey Rourke, who is probably the hottest actor on the planet at this very moment. Rourke has been in talks to possibly play the Crimson Dynamo in the sequel to Iron Man.

Variety has more on the subject right here.

Marvel's blowin' it. And with a TON of superhero movies coming around the corner, they better lock up their corner of the market now.

So, Michael Cera Wants to be on My Sh*T List, eh?




So the story's out that Michael Cera might be the one holding up production of the Arrested Development movie. Apparently, he and series creator Mitch Hurwitz are at a bit of a standstill. Hurwitz won't write a script until everyone signs on, and Cera won't sign on until he sees a script. He's quoted by MTV as saying:

“I’d possibly play [George Michael] again. I’d possibly put the script in my shredder. I may buy a shredder just [for it].”

Dude, seriously? I know that your career is much better now than when you were on the show, but there are enough raving AD fans out there who will make it out life's mission to make sure your future films...ok, who am I kidding. I won't do anything. I won't boycott your movies and you've earned lifetime consideration from me for just Superbad and Nick and Norah's Infinite Playlist. Just do the damn movie, okay? Make ME happy. Don't worry about them other people. Make me happy. I ask for so little. I can only watch Carl Weather's wax poetic about biscuit sopping on DVD so many times.

Friday, January 23, 2009

Mutant Chronicles redband trailer



Is it just me or has the big action sci-fi flick experiencing a rebirth lately? There hasn't been this many good sci-fi films released so close to each other in years. Serenity, Sunshine, Babylon A.D. It's been a good run. Now I've got high hopes for this Mutant Chronicles, which is about a small band of humans led by Thomas Jane and Ron Perlman, sent to destroy a mutant army bent on the world's destruction. The cast, along with Jane and Perlman, is impressive featuring John Malkovich and Devon Aoki. Looks good. I'll be keeping an eye on this one.

Deadpool a major part of Wolverine reshoots?


So it appears that the major reshoots we've been hearing about on XMen Origins: Wolverine have mostly to do with Deadpool, and more specifically his scenes with Wolverine. Now this could be good and bad, I'm all for gearing up a Deadpool spinoff but only if it doesn't detract from the real story of Wolvie and Sabertooth. They may have decided to show how Deadpool becomes disfigured by Wolverine...the reason for his famous mask. Still I can't help but to think that's a better story for Wolvie II. Oh well guess we will just have to hope that they know what they're doing and not sacraficing a good story for a B level spin-off flick.


PS. Am I the only one who thinks a 'Night Stalkers' from Blade: Trinty movie would be fun?

The To Do List: 1/23/09




After the blitzkrieg that was last week, things finally settle down to something a bit more manageable. Last week I managed to catch Notorious, Paul Blart, Defiance, and My Bloody Valentine all in rapid fire succession. This week I hope to kick things off by catching up on the one remaining straggler, Revolutionary Road, so that I can finally what would've happened to Kate and Leo if they both had survived the Titanic. Frankly, if I catch even a whiff of anything Titanic-ian here, I'm leaving. I despise that film with the heat of a thousand white hot suns.

The film I'm most eager to see is Underworld: Rise of the Lycans. Yes, it looks terrible. No, Kate Beckinsale is not starring but she and her tight leather pants do make a cameo. What worries me most is that the original screenwriter, Kevin Grevioux(who also plays Raze in all three films) isn't writing this one. That bothers me. I like Kevin's writing, not only for these films but also his comics work(he currently writes Marvel's New Warriors series). This leads me to believe the third film will be dumbed down somewhat with more focus on simple action rather than any type of plot. Sure, it's vampires and werewolves fighting, and that's awesome. But it could still suck if done half assed.

The chances of me sitting through all 5 hours of Che this weekend? 0%. The chances of me ever sitting through all 5 hours of Che? 0%. Which is a shame because I love Benicio Del Toro as an actor, but I'll never...and THE ROCK MEANS NEVER be able to convince anyone to sit through it with me, and I can't make it through a movie that long all by myself. I need a sounding board in case it sucks ass.

Waltz with Bashir, the highly acclaimed animated war flick has finally hit E Street Cinema and Shirlington Cinema, and it's probably next up on the list of movies I desperately want to check out. Last Chance Harvey, which the more I see of it looks like one long meet cute for the middle aged set, I kinda wanna see but am afraid I'll leave the theater looking a bit more grey than when I went in.

On a side note: Props to AMC Hoffman for FINALLY putting The Wrestler on it's docket this week, late as usual. It's only the best, most critically acclaimed film of the year. No props to go Kingstowne Theater ten seconds away from my house, who apparently don't feel it's worth showing. They're also showing no love for Defiance, which makes no sense to me. But Inkheart? They got all the time in the world for mess.

Trav's Take: Benjamin Button earns 13 Undeserved Oscar Nominations!




Ok, maybe that might be overstating things. Surely, David Fincher's beautiful film deserves some recognition. I even liked it, uneven, poorly characterized, and overly long that it was. I just don't feel it is an elite film. It just has too many problems, not the least of which is a mostly flat performancy by it's star. The Academy loves movies like this, though. It feels much bigger and far more important than I think it actually was, and sometimes that is enough.

Even though we go over this in some detail on the podcast this week, I'll do a quick run-down of the important categories and give my take on 'em briefly.

Best Motion Picture of the Year

I believe this is a two-horse race between Benjamin Button and Slumdog Millionaire. Popular opinion seems to be that Button has the edge, but I disagree, and I'm not just saying that because I thought Slumdog was a million times better and more original than Button, but because Slumdog has the most momentum right now. It's the film on everybody's lips, the movie that everybody is recommending, and for good reason.

Best Performance by an Actor in a Leading Role

This one also boils down to two real contenders: Sean Penn for his stirring portrayal in Milk, and Mickey Rourke for The Wrestler. I think this is another instance where momentum carries the day. Mickey Rourke is the Comeback Kid. This was a role that only he could do. Nobody else. Both actors are so good in their roles that it's hard to tell where they end and the acting truly begins, they so thoroughly embody the people they are playing. But when it boils down to it, Rourke's performance is one for the history books. It'll be talked about twenty years from now it's so good.

Best Performance by an Actress in a Leading Role

I hate to say it, but Streep is gonna take this one. She doesn't deserve it this year, because her part in Doubt is so one-note that I don't imagine it was much of a stretch for her. Jolie was good in an uninspiring movie. Melissa Leo, whom I love, won't win because nobody other than her has seen Frozen River(it won't come out here for some reason). Winslet was good, but I thought it was more of a supporting role than a lead. The one who deserves to win is Anne Hathaway, who had by far the most complicated and showy role in a film with a lot of buzz right now. Her problem might be that some will see it as a fluke, because let's face it, her resume ain't so great. It doesn't help that she did Bride Wars immediately following(Told you it was her Norbit flick!!).

Best Performance by an Actor in a Supporting Role

This one's a no-brainer. This is Ledger's all the way. He's the only one on that list, other than maybe Downey, who's scenes you wait for because the film just doesn't feel the same without them. No disrespect to Brolin or P.S. Hoffman, who were both great in their respective roles(I didn't see Revolutionary Road yet), but they didn't measure up to Ledger's Joker.

Best Performance by an Actress in a Supporting Role

It's looking like Viola Davis is going to take this one, and she certainly deserves it. Her ONE scene in Doubt is the crux of that entire film. Without it, the whole movie falls apart, and stands toe-to-toe with Streep and more than measures up. Amy Adams shouldn't even be nominated here. She was soft and uninteresting and really had very little to do in her role. Taraji P. Henson was good, but I didn't think she really added all that much to a film that could've gotten along quite fine without her. My love for Marisa Tomei and particularly her role in The Wrestler has been made clear before, and if she won I'd be ecstatic. But she didn't have the best performance of the year. That honor goes to Penelope Cruz, who figuratively and literally set Woody Allen's Vicky Christina Barcelona on her fire with the most exciting role she's ever had. Hers is another instance where the film is less off when she's not there. I don't think she stands a chance of winning this year, but if it were up to me it'd be a slam dunk.

Best Achievement in Directing

You guys know I want Danny Boyle to win. And he should win. Slumdog Millionaire is by far the best of all the nominated films. I'm disappointed that Darren Aronofsky wasn't nominated. However this one is going to go to David Fincher. For all the problems I have with Benjamin Button, it is a beautiful film. It's grand, feels like an epic, and it's truly a departure for Fincher. He excels in making these movies that so perfectly capture a certain mood. If he wins it will absolutely be deserved.

Those are my takes on the biggest categories for this Oscar season. For the rest of my and John's opinions, be sure to check out the Punch Drunk Podcast episode #13, which just so happens to have been released today. Hey how 'bout that?

The Punch Drunk Podcast: Episode #13



No, there are no holes in your memory. And yes, we do know that normally 12 comes before 13. Basically we effed up episode 12, due in no small to my constantly malfunctioning computer. So we just skipped ahead an episode. Movin' on. As for the contest that was supposed to have begun with episode 12, it can now be found in THIS episode. So keep your ears open! This week on the show...

-John and Trav condense all of Episode 12 down to about 2 minutes, marking the first time a review has lasted less than 30 minutes on the show. Episode 12 featured reviews of Bride Wars, Valkyrie, and The Unborn.

-John and Trav both discuss the bloody good time they both had with My Bloody Valentine....3-D!!! Plus, can Notorious live up to the "larger than life" image of it's subject?

-Another slow week for DVDs, but finally the guys can relax because Max Payne has now hit store shelves! Thank God!!!

-More news on the Watchmen trial; and why is Marvel Studios trying to lowball Samuel L. Jackson? Are they trying to fail?

--The Oscar nominations have finally been released! Find out who the Dynamic Duo think will win, and who SHOULD win!

Remember to listen out for the super secret movie sound byte! The first person to email us at punchdrunkcritics@yahoo.com wins!!!

We hope you'll join us for another fun hour! You can find the Punch Drunk Podcast on Itunes or any other podcast directory, or you can subscribe clicking right.....here.

Thursday, January 22, 2009

Defiance, Paul Blart: Mall Cop, My Bloody Valentine 3-D




Defiance

Movies involving the persecution of Jews during the reign of Hitler are a dime a dozen. However, I'm liking the recent trend of these films to focus less on the actual massacre, choosing instead to highlight smaller peripheral stories spun out of that tragedy. Defiance continues this trend, casting Daniel Craig as Tuvia Bielski, eldest of four Bielski brothers. Liev Schreiber plays his hot headed brother, Zus. Jamie Bell is Asael, and George McKay plays the largely ignored fourth brother, Aron. As the German swept through Belarussia, their parents are killed by the local police force under orders from the German army. The Bielskis, who have a reputation for being somewhat shady and violent themselves, decide to seek vengeance. One brutal moment of cold blooded murder later, and the Bielskis find themselves on the run in the dense forests. There they encounter other Jews, and Tuvia takes on the role of reluctant leader to an ever growing community.

Sickness, harsh winters, constant food shortages, and the constant threat of attack keep things interesting, but honestly it's the strength of Daniel Craig and the fiery performance of Schreiber that carries this film. Truth be told, not a lot happens here. As the camp grows larger, internal conflicts, specifically between the competitive elder Bielskis, threatens to destroy what they all have built. But also harsh divisions are drawn between the people who fight and those who don't. The whole thing degenerates into what can best be described as a version of Lord of the Flies, where the strongest begin to take advantage of the weak.

This won't be a film that appeals to those looking for a ton of action. There is only one real act of violence and other than one sobering image of the cost of being Jewish during the time, the focus remains squarely on the building of this community and the trials and tribulations within. Craig and Schreiber are excellent, as always, but some of the supporting performances are lackluster. Ed Zwick, who wrote one of my favorite films The Last Samurai, tosses in a love story seemingly out of nowhere almost as if he felt obligated. He didn't need to. The strength of the story and the two lead performances was more than enough to carry it.

7/10

Paul Blart: Mall Cop

I knew from the start that this would be a one-note flick with a razor thin gimmick, and it turned out I was right. What struck me even more is that apparently the writer knew it too. The idea that this fat, wimpy, almost feminine mall security guard could fend off a squad of hardened criminals from robbing the joint seemed like a good idea for a half hour sitcom, not a feature length film. In truth, the mall takeover is only about half the film. The rest of the time we are treated to Blart and his attempt to woo a hot saleslady. We also get glimpses of his somewhat pathetic life as a single dad, where he makes videos of himself doing tricks on his Segway. In fact it's a wonder that Blart has a kid at all, even from a woman who only married him to get a green card. Surely there were better options than this wuss?

Kevin James is a funny guy most of the time, but he's another in a growing list of comedians who are best in measured doses. He's at his best when clearly going against type, attempting to play the tough guy when he's really just a mountain of marshmallow. Or when he's drunk off his arse. He makes a great drunken frat guy. But his cuddlier than thou routine just didn't work for me, and ultimately I found myself wanting this dude put out to pasture, which ain't good considering this a softie of a comedy. A nice turn by Bobby Canavale as the jerkoff commander of the SWAT team surrounding the mall almost saved this flick, but then they ruined him with a lame plot twist attempt. Ultimately, Mall Cop is a lot like it's hero: lame but really pretty harmless.

5/10

My Bloody Valentine....3-D!!!

At some point, you'd think people would stay away from small mining towns in horror flicks. Or small fishing towns. Whatever. Especially if they have a name that sounds either extremely peaceful or pretty friggin' scary. Go for something in-between. Springfield would be a nice, happy medium. When a small mining town becomes terrorized by a vicious murderer sporting a mining uniform, memories of the similarly dressed killer from a decade previous come to mind. The problem: the previous murderer has been presumed dead for years. So who is behind the mask now? Is it the son of previous killer? Or is it a copycat? Or is it the man himself, back from the dead?

Apparently it's up to my fellow Punch Drunk Critic John Nolan's #1 Man Crush Jensen Ackles to figure out who's wielding the pick ax. I can see why John likes him as an actor. He does posess a certain charisma that's good for a relatively low-level flick like this. Certainly Kerr Smith, who never fails to stink up anything he's in, can't be expected to shoulder the burden. I'll never forgive how he ruined a potentially good Cruel Intentions 3 with his one facial expression and wooden delivery.

What I enjoyed most about this had nothing to do with the 3-d element. In fact, it added very little real value to the film for me with only a couple of exceptions. A few splatters of blood or in one case a whole jawbone fly in your general direction, but otherwise it was like reading a pop-up book. But they do a reasonably good job building up the suspense to the big reveal. A few decently placed red herrings are left to confuse, and for the most part they all work. It features a large, entertaining cast that I was genuinely happy to see ripped apart. This is the type of horror/slasher flick I can get behind. Bloody, gorey, goodness, that doesn't try to be anything more than what it is. A helluva lot of fun. My only real complaint? The last third of the film is a bit weak as they struggle to try to maintain the killer's identity with so few credible candidates remaining. But who cares? I don't think any of us showed up to figure out some grand mystery. We just wanna see people get their wigs split.

7/10

Wednesday, January 21, 2009

Cool Wolverine cast shot Straight from Horse's Mouth



Hugh Jackman, whom I will be talking about in the podcast this week, is one helluva dude. Concerned with the fan reaction to the news that they are currently reshooting a ton of scenes for his upcoming Wolverine origin film, he was nice enough to write in to Ain't It Cool News and set the record straight. Apparently the reshoots are NOT due to screw ups, but due to previous scheduling and weather conflicts. Yay. Wolvie was also nice enough to include one cool ass cast shot, featuring all the characters anyone gives a damn about...and Silver Fox.

Tuesday, January 20, 2009

Paul Blart pulls in 39 million!?!?!?


In an event defying all logic and previous thought Paul Blart: Mall Cop made a ridiculous 39 million this weekeend against Notorious and My Bloddy Valentine 3D which both pulled in a not bad 24 mil, and what I'm hearing is the best movie on the list, Defiance opened to only 11 mil. I'm baffled by this, there was little build up and less than expansive advertising for this and not that I dont like the guy but I dont think of Kevin James as some huge box office leading man. I'm not a box office analyst, and now I know I can never be because I never would have seen this coming. What are your thoughts?

Friday, January 16, 2009

The To-Do List: 1/16/09




It's not supposed to be busy in January. But thanks to a perfect storm of events, I'll have possibly five days off to see as many movies as I can. The weekend, plus my employment by the federal government, plus the fact that I work in DC during the busiest few days in history means I might not be in to work until Thursday. It also helps that I can do my job from my Blackberry™. Still I don't expect such a flood of movies to hit all at once like this. Not movies I really wanna see, anyway. Unfortunately, E Street Cinema will be basically closed for two days during the inauguration so that venue is off the table.

This week brings us the Biggie Smalls biopic, Notorious, starring some fat guy and Derek Luke. I actually saw this last night(read my review right here) and it's worth checking out. Atleast you will be lucky enough to not have to go to a WPGC sponsored screening like I did, and basically have the entire film talked over by thuggish idiots . But then again, you probably will have to deal with bammas talking, and pay for it.

WHO'S COMING WITH ME TO SEE MY BLOODY VALENTINE???! I'm taking all comers! Can't wait to see this, it looks so damn terrible I know I'm gonna love it!

Defiance is the film I'm anticipating most, starring Daniel Craig, as one of the Bielski Partisans who helped fight the Nazis and protect Jewish citizens during WWII. The Oscar buzz that once surrounded this film seems to have died out, thanks to some shoddy marketing and a pushed back release date. Looks good, though. Ed Zwick rarely puts out a horrible script. Well, except for those episodes of 1/4Life he crapped out for television last year.

Somebody out there still finds Kevin James funny. Unfortunately I'm not one of them after the horrendous Chuck and Larry. I expect Paul Blart: Mall Cop to be a one-note idea best suited to a three minute skit on SNL stretched deli thin over the course of 90 minutes.

As usual there is a holdover from last week, and that one is Revolutionary Road, which has decided to make life easier for me by expanding to theaters I can actually get to without venturing into the Nation's Capital. I might tackle this one first.

On a side note: technical issues have pushed back the release of episode #12 of the Punch Drunk Podcast. Hopefully it will be up by Sunday night, and we will probably record episode 13 on Monday night or something. So listen out and don't forget that we have our contest in Episode 12. Help keep my DVD shelf uncluttered!

Expect lots o' reviews next week. Have a good weekend!

Notorious




Before I even begin to address this film, I got to say something about the screening itself. If I had known that it was going to be sponsored by WPGC, one of the greater facilitators to the death of hip-hop music in the DC area I probably never would have gone. The event was ignorant from jumpstreet, with some fat lousy "comedian" hypeman tryin' to rile up the audience, with his phoney attempts to sound legit and expressions of admiration for the B.I.G. Whatever, man, start the damn film. He did his job, which was to cause the already talkative audience to feel free to chat openly throughout the flick, making keen "observations" about mundane things we all already know, "Craig Mack is ugly". No shit. Or even worse, the lady behind me and her staunch defense of everything 2-Pac who stood boldly by her claim that 2-Pac was never charged with sexual abuse of any kind. Yeah, and that wasn't 2-Pac I saw grinnin' from ear to ear dancin' like Stunt Diggitydog during Digital Underground's "Same Song" video. Thug life, my arse.

Notorious has been a hot topic of discussion from the moment the trailer hit theaters. B.I.G. was a controversial figure, polarizing people from both sides of the coast to all around the world. Here on the east coast, he was generally loved and revered as one of the greatest of all-time. The west more often than not felt differently. For me, being a "student" of the hip-hop game so to speak, I never found Biggie the lyricist to be anything all that special. I used to say he sounded like he had a cheeseburger stuck in his throat. For me, what stood out most about him was his production team, who were without doubt game-changers. But also, the way in which he was marketed affected hip hop for the forseeable future. What can't be denied is that B.I.G. was a larger than life figure(no pun intended, seriously), and the biggest insult I can lay against this film is that it just feels too small. It doesnt' feel important enough to give the subject the grandiosity that they obviously feel he deserves.

First timer Jamal Woolard plays Biggie from teenage to adulthood. Biggie grew up on the streets of Brooklyn, raised by his mother, Voletta Wallace. The first part of the film sets up his relatively affluent upbringing, as his mother attempts to keep her son educated amidst an increasingly corrupt and violent neighborhood. But Biggie has higher aspirations. He wants the money he sees being passed around like candy amongst his peers, and eventually his life turns to crime. On the streets he learns his sense of loyalty, but also gets a feel of what that life ultimately leads to. The film bends itself over backwards to justify his every action during this period, a trend that will continue for the duration. His skills as a rapper are demonstrated in brief snippets on street corners, but never really given the attention they deserve considering that is what the film is about, but whatever. In fact, when he is first introduced to Sean "Puffy" Combs, it's never really made clear why they think he deserves a record deal. They could've done a better job getting it across just how special his skills were compared to anybody else on the street tryin' to rap.

I was initially concerned about how Combs would be portrayed, being such a controversial figure and all. Puffy in real life is as much a polarizing figure as Biggie was. Some see him as a master genius, crafting a flamboyant persona that fit the mold of his operation to a tee. Others see him as a buffoonish shark, who stumbled into everything he's got and has clung to the shirttails of his far more talented roster for sustenance. Derek Luke plays him pretty much straight down the middle, EXCEPT there is a hint that the director sees Puffy as a bit of a clown. See if you can count the number of times Puffy is actually standing still to the number of times he's seen doing that oafish Puffy dance(you know how it goes) even when it's not called for. It makes Puffy seem like a bit of a court jester.

One of the prevailing themes is his treatment of the women in his life. He had a child with his first girlfriend, Jan, and in an effort to "be a man" the film excuses his behavior as "doing what needed to be done". He quickly ditched her in favor of Lil Kim, played to a tee by Naturi Naughton. She perfectly captures Kim in her early years, combining stark sexuality with a hint of schoolgirl charm. When she raps, she spits venom and it's easy to see why B.I.G. became so infatuated with her. Ofcourse he treats her the way he ultimately treats all of his women, including his wife Faith Evans. Their relationship, much like in real life, comes out of nowhere and never really seems based on anything of real substance. It's short-lived, unexplored, and uninteresting until the inevitable blowup occurs.

There seemed to be a concerted effort to ditch any reflection on how Biggie enjoyed his time at the top. It's basically rise and jump immediately to the fall. Most of that is centered around the most controversial aspect of his life, which was his relationship with 2Pac Shakur. In the film, 2Pac was Biggie's idol. A guy from the streets who had made it big in rap and movies. 2Pac was a wild card, eager to maintain his street cred by hanging out with thugs and criminals. Anthony Mackie plays the slain rapper as best he can, but he doesn't really look the part nor does he have the necessary charisma for the role. 2Pac would eventually become bitter enemies over, as the film suggests, a case of paranoia after 2pac was brutally robbed at gunpoint while Biggie and friends were in the same building. The movie, as usual, glosses over this and paints Biggie being totally clueless. The rivalry blows up into a full blown war of vicious threats and personal attacks, escalating into the much talked about East Coast vs. West Coat war which ultimately led to the doom of both rappers.

Despite my initial misgivings, I actually ended up enjoying a good majority of the film. There are some genuinely good performances within, particularly by Angela Bassett playing Biggie's mother, Voletta. Bassett excels at just this type of role, giving strong, tragic women the respect they deserve on screen. It's just a shame that her character is largely abandoned halfway through. I already mentioned Naughton's Lil Kim as a highpoint. On the flipside, Jamal Woolard is hit or miss in his portrayal of Biggie. He certainly looks the part, but he can't seem to keep track of his speech pattern. Often times he would stumble in and out of his accent mid-sentence. He would sound like he was from Brooklyn one minute, then anywhere else the next. It was painfully obvious that this was his first real role, as he never could capture any emotion other than extreme anger or extreme happiness, and for such a conflicted figure as this that just wasn't going to be enough. On the other hand, he was brilliant during the musical sequences, particularly capturing the energy and stage presence that Biggie had in spades. In fact, all of the musical sequences were well done. If nothing else this film will have the best soundtrack of the year.

In the beginning I mentioned that the movie doesn't feel big enough for a figure as large as the Notorious B.I.G., and that's true. It's not a technical issue or a casting issue. It's a script issue. A directing issue. Whether you liked him or not, Biggie Smalls was a man who inspired thousands of people to come out and celebrate his life when it was cut so tragically short. He was a man who changed the course of an entire industry. But none of that is adequately presented in the film itself, and it makes the last few minutes, featuring shots of hundreds of people following Biggie's funeral procession pointless. If perhaps they had spent more time showing why he was such a loved figure, it would've made more sense. Still, I hope people will see it and decide for themselves. I have a feeling that, much like the man himself, this will be a polarizing film that some will love and others will outright loathe. In a weird way I I guess that makes sense.

Watchmen Court Battle Finally Settled! Who Cares?!



Maybe I'm the only one, but I never really gave a damn about all the legal huzzah surrounding the release of the Watchmen movie. It was obvious to me and pretty much everybody else that the film would release as planned, and that all Fox was really looking for was their cut. And they got it in spades. They finally settled the dispute, and Fox supposedly will get roughly 8% of the take including a piece of any sequels or spinoffs. They also get their court costs paid for and about $1 million in development costs from when they had the rights.

I'm sticking to my original assessment that Watchmen will peter out at somewhere around $150 million. To comic book geeks like myself who pray at the alter of Alan Moore on a regular basis, this is THE must-see movie of my generation. But to everybody else? They're probably wondering where Hancock is. And if this film isn't the blockbuster runaway hit WB thinks it will be, then they just handed away a ton of money for nothin'.

Thursday, January 15, 2009

Punch Drunk Critics' First Contest Begins this Week



So I've been trying to think of a way to unload some of my DVDs from my mountainous collection. Normally I sell them to Amazon for a small fee, but I thought about it for awhile and decided "Why not give them to our loyal podcast listeners"? Every month or so I do a purge of my collection, getting rid of the movies I no longer want in my collection. It helps me save space and keep my collection reflective of the films I truly like(Yes, that's important to me for some reason). So with that in mind, John and I came up with an idea for a contest. It won't be our only contest, but this is the first.

During Episode #12 of the Punch Drunk Podcast, we will play a random clip from the specific movie. You can't miss it. I know I might look and sound just like a movie star, but this clearly won't be me and it clearly won't be John. If you can identify the clip, email us at punchdrunkcritics@yahoo.com with the correct answer. The first to do so will win that DVD and an autographed headshot from one Mr. John Nolan. Ok, no headshot. It's really that simple. Think of it as our way of thanking you for listening to the show, and also your way of helping me keep my DVD collection nice 'n tidy.

So stay on the lookout for Episode #12 this week. Good luck!

Wednesday, January 14, 2009

Samuel L. Jackson NOT to Return as Nick Fury?




This would be a disaster. According to Hero Complex, negotiations between Marvel Studios and ol' Lazarus himself to reprise his role as the eye-patched superspy Nick Fury have broken down. Bristling at the question posed to him, SLJ responded:

"There was a huge kind of negotiation that broke down. I don't know. Maybe I won't be Nick Fury. Maybe somebody else will be Nick Fury or maybe Nick Fury won't be in it. There seems to be an economic crisis in the Marvel Comics world so [they're saying to me], 'We're not making that deal.'"

Marvel better get their shit straight. Marvel Studios is a relatively young company at this point, with only two official films under their belt. They have created a furvor amongst their fanbase and whether they like it or not, Jackson is a big part of the reason why. It would be in their best interest to stop the low balling tactics and give the man what he wants. You can not do the same to him that you did to Terence Howard and expect to come away unscathed. Get it together!

Fighting



So it's a morning of bad movie titles. Seriously. Fighting? That's the best they could come up with? How about Acting? Staring? Farming? Or if we go by Channing Tatum's usual output, Sucking.

John and I mentioned this film briefly during our last broadcast(not up yet, be patient!). Fighting is the story of a hard luck kid barely making ends meet on the streets of New York. When he meets up with a scam artist who sees that he has a natural gift for fighting, they partner up and venture into the world of illegal bare-knuckle brawling circuit. Channing Tatum, Terence Howard, Luis Guzman, and Brian J. White round out a pretty good cast. It looks like it has some potential, but I can't escape the "Step Up"-type love story I can already see at the heart of this thing. Still, it's now on my radar as a movie to look out for.

Fancy a Donkey Punch?



Ok, Donkey Punch is a horrible title for a film unless it's about Eeyore's favorite drink, but I kinda like the look of this trailer. The film involves a party aboard a yacht that goes terribly wrong when one of them dies in a freak accident. What follows is a brutal fight for survival as they battle over what they must do to save their own skins.

I'm hoping it doesn't turn into an all-out murderfest. I'd prefer something more psychological, but judging by the trailer and the cast I don't think I'm gonna get that. Still, it looks interesting.

Tuesday, January 13, 2009

McG Previews Terminator Salvation!



Ok, I read about half this story then had to finally quit. BE WARNED!!! THERE ARE SOME SERIOUS SPOILERS WITHIN!!! Thanks to the people at Newsarama for this story, spoilerific though it may be. McG previewed a ton of footage of his upcoming Terminator Salvation flick, the fourth in the Terminator franchise. He also let loose with a ton of plot details, and was surprisingly coy about a certain 'roided up Governor of California.

For those not worried about spoilers, click here.

Monday, January 12, 2009

Sin City 2 Script Completed



Jaime King, who is building a career off Frank Miller movies it seems, revealed to Mania.com that the legendary comic creator has actually finished the script to the long awaited sequel. She says:

"I was with him the other night," she said. "He just finished it. Sometimes studios are awesome because they have a great vision for something, but then they want to do weird things with the second one. Robert [Rodriguez] didn't want to go down that route ... none of the filmmakers or the actors were willing to sacrifice doing it any other way other than what we wanted to do it. I'm hoping we'll do it sometime this year. But you know how movies are."

This is good news. The original Sin City series, while not perfect, was a ton of fun and I'm anxiously awaiting the sequel. I'm not sure which of the books this one will cover, but if it's anything like the first it'll be a mish-mash, which is just fine with me. The only thing that worries me is that the big league disaster that The Spirit turned out to be will keep people away from this. I hope not. Frank Miller might have attempted to recapture the feel of Sin City in his stilted Spirit effort, but he failed miserably. There is a world of difference between the two films, visual similarities aside.

The Queue: Man on Wire




It's notoriously hard to get me hooked on documentaries lately. A few years ago I loved them, then they all sort of fell into similar patterns and became boring. I got tired of the rote nature of most of them, and sorta pulled myself away from watching them. It didn't help that I spent some time as a documentary screener for SilverDocs film festival, and burned myself out watching around fifty documentaries in about a month's time. The last couple of years have seen a resurgence in the genre for me, thanks mostly to a deluge of amazing docs like No End in Sight, Sicko, and Taxi to the Dark Side. 2008 has been another great year for documentaries, but without doubt Man on Wire was the best of the bunch.

The film chronicles Philippe Petit and his attempt to highwire walk across the World Trade Center towers back in 1974. The film chronicles Petit's earlier walks, including his famous walk across the Notre Dame de Paris. Petit was a renowned street performer, juggler, unicyclist, but his passion was wire walking. He became inspired to walk across the Twin Towers after reading an article depicting the as yet unbuilt buildings. He from then on had a single minded focus to conquer the structures, and the lives of those around him became engulfed in his plans.

What makes this film so unique is that it's structured like a heist movie. The players are introduced like something out of a lineup. All the many people who would help craft Petit's plan to sneak into the WTC and complete the elaborate setup. Some of the members of Petit's crew were of a questionable nature, but that was exactly the type of people he would need to complete such a monumental task. Being someone who had never heard anything about this before, it was hard for me to believe that a plan as intricate as this could be pulled off in NYC of all places. It's sortof a throwback to a simpler, somewhat happier time. If Petit tried something like this now, he'd probably be in GITMO with clamps on his testes.

Using archival footage and some of the most stirring images I have ever seen(including one of a plane flying overhead as Petit walked the wire), Man on Wire is a beautiful film to behold. It's impossible to escape the spectre of 9-11 as one watches this stirring love letter to the "greatest city in the world", but 9-11 is never once mentioned much to the film's benefit. To bring it up would have tarnished what was already a monumental achievement, but also would have tarnished what was a remarkably uplifting film. It's hard not to root for the flamboyant Petit, as he dances across the wire 1300 feet in the air, smiling and provoking the cops as they wait to arrest him. I haven't had fun like this at a documentary since...well, ever.

I know docs aren't everyone's cup of tea, but I can't recommend a film more than this. It won't feel like any doc you've ever seen, and I guarantee you'll be more engrossed in the heist feel of it more than you would be watching The Bank Job or any other such film.

8/10

Next up: Havoc 2: Normal Adoolescent Behavior

Bride Wars




It's been a rough couple of days at the movie for your loyal Punch Drunk Critic. It started off with a thoroughly irritating screening of The Unborn on Thursday, followed up by a painful(but mercifully brief) experience on Saturday. On that day I had the displeasure of sitting through Bride Wars: a shallow, vapid, film full of shallow, vapid characters with no redeeming qualities whatsoever. Anne Hathaway and the always-trying-my-patience Kate Hudson play Emma and Liv. The two have been best friends since childhood, and apparently they are friends only because they both share a love of weddings. They've been planning their own weddings(not to each other, although that would be interesting) for years and will accept nothing less than the very best. So when the two find themselves engaged at pretty much the same time(because that's how life works), they both decide to do it up in style the way they always dreamed of, and that means June weddings at the Plaza Motel. Unfortunately, a mistake causes both weddings to be scheduled on the same day and supposedly one must drop out to make room for the other. This causes a war between the two brides-to-be to see who can outdo the other or something.

What follows is 87 minutes of pure unadulterated torture, as Liv and Emma sabotage eachother's wedding's mercilessly. The two women are polar opposites. Liv, a cold and ferocious lawyer, pulls no punches with the people she's in competition with, exposing the meeker Emma as a closet tramp with a wild side she doesn't want her nice but boring boyfriend to know about. Emma does her part as well, torturing the formerly fluffy Liv into dealing with her own insecurities about her appearance. It's stuff that's not easily reconciled, but ofcourse in a film like this logic is thrown totally out the window in favor of an easy, simple, happy ending. And apparently "happy" for this film means having one character throw away love because her husband isn't as cool as she'd like him to be, so she tosses him aside for a sleeker version with about five minutes of screentime. Awesome moral values, there!

I'm sure there are women out there who think I'm missing the point. That this is really a film about friendship and sisterhood and blah blah blah, and I'm sure that might've been what they were shooting for. But it's not what they gave us. Movies like this make women look far worse than our guy flicks do. The main characters here are just as dopey and brainless as any conquest from any 80's sex film. It I could, I'd make both these twits take the walk of shame.

But, if you are a brave soul or perhaps a person prone to self brutalization and feel you absolutely must see this movie, you won't be TOTALLY left out in the cold. There is a scene, a great scene really, where Anne Hathaway dances like a stripper for a solid 2-3 minutes. It's wonderful, and sad at the same time, that the rest of the movie couldn't have just been this looped together for 90 minutes. As it stands, this is Hathaways's Norbit flick. The drop dead awful film that follows a glorious Oscar worthy performance.

Kate Hudson dances too. Nothing to see there, folks. Move along.

3/10

The Unborn




What the hell was Gary Oldman doing in this? That was the only thought keeping me awake during this plodding snooze fest of a horror flick. Surely this isn't the same man who played Stansfield in Leon the Professional? This must be his less talented twin, Barry Oldman, playing this stock rabbi character tasked with exorcising the demon. Maybe Gary was possessed of a dybbuk himself. That is the only explanation I can come up with, other than that the mortgage was due.

Because surely he didn't take a gander at the script and decide this was just too good to pass up. The idea by itself has merit and some unique qualities to it, unfortunately it abandons every one of those qualities in favor of cliches. It stars Cloverfield's Odettye Yustman as Casey, who has been plagued with visions of boy-faced dogs and that trusty horror nugget, the creepy four year old boy with the icy stare. After Casey's neighbor clocks her upside the head with a mirror(probably for accepting this part), her eyes begin to change color, a sure sign that she used to be a twin! Her father pops up for a second to confirm that bit of info, then hightails it for the remainder of the film. She figures out that the spirit of her unborn sibling is possessed by a dybbuk, a Jewish spirit, is attempting to reenter the world. Why? I have no clue. I can assume it's not because he misses playing with his dreidle. There really is no answer given, nor did I care to find out.

People of various types drop in to get killed, of course. Meagan Goode, once again proving that she can ALWAYS be the worst actress on any set regardless of the shallow talent pool around her, plays Casey's superstitious best friend. The blond guy from Never Back Down is here, too as the stock boyfriend guy. I liked Never Back Down. He should've stayed there. Carla Gugino and even Idris Elba pop in for what felt like the oddest gathering of name actors phoning in work. It was like a damn telethon or something. There was a row of four African-American ladies in front of me, who cooed loudly when Idris made his first appearance in this movie. Then a second later one of them said, "What's he doing here"? They never cooed again, and not just because his character was uncomfortably lame, but because....well, okay, because he was uncomfortably lame.

The biggest offense this film commits is that of wasting my precious time. So much time is spent building up the back story of this Jewish demon, establishing it's parameters and it's mythology, that very little happens. Casey goes to the penitentiary to either grieve or investigate. Casey goes to the nursing home. We spend the entire movie following her around from place to place. By the time she actually gets around to doing anything about her situation, the film's over and I'm bored to tears trying to figure out the "dollars per minute" Oldman earned for this turd.

And then, they have the nerve to toss in a lame "twist" at the end. Were we supposed to ooooh and ahhhh at this discovery? Was I supposed to care about what this news entailed for poor Casey? I only care if they were trying to set us up for the idea of a sequel, the thought of which is about as appealing as bloodworms gnawing on my genitals. No thank you. I can only assume that the script, shat out by David Goyer, was one he had been holding on to for about twenty years and has since been used to prop up an uneven table leg in his office. The man is box office gold right now, with the Blade films and the Dark Knight ofcourse, and he could probably sell ground up fecal matter to a studio if he wanted to. In fact, he did want to, and he has done it. Good for him.

3/10

Saturday, January 10, 2009

Why George Lucas is an A Hole


Really Lucas...really? You had to name him Porkins!? I mean seriously this is a valiant member of the Rogue Squadron and you have to belittle him with a cheap pun of a name. Was Jones taken?

Sorry just caught a bit of episode IV on SPIKE and realized this was something I wanted to bring up for a while. That is all...until next time

Friday, January 9, 2009

Lemony Snicket?....is that you?


Nope not Lemony, but close. Here's a leaked pic of the new Disney A Christmas Carol with Jim Carrey as Ebenezar Scrooge. It's all motion capture like Beowulf or to a lesser extent The Polar Express and really it doesn't look like ole rubberface at all, and when did Carrey become the holiday movie guy? In any event this looks pretty cool and it will be 3D so that's a plus.


Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen poster and Super Bowl Trailers!!!!!


Here's the new teaser poster for the Transformers 2. Also with this poster we get the news that the trailer will be debuting during the Super Bowl! Every year the Super Bowl brings us trailers for the biggest trailers of the year and this year does not dissapoint. Look for trailers for Monsters Vs. Aliens, Angels and Demons, GIJoe: The Rise of Cobra, Land of the Lost, Fast and Furious, and Pixar's UP. Whew.....that's alot of trailers and a whole new reason to love the Super Bowl

The To-Do List 1/09/09



One definite column to write every week and I can't bring myself to do it on time. That's just pathetic. Friday is probably a better day to do it anyway, considering this is the day most movies release. Besides, I spend my Thursdays thinking of all the ways TNA will screw up their Impact broadcast later on in the evening. Yes, I obsess over wrestling like that. It's a family curse.

It's been a slow week compared to the jam packed nature of the previous. I managed to catch up with The Reader, so that's one I can check off my list. Other than the screening of The Unborn which I caught last night, that's all I saw in the last week. The Unborn even had one really good thing come out of it, and that's that it solidified my reasons for loathing The Junkies, or atleast that guy who does their movie reviews. Follow my Twitter(PUNCHYCRITIC) from last night to see why I hate him even more now. Since all my friends stiffed me on this screening I little choice but to tweet our loyal Punch Drunk Followers.

The January doldrums are here, and this week is a prime example of why this month sux for film geeks. What are my options? The Unborn has been seen. Not Easily Broken? The hell is that? Oh, it's a T.D. Jakes flick. Which means I can run down the plot without having to read anything about it. Oh, Morris Chestnutt's in it? Let's see, I'm betting he's a guy with responsibilities but since he's a black guy(and we're all the same in our own films) he's probably got self confidence issues or he's arrogant or something. He's probably having marital issues. He no doubt has a group of friends who encourage his behavior(one for the worse, one for the better). No thanks. I'll politely pass on this and every Tyler Perry/TD Jakes film from here to the end of time. Seen one and you've seen 'em all. If anybody sees this, write me(punchdrunkcritics@yahoo.com) and let me know when the perfunctory "dinner table" scene is.

That leaves Bride Wars. Really? That's it for me? That's what I got? Maybe, as a way of playing the good boyfriend, I'll take my lady out to see this. Atleast it'll have plenty for me to look at...ahem...Anne Hathaway....

Could you guys do me a favor? Anyone who's seen Yes Man, could you tell me just how bad it is? Weeks this slow mean I'll be playing catch up on some oldies. Is it offensively awful? So bad that I'll be pissed to waste my free passes? Is the music in Revolutionary Road really as annoying as I've been told?

Gran Tarino and The Wrestler expand into wider release today, so be sure to check those out! You won't be disappointed!

Thursday, January 8, 2009

All DC Comics Movies Put on Hold




Obviously somebody over at Warner Bros. has been reading our site. David Goyer confirmed, in an interview with IESB, that all future DC related movie projects have been put on hold until they can iron out the details of a broader plan. No word on whether or not this affects the next Batman film, but since there isn't even a script or director attatched to that yet I guess it doesn't really matter .

A few weeks ago I posted that they needed to "kill the Justice League movie" right now before they effed it up, mainly because DC seemed to have no firm idea of how to handle their stable of characters on the big screen. So I'm overjoyed at this news, because even though I may only read a couple of DC titles every month I recognize that they have the most iconic superheroes on the planet, and I want any film with these characters to succeed. Well, except for Superman. He sucks and I want any film with him to continue sucking.

Hopefully one day we'll get a Secret Six film based off the first arc of Gail Simone's series. What a wild ride that would be!

Mickey Rourke in Iron Man 2?



Wow. What a year this has been for Mickey Rourke. I don't think anybody's made a comeback quite like this since Ma$e made his triumphant return to hip hop! Ok, this is a bit better than that. Now there is a rumor going around that Mickey Rourke is being offered the role of the Crimson Dynamo in the 2010 sequel to Iron Man. A bit of an odd fit, Rourke as the Russian bruiser, but after seeing him literally melt into the role of Ram Robinson in The Wrestler, I ain't puttin' nothin' past him.

Wednesday, January 7, 2009

Broken Lizard's The Slammin' Salmon redband trailer




I've never really understood why people love Broken Lizard so much. I didn't laugh once at Super Troopers. A friend and I still to this day talk about how bad Camp Dread was. And I simply can't finish Beerfest no matter how hard I try. I keep thinking I should like them because their brand of humor is right up my alley, but nothing ever seems to click. These guys have no less than five projects in the works right now, so clearly they have a devoted fanbase. Their next project, The Slammin' Salmon, looks promising. It's about an upscale restaurant run by a former boxing champion. When he decides to hold a contest to see which of his staff can sell the most food, hijinks ensue.

Why does this look promising? Three words: Michael. Clarke. Duncan. The man simply can't not be funny. Then again if he was ever going to suck, this would be the film where he does it. We shall see. Anyway, check out the trailer, let me know what you think about the Broken Lizard crew. And while you're at it think about how they wasted that fine talent at the top of the page.

The Punch Drunk Podcast: Episode #11



In this week's episode of the Punch Drunk Podcast:

1. John and Trav both wonder why Frank Miller sapped all the spirit out of The Spirit!

2. If Seven Pounds were a man, Trav would spit in his face!

3. Our shortest DVD review segment in history! Only Alan Ball fans need apply.

4. The duo discuss the fate of Disney's once profitable Narnia franchise.

5. Believe it or not, both John and Trav present their lists of the TOP 10 FILMS of 2008! John made it to the production meeting on time for once!

We hope you'll join us for another fun hour(or so) by clicking right....here!

US Street Fighter Trailer!!!

Update to the other post with the Chun LI trailer for Japan. Here's your official US Street Fighter: The Legend of Chun Li trailer. Personally I'm a little less enthused than when I saw the Japanese trailer, but still think it will be a decent to good actioner, what are your thoughts?

Mickey Rourke to join Stallones 'Expendables'


In another AMAZING casting note Variety reports that Mickey Rourke, the comeback kid of 08, will play a go to arms leader for the band of mercs. WOW.....I really dont think this could be more of a dream squad unless the somehow managed to get Schwarzenegger, Vann-Damme, and Seagal in it as well. I CAN NOT wait until this flick hits the screens, please oh please don't dissapoint.

Thanks to /Film for the awesome image above.

Tuesday, January 6, 2009

Yes, the Japanese Watchmen Trailer Kicks Our Ass



I was going to post on this earlier, but I noticed my favorite lady poster Ms☆Go(dig her site, it's almost as cool as ours! j/k) had put it up and she gets it just right. The Japanese trailer gets that Watchmen is about themes and not just cool music and people in spandex. To me, it's like they have a way with making their films seem so much more epic, and they certainly did this time. Check it out for yourselves and let me know what ya think.

Pegg and Frost Reunite for Tintin Movie




Simon Pegg and Nick Frost are back together again! No, it's not a sequel to Shaun of the Dead(damn) or Hot Fuzz(dammit), but the two will be voicing the bumbling Thompson Twins in the CGI feature film from Stephen Spielberg and Peter Jackson.

This is already starting to look like a blockbuster of a franchise, with Jackson and Spielberg involved. Andy Serkis is playing Tintin's sidekick, Captain Haddick. The sheer talent behind the scenes alone is enough to make me want to see this, but the addition of Pegg and Frost has only piqued my interest. I used to dig the Tintin cartoon that came on HBO(I think it was HBO). It's not as kid friendly as it appears on the surface. Much more mature in tone.

George A. Romero's ...of the Dead trailer



Zombie movie master George Romero is back with his....umpteenth zombie flick, this one titled "...of the Dead". I guess he ran out of segments of the day to set his films around(There's always Brunch of the Dead). I was a fan of Romero's early work, but his latest films have left much to be desired. They just don't have the social relevance of the previous stuff, and I feel he's been surpassed by some of the most recent zombie films by other creators(Danny Boyle, Zack Snyder). This one, however, is taking a different angle on the whole zombie situation. The inhabitants of this zombie infested island can't bring themselves to kill their loved ones and instead are living with them pretending all is normal. Obviously this won't last, but atleast it's something new for the series.

The Queue: The Warrior




It took me over a year to finally watch The Warrior, through no fault of it's own. It had been sitting on my DVR since September 2007(a particularly rough month), and I just never got around to it. Finally I added it to my Netflix queue and caught up with it, and I couldn't be more pleased.

The Warrior stars legendary Bollywood actor Irfan Khan as Lafcadia, the lead warrior henchman of a brutal warlord in feudal Rajasthan. Lafcadia has a son who is reaching the early stages of adolescence, and as such Lafcadia decides to finally give up the ways of bloodshed and violence. He takes a vow of pacifism, an act which flies in the face of everything his master believes. After Lafcadia refuses to participate in the wanton destruction of a poor village and flees, his master sends his three remaining warriors to kill Lafcadia as a message.

What follows is a harrowing chase across desert landscapes, as Lafcadia sees the results of his past life and the far reaches of his bloody reputation. The Warrior is ultimately a story about karma, and the disastrous effects that can come from living life to any extreme.

Irfan Khan is one of my favorite actors working today, and I selected this film based solely on the fact that he was starring in it. He is mesmerizing here, portraying the haggard Lafcadia as a man who is clearly weighed down by the burden of his past. The film is beautifully shot, and I can see why it took home so many awards back in 2001(although it wasn't allowed to compete for Best Foreign Language Film here in the States). My only complaint is that the performances surrounding Khan's are comparatively weak, but in truth this is a film carried by and centered around him so it's not that big of a deal. The film is subtitled in Hindi, but don't let that stop you from enjoying a wonderful film. Besides, there isn't much dialogue anyway.

7/10

Next up on the queue: 2008's Man on Wire.

Monday, January 5, 2009

Frost/Nixon, The Reader, Valkyrie




There's simply too much out right now to devote all my time to one, so unfortunately I gotta divvy things up a bit. It's been another busy week, and since I gave Doubt a full review I'll have to give the next three flicks short shrift.

Frost/Nixon: If it wasn't for Frank Langella's AMAZING performance as Tricky Dick Nixon I don't know how I'd feel about this film. Ron Howard's adaptation of the Peter Morgan play hits most of the right notes, establishing Nixon as a desperate but wily veteran willing to gamble everything to save his own reputation. David Frost, a somewhat flamboyant talk show host is similarly cast as a man risking what little reputation he has for a second shot at the big time. But I never felt that they gave Frost the attention he deserved. Most of our time is spent between Frost's research buddies(Sam Rockwell is wasted in particular) and the fascinating Nixon. I can't blame Howard for that. Langella is so perfect here in his portrayal that whenever he wasn't on screen I felt the film took two steps backwards. However when the interviews are actually taking place, the film was instantly captivating, as Nixon plays his competition like a fiddle up until that final moment. If only the entire movie had been that, rather than the time wasting stuff beforehand.

7/10, mainly for Frank Langella. Give that man an Oscar nom!

The Reader: Frankly, I've grown bored of films with anything to do with the Holocaust(especially after The Boy in the Striped Pajamas) but I still found something intriguing about parts of this. Kate Winslet(doing her best Nazi with the stiff upper lip impression) plays Hanna Schmidt, an woman who has an affair with a teenage boy, Michael. He spends his time reading to her when not in the process of having sex. Many years after the two split, he is shocked to discover that she was a Nazi who in particular was on hand during the infamous Death March after the evacuation of Auschwitz. Realizing belatedly that Hanna was illiterate, a now grown up Michael continues to read to Hanna through audio tapes while she is away in prison. A decent enough film but ultimately lacking in any real heart. It hinges on whether or not you buy into the real feelings perpetuated by Hanna and Michael in the first half of the film, but the very nature of the relationship doesn't lend itself to that. Hanna's feelings are questionable at best, and the actor portraying Michael doesn't have the range to present his suitably. That leads to a somewhat numbing second half with Michael as an adult and Hanna in prison and there just isn't enough there emotionally to make me care all that much.

6/10

Valkyrie: By all rights, this should be a horrible film. Tom Cruise as a Nazi who bears a striking resemblance to Nick Fury of the Howling Commandos? Sounds like the stuff jokes are made of. Color me shocked when Valkyrie turned out to be one of the most enjoyable thrillers of the year for me. Cruise, who wisely decided to ditch any attempt at a German accent, plays Claus von Stauffenberg as a force of nature. Singlehandedly turning around the "secret" movement to overthrow Hitler into a legitimate force by the sheer strength of his will and determination. If only his compatriots had the same conviction. This film hits almost every note perfectly and makes a wise decision in not wasting our time showing us why Hitler was a monster and needed to be dispatched. We know all that already. We also know how the plan turns out, but the interesting stuff is how it got to that point, and that's what the film focuses on. A wonderful cast(Tom Wilkinson, Bill Nighy, Kenneth Branagh, Terence Stamp, Eddie Izzard) fills out an intelligent script that had me literally on the edge of my seat. No friggin' kidding. I haven't liked Tom Cruise this much since Magnolia. Put your preconceived notions aside and go see this film. You will not be disappointed.

8/10

Friday, January 2, 2009

'My Bloody Valentine' clip



So we can pretty much agree that this film is gonna be horrible, right? I feel bad because I think Jensen Ackles has the charisma to be a major market star but not if he keeps making decisions like this. Anyway, who will be seeing this strickly because of the 3D gimmick? I know I will, and I know Trav said he will so how about you guys? Anyone intrigued enough by the new digital 3D to see what looks like the worst horro movie since 2002's Valentine?


New pics from 2009 Releases

Here are some pics from some major releases this next year courtesy of EW.com. I love the Terminator: Salvation pic, what role is Bale NOT right for...really. The Where the Wild Things Are pic is awesome, I remember loving those monsters when I was a kid. Also we have images form Pixars new UP and Land of the Lost which I honestly hope comes out well. And lastly we have another still from X Men Origins: Wolverine...which I still can figure out why they didn't just call it Wolverine, do we really need the reminder that he's an XMan eventually...ah well.

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Watchmen Exclusives

Watchmen Exclusive


Okay, this is a few days old but awesome nonetheless. Here's the myspace exclusive video for Watchmen. With ALOT of sweet footage. It's starting to look like Zach Snyder's gonna do it again.


The Slate: 1/02/09




Happy New Year! It's been nearly two weeks since I've done this bit due to the holidays and the overeating and the family stuff. Thankfully all that is now passed and I can get back to the business at hand: more movies. Not that I ever really stopped seeing 'em. This past week I managed to catch Frost/Nixon, The Spirit, Valkyrie, and Doubt. Not bad, if I do say so myself. Thanks to Rebecca for finally getting me the AMC/Regal gift card my fam has been unwilling to give me for years. I have practically no money left on either of them already.

This week sees practically no major releases at all. The only film hitting limited release is Defiance, starring James Bond, Sabretooth, and Billy Elliot. It doesn't appear to be showing anywhere in the area as of yet, which leaves my options limited to films that have been out for awhile. Revolutionary Road is playing at Landmark E Street, but I'm not overly excited to check it out despite it's stars. I've still got Titanic fatigue, even to this day. That would probably be first on my list. But also The Reader, which is getting all sorts of Oscar buzz is also out there. I'm really looking forward to that one. I've got two free passes for the Regal Kingstowne theater, but I've gotta see two week old stuff. That means Yes Man might finally make the cut. I just watched Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind again the other day so I was reminded of how good Jim Carrey can be, but I've never really dug any of his comedies. And I think....yep, Australia is still playing at Hoffman. Fuck it, I ain't seein' that mess. Just give up on it now.

I HOPE with all my heart that people will take the time to go see The Wrestler over the next few days. It's playing at AMC Georgetown theater here in DC right now. It is quite simply the best movie of the year. Enough can't be said about Mickey Rourke's performance. I hope to see it again myself. I can promise that you will not be disappointed. You don't have to be a wrestling fan to enjoy it. It's about so much more than that.

Another busy week ahead of me, although my eyes are always bigger than my grasp or whatever that saying is. I don't know. Just go see The Wrestler. Check out Doubt. Frost/Nixon is good but not great. All worth seeing. The Spirit stinks eggs. Avoid.

C-Ya next week.

Thursday, January 1, 2009

Blaxploitastic!!! Black Dynamite red band trailer!



2009 is already shaping up to be a million times better than '08. Between Watchmen, Wolverine, Give 'em Hell, Malone and now this, I'm going to have a ton of movies to write about.

Black Dynamite is an obvious riff on the blaxploitation flicks of the 70's. Looks a lot like I'm Gonna Git You Sucka, one of the funniest movies ever!(Don't believe me, go watch it again. Right now!) Dig the hilarious casting: Michael Jai White as legendary action hero, Black Dynamite. Salli Richardson, Arsenio Hall, Nicole Sullivan, Bokeem Woodbine, Tommy Davidson. And....CAPTAIN KANGAROO!!(or a reasonable facsimile). This has all the makings of a classic!

This looks like the type of film the Wayans' Bros. used to be able to make. Now they're stuck doing lame Dance Flick movies.